Linz 🇺🇸

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My brain when I hear hydration break.

@hjmcd20 @TartanArmyGroup @scotsawaydays @NoScotNoParty @TheTartanScarf Hubs and I were just discussing this - do they have a “summer” material version? Otherwise 😅 Miami in a bathing suit this time of year alone is still sweltering. Throwing some prayers up for the lads!

Spare a thought for the Scots wearing kilts (made with wool) in this Miami heat 🔥🔥🔥 @TartanArmyGroup @scotsawaydays @NoScotNoParty @TheTartanScarf

@eurofounder It’s 100% gotten out of control.

Message from the Airbnb host I received in the US American tipping culture is utterly disgusting

@OhappySt @AVGirl4Life Say no more - this we understand 😂

@AVGirl4Life We don't. That's a minority group of leftists. Similar to the Democrats in the USA.

I feel like I missed something. When did Australians start hating Americans?

@boriquagato They simply CANNOT have us ALL getting along and realizing there are more of us than them and we’re tired of it. Media. Politics. Etc.

i am so exhausted by the endless media narrative of "everyhting is awful, no one is happy, and everyone hates you but us." it's tiresome, manipulative, and most of all it's false. i was on the roof deck at a bar for lunch yesterday. it was packed with big beefy swedes who looked as if they had been carved from solid blocks of elk bacon. they were in team jerseys, painted faces, yelling at the screen in swedish, having a blast. good folks. funny. good humor despite getting shellacked 5-1 by the dutch. we talked. i asked them how their trip was going. they said they were loving it and could not beleive how big america is and how nice everyone was and how easy it is to just meet everyone. they were super into the bison burgers and tater tots (though jalapenos made them sweat like floyd mayweather at a spelling bee). i have no idea what their veiews of the US had been before (and didn't ask) but they certainly seemed to be enjoying it yesterday. they liked it here. it was fun to have them here. sorry, but to my mind, that's a feel good story for the world cup. there's just no real question about it. the real question becomes: why is the media so desperate to convince us all that this is not so? why do they want americans to think that the EU is a hell hole and vice versa? why are they so committed to the story of incompatibility and discord? what are they afraid of? that we might like each other? that we might learn from one another (and uncover the media lies)? do you really want people like that curating your news? of course they're freaking out. this is like watching the mean girl who has been talking behind everyone's back and stirring up acrimony suddenly realize that all the victims are talking and have figured out how she's been playing them off of one another. why, it's almost as if letting a media this dishonest shape your views about people you never met and places you've never been is unwise...

@TPAIN Can’t get their tag or my order correct. Tracks. 😂 If they actually respond - they’ll probably say the tweet has already been delivered, but they’ll let their team know so they can improve. Be persistent and you might get a few dollars in credits 😂

Who do you think you’re tagging??

@1Christyec @FreddyLA7 @sophia616388 Yes ❤️🥰

@linzeo @FreddyLA7 @sophia616388 Or this scene

This was awesome. Boat tour right up to the Niagara Falls. Thanks everyone for recommending it!

@LibyaLiberty 😂

Same day:

@Eamon_K_ Awww 🥹🥰

Longest, but some of the best 10 days of my life following Scotland in Boston 🇺🇸 27 straight hours of traveling ✈️ Finally reunited with my boy Family time 🫶🏼🇪🇸🇪🇸

True 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇺🇸 👶 😂😂😂

@elrawkador Agree. One or two salty fans aren’t going to change my view of an entire country. ❤️

@linzeo I actually love Australians. My daughter is a big fan of the Wiggles. And I’m a big Celtics fan, but my favorite Celtics podcast is hosted by a couple aussies.

I don’t even care that (some) Aussies are being a-holes .. but this ratio and the content 🤣☠️☠️☠️ Sidenote: fav store in the mall growing up was Aussie Tees, anyone remember that? Half my wardrobe.

@OfficialDinsey ☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣

Next leg of the tour Charleston where I’ve joined the bloods. Tell me it wasn’t a penalty now ya fuckin teapots.

“Sport has the power to change the world. It has the power to unite people in a way that little else does.” - Nelson Mandela

This.

@KaySu00 I’m a humor coper myself - and I don’t even want to know, that’s boss level.

What kind of fucked up shit did Ian Carroll through in life to make him this fucking funny ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Netflix gotta put all their writers on a K-Drama set in Mexico. Emily in Paris was nice but we need Ji-Young in Mexico City now.

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