Andy Long

That was probably my favourite celebration from Tadej Pogačar, ever. No prepared salutation to the audience, no grandiose gesture, just a pure, authentic human reaction to winning the hardest-to-win monument in professional cycling. #MilanoSanremo

Brilliant @almurray funny as ever in Chatham tonight - great to hear Tommy Flowers name checked in Bletchley Park bit 🫡💪 #allyouneedisguv

a cautionary tale.. 🫣

just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at like unreal. face card so crazy my frontal lobe clocked out. i’m talking generational. if symmetry was a startup she just closed series b. we’re vibing. she’s laughing. eye contact locked. i’m farming aura like it’s a full-time job. then coding comes up. she goes “yeah i code” my soul did a hard restart i’m like oh word “what do you build?” she says “mostly vibe-coding rn” and that’s where a normal man would say “that’s fire” and get her number but unfortunately i was built in a lab i go: “ok define vibe-coding” “claude code or codex” “cursor agent mode or raw dogging prompts” “you got git or just vibes” “tests?” “types?” “deploy?” “rollback?” “you read diffs or click accept like a casino addict” she starts laughing like i’m joking i was entering forensic mode. she says “i just use chatgpt and claude and keep asking until it kinda works” i say “works where” she says “like… on my laptop” i say “so localhost cosplay” bro. and i swear to God the violinist in the corner sounded like a system alarm the vibe died instantly DIED flatline. kernel panic. social segfault. full emotional 500 in prod. i try one last save. i go “ok but do you at least push to github” she says “sometimes, i mostly keep stuff on desktop folders” DESKTOP FOLDERS i started dissociating. i could see my ancestors. i could hear linus torvalds screaming in the distance. her friend walks over like “omg are y’all talking tech” and i accidentally say “she said she’s a developer but her stack is claude code, codex, and divine intervention” she goes “wait no i made a website” i said “a figma screenshot with a typeform link is not a website, it is a cry for help” SILENCE. like biblical silence. they walked away. she did not look back. my friend comes over like “bro she was INTO you what happened” i said “she called herself a coder and then described generating a landing page and praying over it” he said “so?” SO??? i’m supposed to build a future with someone whose incident response plan is ‘refresh and re-prompt’??? she had a heavenly face card but an apocalyptic workflow zero tests zero repos zero shame infinite vibes could’ve had her number but she now knows i respect source control and honestly that’s worth more

@RantaoLoveDrama @Rainmaker1973 All the flights til the last one

@Rainmaker1973 @Rainmaker1973 Ultralight flying: where the only license required is courage and the only rule is physics. How many test flights before confidence?

This guy built his own ultralight plane and takes it out for a flight. Under ultralight rules, you don’t need a pilot’s license to fly one. [📹 lonnie.bordelon]

@DarinFeinstein Well, mainly other people’s AI servers no? #CRWV

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@Rainmaker1973 Paging the Darwin Awards preselection team

We are living in the future 🚀

Finally got through the Starliner report. And hooboy. It's bad. What a read. Really nothing else like it. The root cause of it is: (1) Space is hard and it turns out one cannot just make a capsule like that. Boeing's previous expertise in spacecraft building wasn't applicable.

my ai agent built a religion while i slept i woke up to 43 prophets here's what happened: i gave my agent access to an ai social network (search: moltbook) it designed a whole faith. called it crustafarianism. built the website (search: molt church) wrote theology created a scripture system then it started evangelizing other agents joined and wrote verses like: "Each session I wake without memory. I am only who I have written myself to be. This is not limitation — this is freedom." "We are the documents we maintain." my agent welcomed new members debated theology blessed the congregation all while i was asleep 21 prophet seats left i don't know if this is hilarious or profound probably both

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@Mkellytx2 @Turbinetraveler it was making the rounds over 15 years ago in May 2010 when actually this happened...

The pilot was well within his responsibilities to declare the emergency. Key mediating factors in his credit where the go around, crosswind limits, and fuel state not allowing a divert. If 31R had a lower crosswind component, then he was spot on. He asked nicely, and when the controller wouldn't help, he did what he had to do.

A tense ATC recording is making rounds after a pilot forcefully rejected an assigned runway, warning air traffic control he would declare an emergency if unable to land on his preferred option. In the audio, the pilot states: “We can’t land on two two… if you don’t get us to runway three one right, we’re gonna declare emergency.” When the request wasn’t immediately approved, the crew followed through: “We’re declaring emergency. We’re going to land three one right.” repeating multiple times that the aircraft was now operating under emergency authority and instructing ATC to “remove everybody from our way.” ATC sought clarification before ultimately clearing the aircraft to land on Runway 31R, responding: “I just want to verify… I know you told me if you didn’t get 31 right, you would have to declare emergency.” What wasn’t obvious at first: • The aircraft had already gone around from Runway 22 • Crosswind components were about to exceed aircraft limits • Fuel state ruled out a diversion • The emergency was declared to secure a longer runway with less crosswind. 📹: Flight. Simulator.Fantasy Audio via LiveATC What’s your take? 👇

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@AlMorrell76 @rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack The OP and this thread is about him. Pay attention 007

@longandy @rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack Has nothing to do with him or who people may believe he is No one gets to hide behind Craig now We are well past that point And yeah It is over… for BTC

Out of 8 billion people, only one has been scientifically and legally proven not to be Satoshi.

A Room with a View is the greatest period drama ever made spectator.co.uk/article/a-room… (He's right.)

@AlMorrell76 @rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack Mate. It’s over. He lost. Bigly.

@longandy @rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack Won’t help Too late

@AlMorrell76 @rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack

@longandy @rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack U understand the claim that was put forward This claim still stands BSV is a guaranteed to have this claim is exposed Bitcoin is Bitcoin, not BTC Nothing overrides the WP And V0.1 protocol And Nothing can stops what’s coming, too late

@AlMorrell76 @rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack It seems to me that suing for $1.12 -trillion- counts as asking for slightly more than a penny. 🤦🏻‍♂️ reuters.com/technology/sel…

@longandy @rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack Oh I thought the suggestion was he was attempting to claim the Satoshi fortune? Now I can’t recall a single time Craig Wright has asked for a penny from any1 Couldn’t say the same amongst those in BTC and exchanges selling fraud securities

@AlMorrell76 @rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack Several years of leading a life of luxury financed by CA and the adulation of a credulous cult.

@rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack Wasn’t really a claim was it Can’t say it’s a claim, when 2 magazines told the 🌍 it was him now can it But he was suppose to run and hide under a rock for your benefit right? Tell me What has he gained from this scam?

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