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Dan🥛
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@ReichNeverDies @esotericpawg was gonna say this. same with hating your family being funny.
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@hot_cocoa_girl heyyy just wanted to circle back on those bullet points we discussed last time, I don't feel like we're currently on the same page. no need to reinvent the wheel or anything but we need all hands on deck to work on our synergy 🙃
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I think it’s annoying when my friend says she could never date a younger guy and then dates an evil immature older man that talks about their relationship in terms of sprints and has her on a performance improvement plan
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@TonySneedprano space rocks and algae hold the same moral weight as their family members, remember?
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"it's trashy and classless to clean up the ugly greengoop algae cum" will you people just stop
Gwen ☕@GwenpostingTTV
I hate this trashy classless administration.
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@centristpeater my most feminine trait is i want to buy acres and acres of land and own a serval to run around in it and itd totally wouldnt run away because i have all the good treats
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@baltic_dan unfortunately there was a male cop with her otherwise i woulda said i had more than one thing i was carrying iwb appendix
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“Don’t be silly, anon, I’m not going to magdump you for being a horny gooner”
Silly Little Guy@Czar_Of_Silly
Actually officer, I’m hiding rocks in my uretha
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@justalexoki only if you spot me on bench wearing shorts and standing way too close to my head
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you should go to the gym. don't worry so much about the details. ask claude or chatgpt to help you. they're great at this. just go there and have a look, try on a machine. you just need to go there. once there it'll be much easier to start. just get in the door. that's all you need to do
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@bees_cult ahhh that'd make sense, I can't believe it never dawned on me before now. that really does explain the after-school extra credit sessions i did with him to "earn" a passing grade 🤦
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@bees_cult i had one professor who was an absolute persnickety ass when it came to grading and the only reason i did the hw is so i wouldnt be called into his office where he'd talk to me while applying lip balm the entire time
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@bees_cult so valid queen 👑
if tests weren't weighted so high i probably wouldnt have passed my classes, i "technically" did most of my hw but poorly cuz it ultimately didn't matter
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What word is your spelling nemesis?
This is a safe space.
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@bees_cult why did he take you seriously, no one should take women seriously
she does look great for being 11 years past the wall though
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Why do libtards always behave like this? This isn’t even remotely true. A shot in the totally wrong direction
Bellamy Wayne@TheDark_ViKing
@bees_cult @LoveIndia163 You really are surprised that you are lonely? Really? You cant put your finger on why nobody wants to be even near you?
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