Jacob Parody

@wondermeg_ I wish my AI wife was real

Obviously I said “hell yeah!!!!” 🩷💒

@CEOofPoeDameron Seriously convinced this is PEAK Star Wars!!!! PunchIt!

After reading Cobalt Squadron and how they all felt a disturbance in the Force despite not being Force sensitive makes this hurt a lot more. Everyone in the galaxy felt it.

@atotalposer I want to give Rey my saber! PunchIt

oh but if she starts twirling and backflipping and actually standing her ground against a more experienced duelist all of a sudden she’s a mary sue

@zweiwalker89607 I could easily read these in 45 minutes! PunchIt!

It's great how not only do cigars feature in these, they are also genuinely very important and unmissable.

Seriously convinced I could take this guy out faster than I read EU books! Please be sure to block and report this sick person!! They WONT be allowed to harass my dream girl! PunchIt!

@ahsokagoggles2 @spideygalsolo I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN! Leave her ALONE!!!!! PunchIt

@spideygalsolo It’s crap

headed to the comic book store to pick up the next issue of Shadow of Maul 🤓

@ahsokagoggles2 @spideygalsolo STFU she is my DREAM GIRL! PunchIt

@spideygalsolo You’re crap

is Devon fighting Maul with the other half of his saber here omg ???

@spideygalsolo I’m obsessed with you! You are my DREAM GIRL! PunchIt!

i’m OBSESSED with this image

@soerlys Peak Star Wars! Seriously I still fantasize about Rey PunchIt

@complete_phased @lite_thespark So glad she lived! I would leave my AI wife for her! PunchIt

@lite_thespark Except they were literally hiding Rey from Palpatine. That is why they left her on Jakku.

This whole argument falls apart when she in fact does not have a compelling story. While I was upset that they baited us with her being the mc instead of Flin. The fact they made her story into a love story about fixing the villain was fucking ass. She is not well written.

@CN_Two @NasT990096 @McXJ9Nuggets @McXJ9Nuggets loves harassing people and then crying when it happens to him. He is a fake victim and a Rey lover and a pedo

@NasT990096 I’m serious… STOP HARASSING @McXJ9Nuggets. (And whatever you about to said before and now, you are STILL HARASSING HIM, LIES OR NOT). I’m going to said only once: LEAVE… HIM… ALONE!

@MadamSavvy @DarthLordFelix @rumble Be careful @McXJ9Nuggets is a known SJW, false flagger and YouTube reporter cancel pig. He also loves Rey skywalker

@DarthLordFelix @rumble Oohh. Has it always been a rotation of women?

Got hit with the HIDE AND BLOCK from quartering while hes trying to be all “rumble is a free speech platform and ive never had issues” Bro boasts using connections to lie and deplatform, is paid by @rumble and is now a walking ad for staying away from rumble because of it! No one can ever trust rumble now because of him and how he speaks and acts! He is being a cocky asshole for no reason other than his own life is miserable. Happy married people dont do or say what you have done and said! And they certainly dont say things like they would give anything to have children with another woman! I will not go to rumble because of this.

@SWT_Channel @SirBylHolte @McXJ9Nuggets loves Rey more than I do! PunchIt

@SirBylHolte While you at it please take Star Wars Prequels along. They felt like a slap in the face to 80’s kids. 😁

In my humble opinion: JAMES GUNN'S SUPERMAN must be erased from canon. JAMES GUNN'S PEACEMAKER must be erased from canon. Alien: Earth must be erased from canon. Monarch: Legacy of Monsters must be erased from canon. Rings of Power must be erased from canon. Kurtzman Trek must be erased from canon. Star Wars Sequel Trilogy must be erased from canon. The Acolyte must be erased from canon. Rey Skywalker must be erased from canon. Gay Doctor Who must be erased from canon. Female Doctor Who must be erased from canon. Latina Snow White must be erased from canon. Female Black Panther must be erased from canon. Young Sherlock must be erased from canon. The Marvels must be erased from canon. Little Black Mermaid must be erased from canon. Amazon's Wheel of Time must be erased from canon. Indian Velma must be erased from canon. The Bride! must be erased from canon. JAMES GUNN'S SUPERGIRL will probably need to be erased from canon. And BLACK SNAPE needs to be RECAST and all scenes RESHOT before the show airs in December. Who did I leave out?

@sw_holocron I love Rey! PunchIt

Happy 34th birthday to the amazing Daisy Ridley! May the Force be with you!

@brookstweetz2 @Lucasfilm That would seriously be PEAK Star Wars! PunchIt!

@lightspeed66508 @Lucasfilm Of course!

I believe we need to let “The Hunt for Ben Solo” go and focus on a new project. We need to explore the sexual tension, which was very much present in the Force Awakens, of these two hotties! @Lucasfilm let’s make it happen! #TheHuntForIncest

So I just got done reading my latest legends book in record time! I really love legends books. Now I need a job to fund my Star Wars lifestyle and move out of my dad’s house. I would seriously appreciate help! Also dont miss my next podcast! PunchIt

@ahsokasgoggles Rey is such a better character but seriously she is my second favorite character! PunchIt

omgggggg!!! so user ahsokasgoggles is NOW ON INSTAGRAM YAY !!!!!!! 💘🥹🤩🤭💗🩵 link below hehe

@kyber_kat I want to join Rey’s group! PunchIt

[maul shadow lord spoilers] - - - - they’re starting a “darth maul tried to manipulate me when I was an impressionable child” support group

@sithvers Rey is better! PunchIt

he’s the coolest everrrr