lena

i wish techtwt was more whimsical. like where’s the posts about their situationship or something. or like idk a cute duck and not corgi cafe

ok but i shitpost from the gym, so does that make my shitposting more superior than others

idk which girl out there needs to hear this, but these russian twists are just widening your waist if anything. deep core work like pallof hold/press etc that activates the TVA (your natural corset) is what’s going to cinch your waist in

@rackSpreader1 based

Living in my parents basement > sf lowkey

gods strongest soldier (i rolled out my IT band)

@GarciaCap i searched up this post after seeing you post it and the comments did not disappoint lol

Found a Reddit post about Anduril I’m sure the comments section will be entertaining 🍿

what even constitutes as a bay area abg at this point ?

@thomasinworld leaving me on read on imessage while responding to my tweets is crazy work thomas

@lenaeoeo 🧐

there’s no grind this summer. im in my old white country men arc of flying planes, practicing my golf swing, playing tennis, lifting weight, and taking neighborhood walks

@caiuscorioles emphasis on the ASIAN and ABG

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Our rollout of the world's fastest, most reliable high-speed Wi-Fi in the sky is reaching far and w i d e. @Starlink is now on board our first 777-200. International travelers can look forward to staying connected from gate to gate, even at 35,000 ft. over the ocean. And it's free for MileagePlus members.

@Tristanrhee3 a bit of both. it’s really hard to explain, but somedays i’ll think ok this is the youngest i’ll ever be — being 21 during the summer of 2026. some other days i feel old because im 21 and there’s only going to be more responsibilities coming at me as i grow older

@lenaeoeo Do you feel old or young?

I feel bad for people who think turning 25 is old. I'm 27 and I feel like I'm just getting going.

@rackSpreader1 will you share the sauce once you’ve uncovered

why is the algo favoring me, can anyone explain

@roccaJ21 the just bare tenders/nuggets are FIREDEE

This right here is called peak protein enlightenment. The gains will continue until morale improves.

@heykizuna i feel like these small wins as small account truly means much more

Small account be like :

@crescentforeal what about “i can read”

In 5 years, "I can code" will sound as impressive as "I can use Microsoft Word."

bro when the fuck did jake paul enter the vc-sphere 😭

eating dinner at Tao downtown with bestie and she just casually pulls out condoms for me because she has them in all her purses just in case🧍‍♀️

you still need to be lifting weight, getting good sleep, using sunscreen, and eating 80% wholefoods based diets even if you’re taking peptides