emre the world's first and only gamer

check out the first slide of my talk to the @PlayApex team this morning :D 🥳 huge shoutouts to @VonHollde for the amazing artwork and @BrianOnTheRocks for putting it all together

Car shopping, but my requirements are making the whole crew crash out. You tell me: 1) It's an actual three-pedal manual. 2) Model is in song lyrics from a song I've heard before, or close enough. 3) Monthly amount spent isn't prime. My financial guys say "sir this is the CarMax chat bot," so I need help. How's @DaveRamsey any better?

Dear @Delta , the JFK terminal 4 sky lounge is standing room only with a 30 min line outside. Maybe we can use this space, instead of VIP seating for seating.....

@DesignLvLUp unforch the fridge budget got cut, so now we're down to a 3 liter of brand Minister Pilb

Working in AAA is a young person's game now. Studios expect more senior talent to move their family across the country, to an unaffordable, overpopulated city, where quality of life plummets, forever renters to a bank, with hours of commute, and so on. Young people don't mind cramming into an apartment with 6 others to make rent, or don't have a family. On top of that, move here with the instability of the job market and not being able to find new work quickly!! We have game night and a fully stocked fridge at the office, though!

Why isn't center vertical alignment the default for cells in tables ???? And it's something you can't change in @msonenote, but *I* can't change the tool I've been using for 10 years, so ugly tables it is

well at least they're leaving the Gays of Hormuz alone

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I wonder what Max Verstappen's comments are going to be after this quali session...

"Well at least the battery charge state was maintained," thought @Max33Verstappen as he careens into the barrier in the first @F1 quali of the season.

ugh i KNEW i shouldve stockpiled my own kerosene instead of index funds.... @grok remind me to financially exploit the next forever war, thanks in advance

Hey @googledocs, two things: 1) Do you take engineering requests via twitter? 2) If so: 2.1) Can you add a keyboard shortcut for 'Insert --> Horizontal line'? 2.2) Can you fix the broken character rendering when pasting any kind of math into a Google Doc? Brother, may I paste some sigmas?

@TwiceFxtherless @StopKilingGames @accursedfarms @geoffkeighley wow there's enough bloodshed in the world we dont gotta get geoff like that😂

@m_ray @StopKilingGames @accursedfarms already exists, the ceo and founder is @geoffkeighley its a public execution and they host it once a year

New Video Game Industry Idea: A sister campaign to @StopKilingGames, but this one is called "Start Killing *Some* Games." Compassionate end-of-live-service care / legally-binding video game hospice. That's my pitch, I'll let you brainstorm which games 🎮 @accursedfarms DMs are open

my 2026 @F1 simulation tool is almost done and now i can lose at predictions AND pay for compute!

Who picked the jersey color schemes for this #USAHockey semi? It looks like 10 people with the same outfit playing hockey in FFA mode #olympics

Ramadan patch about to drop, no change again this year, same 70x bonus on good deed points. At least give us a new map or something god.

Free Business Idea: AirBnB, but for other people's @Steam libraries

findik fistik istemem nisan yuzugu tak bana

Tonight I learned I do not know how to spell "sollom" like "there was a sollom mood inside the kfc/tacobell." How do you *actually* spell it? Look that shit up I won't spoil the ending.

@drmistercody @shoe0nhead @ImperiumFirst no it gives me hands though

@shoe0nhead @ImperiumFirst Does it give you pause that one of the main people saying it is a Nazi?

Nick Fuentes says the GOP must be destroyed and replaced by a left/right populist coalition "The left has to give up immigration, the right has to give up on the free market."

but how is he going to PAY for mandatory halal in NYC? @ZohranKMamdani