Neil Perry-McIntyre

FFS. Sloppy pass to Konate, but why is Mamardashvilli following that initial cross for so long? Never a goal threat coming from that. #LFC

@Frndtrrs @AAWJeffrey @Jsize18 @LFC This is incorrect. There is always a section for away fans in the upper SKD on CL nights - including tonight. In the league phase the opponents u-23s are usually there too. Tonight it was just away fans. They're deffo corporates, possibly players/officials friends and family.

@AAWJeffrey @Jsize18 @LFC It doesn’t work like this. It means that Liverpool does not provide a dedicated section to Gala fans and there’s no organised support group by Galatasaray. Doesn’t mean that Turkish people in general can’t buy tickets

. @lfc

@greggevans40 There actually were away fans, you can see them in your pic - upper SKD, ringed by stewards. They weren't the best losers! Noisy though.

No away fans. It’s a bit loud. #LFC

Irish Zionism

@fesshole As if you can hear people eating nuts over the drone of the jet engines. What are you, flying on Zeppelins?!

Everytime I fly I tell the stewards that I'm severely allergic to nuts. I'm not but it just a little win against the loud eaters

I hope the $50 of ad revenue this story generates was worth it, @Reuters.

@oladosuabiola9 @BadBoyGrey___ @tekkersfoot @FolasadeOlukoju @grok At least one GK has scored from a goal kick.

@BadBoyGrey___ @tekkersfoot @FolasadeOlukoju @grok @grok at which range is the longest in football history

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Don't know if this is something you're still interested in @tobyperkinsmp - but Diesel at Sainsbury's has gone from 140p to 159p in the last week or so.

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@ITV7Racing Nope, it's a paltry £5k because of Hexham being included and now abandoned. Grim for a showpiece event.

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A week to puncture the idea that the Premier League is the be all and end all. Not seen a 45 minutes from any player like Valverde's first half in years and years

Comin' over here, stealing our Grade 1s.....

Darren Fletcher is a proper little gossip, isn't he? What a prick. #THFC

Either that Van Der Venn is one horrible dirty bastard, or he doesn't know how to slide tackle. Should have been sent off for the one on Isak, and this one too. #THFC

Lump on Richarlson anytime scorer. That boy loves scoring a meaningless goal.

@paddypower Up the Skeltons!

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Mindhorn is back on the iPlayer. If you've never seen it, you should. It's a delight. bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

How to Grift: 1. Launch campaign that tugs at idiotic nostalgia strings. 2. Start crowdfund for mugs to join your 'journey' 3. Amass landbank of large buildings in central city, town and village locations. 4. Announce you can't find tenants, redevelop and sell them for £££.

@robertflorence Agreed. Although I did think it was the guy from Loudermilk at first....!

Kyle Chandler has the potential to be RDJ-level casting for the DCU. Just watch. #Lanterns