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what a shit day to have a birthday and go to @altontowers 😞😞😞

I find it so funny when companies looking for freelance project managers ask for 3 days a week in office. isn’t the whole point of being freelance is being able to work on your terms?

no tips just an absolute last minute “I’ve got £2.50 in my balance let’s put it on a horse” win 😂

@putthetellyon it was convincing if so… it was a hard shove.

Right… staged? #brits2026

@ruxcalin @ITV @BRITs yesss!! that came in after my tweet, but agreed.

@layna @ITV @BRITs also Geese's free palestine ;)

@ITV are you gonna show the Brits unfiltered anywhere? Kinda wanna see why you’ve filtered out jack’s politicians comments and ginge’s manchester comment… #Brits2026 @BRITs

@RyanMonkey19 @MLeavyy @ITV @BRITs I have a feeling it may have something to do with Epstein and the latest Labour Party issues

@MLeavyy @layna @ITV @BRITs What is Jack say about the politicians table? Was blanked out on TV

STOP WITH THE MUTING!!! ITV don’t host a live event after the watershed if you don’t want people to say bad things. #Brits2026 @itv

turnstile u deserve the world!!! don’t listen to the Brits!!! u won in my eyes 🖤🖤 #Brits2026

@dcfcofficial we all know who it is

Ready for a Deadline Day signing, Rams? 👀🔜

@dcfcofficial THANK GOD

Kayden Jackson has departed Derby County to join Sky Bet League One side Bradford City on a permanent transfer. 🤝 Good luck in your next chapter, Kayden. 🖤

ebou going and scoring for pompy 😪😪😪😪😪😪😪

who’d have thought that it would be the Derby County scout that would be the one to find the only American that can play football 😂

@dcfcofficial @Ebouadams Thank you for the dedication and the love you’ve show the club. You will be missed @Ebouadams 🖤🐏

The General brings his Pride Park journey to a close. 🫡 89 appearances, eight goals - a crucial part in getting back to, and remaining in, the Championship. Thank you, @EbouAdams! 🖤

@dcfcofficial @Ebouadams Absolute bullshit decision.

@BBCDerbySport Why have we let him go wtf

BBC Derby Sport understands Derby County have accepted a bid of £500,000 for midfielder Ebou Adams from Championship Portsmouth. #DCFC

@BBCDerbySport FUCK OFF

Littler getting angry is actually hilarious

what am I supposed to do with £1.29?! 😂 @Uber_Support I had to microwave my whole order because the delivery driver took too long!

@monzo Can you look into things your end please

@layna Hi Lay 👋 We're sorry to hear this has happened. The best thing to do here is to reach out to Uber and see if they are able to refund you for the cancelled trips or explain why you were charged. If you have any issues after that please let us know in the Monzo app. Thanks.

@monzo I’ve had two payments of £11 for @Uber_Support come out that were cancelled trips. They haven’t been returned to me yet, usually it’s instant. Any idea what I can do?