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mark🇫🇷
@markeraad
I am a woman, Mark is a nickname, I am not some creep with a girl as a pfp IT’S ME ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIIIIIE
เข้าร่วม Eylül 2020
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@ParkObsession @Frankthetankwm We had a private stage at my work yesterday for Tomorrowland… we hosted 3000 people… this morning it was gone… HOW
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@Frankthetankwm Oh don’t even get me started on Tomorrowland haha.
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All of Epic Universe will have been built faster than this.
DLP Report@DLPReport
🧭 Of course the panel doesn’t want to commit to a time frame for The Lion King Land but told us it started last fall and will have “roughly the same type of timeline as the construction of World Of Frozen”. Get your calculators out.
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@Charliekirk6967 @wizzdomme Well, yeah, during WWI they’d have truces on Christmas night and party and play soccer together then went back to kiling each other the next day
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@wizzdomme Ah yes save the horse and get back to killing one another
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@sistrology253 @TochukwuAgba @grok The guy is a realtor and a black woman is thinking of moving in next door. He’s stressed because he definitely has a thing for black women, the whole joke of the episode is that he’s acting so weird around the potential new neighbor that she ends up thinking he’s a racist
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@Ultharyon @iwasyou14 @Henri2Turenne Travail c’est travail, pire du coup au final elle sort pas, elle passe son temps non stop sur son lieu de taff
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@Boone347 @Henri2Turenne Parce que elle elle bosse pas peut être? Elle taffe toute la journée puis une fois rentrer elle a tout le travail ménager ils ont besoin d’aide avant tout
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@iwasyou14 @Henri2Turenne Il est dit qu’elle a un taff aussi, donc elle se tape une journée de boulot aussi, elle rentre et en plus elle doit tout faire dans la maison? Vous etes des oufs
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@Henri2Turenne l'horreur, tu te tapes une journée de boulot avec la pression actuelle du monde du travail et tu angoisses quand tu es sur la route du retour car t'attend à la maison une sorcière
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@akseli99 @TheLaurenChen Bit there are a thousand ways for someone to gain weight, medical weight, stress weight… this person should just get tested for any underlying conditions that might slow their metabolism or look at the medicine they take if they take any, some make you gain weight for no reason
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@TheLaurenChen These people constantly lie to themselves just like alcoholics and other addition affected people lie to themselves, in that obvious way we all but them can see.
It’s a psychological issue, sometimes a pathological issue.
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At one point in college, I had an obese roommate.
After a few weeks, she complained about how lucky I was to be thin, since I ate more than her.
The thing is, however, that I absolutely did not eat more than her, in terms of calories or just amount of food.
She put ranch on everything. 600 calorie drinks. Endless snacking.
Maybe my plate was more full than hers at dinner, but it was obvious tp everyone but her that she was consuming more throughout the day.
I'm sorry, but after multiple instances of this happening with other overweight people, I just don't trust when someone heavy insists they're in caloric deficit.
Maybe some people lose weight faster than others. For sure. But it's simple science that if calories out exceed calories in, you WILL lose weight.
Hockey Farmer🥶🏴☠️🇹🇹@grfarmgoat
@anymanfitness I ate 1200 for 44 days straight. Measured and weighed everything. I gained weight. I wish was I kidding.
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@timtombruce @wapital3 Not being able to smell yourself is normal, you’re so used to your own smell you cant even distinguish it anymore, it when you can that there’s something wrong
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@ChristerSm87295 @KILLTOPARTY Ah yes, women, people who famously don’t have a job or friends and therefore can never know disappointment
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@KILLTOPARTY A guy’s life is full of rejections: job, friends, dating. She clearly has a communication issue, count yourself lucky she filtered herself out and move on.
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@mitskiIeaks As a waiter, there are some things we will never stop doing
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you can take the man out of the old spaghetti factory, but you can't take the old spaghetti factory out of the man
ivy@hudpinks
2 cups fitting in the palm of his hand i’m so normal about this actually
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I was like 13 and 2h into a 9h long car ride I asked to go to the bathroom because my stomach hurt. I saw blood, ran to my parents, only found my dad. I figured it was good enough and told him I had my first period. He went to buy pads & get my mom while reassuring me. W parents
theGIRLScare. ng@theGIRLScare
Girl to girl: did you know 92% of women remember their first period vividly. Do you?
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He was into a girl at a party, I could tell, so I hooked up with her in front of him. #BisexualPowers
Kia 🧸ྀི@xevekiah
Just curious guys, what’s the worst thing you’ve done just to get your crush’s attention???
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@solishortus pas de conv donc je fais de mon mieux soit parce que je suis beaucoup beaucoup trop nerveuse ou stressée, ca s’appelle de l’anxiété locutive
Après ceux qui le font TOUT le temps c’est juste des égocentriques je pense
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@solishortus Parfois j’ai l’impression d’être comme ça mais quand ça arrive c’est parce que le silence me rend nerveuse donc je parle pour combler le vide et j’ai tellement peur de dire de la merde que je parle d’un sujet sûr: moi. Après c’est généralement soit parce que la personne en face a
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@Roge_Elephant @YungYodaa Words, scent, moves, where you put your hands, rythm, kisses, if you hug the person or not, etc etc it’s a whole, it doesn’t matter the size or duration if you know what to do with the rest of your body and the whole of our bodies
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@Roge_Elephant @YungYodaa You’re really stupid if you think size and length or the act are what matters…
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@YungYodaa Kevin did the longest as women expected yet he scored only 7 because of mini d But Lucas with big D is the shortest, yet he scored 9 out 10. Women are more pervert than men. Stop dating prostitutes. Bro.
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