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@RadioLisa1 @BBCTwo Loving it, true legend 👌

Enjoying Billy Joel at the BBC on @BBCTwo now. So many gorgeous songs. A great lyricist & musician ❤️ #legend

@narindertweets It looked like road rage to me? He was angry coz he couldn’t drive down the road!

The humanising of white men who happen to be monsters begins like clockwork .."family man" "a father" "a businessman" Lived in a normal "cul de sac" 😂 What he did was pure terror.He's a monster and it's a miracle no one was killed.

@rickygervais Where’s the brown m&m’s?!

I am a megastar. So I need things to be right. Just got to my dressing room at The Alban Arena for tonight’s #Mortality show & they’ve lit the fruit all wrong. Unbelievable.

@RightWingDad So true 😅

Maturity is realizing that in the film Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man she slept with exactly once—a man who never even owned the necklace. She completely disregards the fact that the explorer who brought her to the wreck had built his entire career around finding that necklace. Yet, she held onto it for decades, on the off chance she’d end up at the wreck site again, just to chuck it into the ocean for no good reason… and croaks in his bed. Then goes and waltzes passed her husband in the afterlife to meet up with her 3 day fling! Meanwhile, she conveniently leaves out the part where she let Jack—the “three-day love of her life”—freeze to death because she couldn’t scoot over a bit on the giant door. Oh, and maybe, just maybe, her husband of many years might’ve liked to know she’d been hanging onto a $250 million necklace all that time? How about her granddaughter, who was caring for her? An early retirement fund, anyone? The real villain of Titanic? Ready for it? Not Cal, not even the iceberg—it was Rose. Still love that movie, though.

@CollinRugg Should be life

NEW: Teenager who got his teacher pregnant when he was 13, claims he was the one who instigated the relationship & is calling for her charges to be dropped. New Jersey teacher Laura Caron was arrested for r*ping a male child for years, allegedly starting around the time the boy was 11. The relationship began when Caron was about 26 years old and allegedly went on for at least four years. "They need to drop all charges. I wasn't groomed or r*ped or manipulated by her. She never initiated anything. I started everything," he said to the Daily Mail. "This stuff is so deep. Like the world has no idea what she has done for my family. I love her with all my heart. She was there for me and my family." Back in December, the victim's father noticed that the child looked like him and his son, raising concerns. Caron had taught the victim and his brother when they were in 5th grade. "Over the years, the parents of the victim said the family became friends with Caron, which ultimately led to them even allowing their boys and daughter to stay at Caron’s home at times," ABC 6 reported. The children eventually stayed with Caron permanently from 2016 to 2020, according to reports. The victim’s sister says her brother was about 11 years old when he started sleeping in the same bed as Caron. The teacher would reportedly go into the bathroom while the victim was showering, lock the door, and r*pe him while the other siblings slept. Caron is currently awaiting trial and faces 10 years in prison.

I've spent a YEAR saving up for driving lessons, and you're telling me MIGRANTS get them for free?

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Walnuts

What is something you think you could eat everyday for 3 straight months and never get sick of?

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Chucky egg 🥚

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

This report is a couple of years old but has made me sick. I cannot compute this? How is killing a full term baby with Downs considered acceptable? news.sky.com/story/legislat…

My son had infantile spasms for months before we knew what they were, definitely need more awareness about this

@look_itsluke Love this ❤️

@DavidBartram_ 8

@Eulonzo True talent 💜 RIP

Cat Glover has passed away. 💔 One of the most memorable members of any of his 80s bands. #Lovesexy is one of my favorite #Prince albums. We all love Cats raps during her time + her part in the SOTT/Lovesexy Band. We Wish U Heaven, #CatGlover. 🕊️🙏🏾 “CAT! WE NEED U 2 RAP!” 🎤🖤

@gilldotelliott @annalandre Brilliant 🤣

@marieSFoley @annalandre reddit.com/r/funny/commen…

I’m a wheelchair user in Paris for the #Paralympics2024 opening ceremony. The wheelchair viewing platform is entirely taken up by non-wheelchair users. “Welcome to Paris!” 🫠

@gilldotelliott @annalandre Wish I’d seen that! It’s the same when people put bags/coats on seats.. I just sit on them

@marieSFoley @annalandre Stephen Hawking was great one for running over people who irritated him.

@ellielexx I’m so sorry, what a beautiful boy 💔

My beautiful boy Billy died in my arms. I’m never going to get over it. It hurts so much. DIPG is a child killing cancer and a monster that has to be stopped. My brave little boy, pitted in a battle against the devil, a fight he didn’t want and could never win. It’s not fair 💔

Could any picture sum up our new men’s rights movement better? The smirk of a male who’s knows he’s protected by a misogynist sporting establishment enjoying the distress of a woman he’s just punched in the head, and whose life’s ambition he’s just shattered. #Paris2024

Most people are good, and kind... But then you have the worst type... 😡 @Dunnesfarmeggs have been robbed again. A disgusting thing to happen at their egg honesty box which is so valued by most locals. 😢 Make this guy famous guys🙏🏻 #Kildare #IrishFood

@Liz_ORiordan I feel your pain, my dad died unexpectedly in his sleep and I was advised the same. How can we say goodbye 💔

Feeling a little bit broken. As many of you know Dad dropped dead 2 weeks ago when I was on holiday. I needed to see him to say goodbye in the chapel of rest. But the lovely funeral director has kindly advised that given the changes that happen with time, they only recommend I say goodbye to Dad with a closed coffin.