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@maymer___

Cross Chain Connoisseur || Seasoned Developer || Dev Lead @SuitoSeas

Las Bermudas, Matamoros เข้าร่วม Eylül 2018
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Crystal Kizor
Crystal Kizor@crystal_kizor·
At 23, with no prior experience, I turned this dilapidated building into Nigeria’s first offgrid hospital. Here’s how (5 principles) 🧵: 📍 Enugu, Nigeria
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Ololademi Asake
Ololademi Asake@Asake1759·
@omoelerinjare WTF!! They only asked you to file tax no one is asking you to pay anything. Omo dvmb people plenty for this Nigeria ooooo
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ÓMÒÉLÉRÍNJÁRÉ@omoelerinjare·
Today , being the last day, Nigerians must file their tax to Tinubu's pocket. A young man has given reasons he won't pay tax. " I won't pay tax because if I am being k!dnapped today, my family would have to raise ransom, If I am sick today, there is no government hospital that can give me proper treatment........."
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Ola Ξlixir
Ola Ξlixir@thegreatola·
My Q1 Report Card Went full growth mode this quarter. • Published 10 articles (4M+ views) • Got featured in a national newspaper • Went all-in on vibecoding • Joined a vibeathon, built a Solana degen house in 24 hours • Launched 2 projects in 4 weeks • Vibecoded Ataktos end-to-end solo (design, dev, marketing, production) • Landed first client for gtmquant.com (AI GTM platform, still in beta) • Started learning a new language (goal: two by year-end) • Training my AI models to be sharper than average 🦀 • Built a brand ops team using AI agents trained on my social DNA • Shipped 2 AI bots that help traders scan the market My mind probably skipped some things. More focused on the next goal than what's behind me. Onward. Doubling down and building the future I envision.
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Q1 ends in two days, how well have you done so far ?

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Ikpeh ThankGod Esq
@Onsogbu @NigeriaRevenue Take note that no State's Internal Revenue Service Portal is functional, except for Lagos State. Also your website Nrs.gov.ng can't grant access for individual filling, as the NIN verification doesn't get successful. Thank you for your attention.
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Pastor Okezie J. Atañi
For your tax filing, this is an alphabetical list of State IRS websites and emails. 1. Abia State — Website/Portal: app.abiapay.com/login?error=se… 2. Adamawa State — Website/Portal: adirs.net 3. Akwa Ibom State — Website/Portal: akirs.up-ng.com 4. Anambra State — Website/Portal: tax.services.an.gov.ng 5. Bauchi State — Website/Portal: birs.bu.gov.ng 6. Bayelsa State — Website/Portal: bir.by.gov.ng 7. Benue State — Website/Portal: birs.be.gov.ng 8. Borno State — Website/Portal: birs.bo.gov.ng/home/ 9. Cross River State — Website/Portal: crirs.ng 10. Delta State — Website/Portal: deltairs.com 11. Ebonyi State — Website/Portal: tax.ebsirb.eb.gov.ng 12. Edo State — Website/Portal: eirs.gov.ng 13. Ekiti State — Website/Portal: ekitistaterevenue.com 14. Enugu State — Website/Portal: irs.en.gov.ng/home 15. Gombe State — Website/Portal: irs.gm.gov.ng 16. Imo State — Website/Portal: iirs.im.gov.ng 17. Jigawa State — Website/Portal: jsirs.org.ng 18. Kaduna State — Website/Portal: kdsgirs.gov.ng 19. Kano State — Website/Portal: kirs.gov.ng 20. Katsina State — Website/Portal: irs.kt.gov.ng 21. Kebbi State — Website/Portal: irs.kb.gov.ng/etax/eregistra… 22. Kogi State — Website/Portal: irs.kg.gov.ng Email: info@kirs.kg.gov.ng 23. Kwara State — Website/Portal: irs.kw.gov.ng 24. Lagos State — Website/Portal (filing): etax.lirs.net (main site: lirs.gov.ng) 25. Nasarawa State — Website/Portal: irs.na.gov.ng 26. Niger State — Website/Portal: ngsirs.gov.ng Email: info@ngsirs.gov.ng 27. Ogun State — Website/Portal: ogirs.ogunstate.gov.ng 28. Ondo State — Website/Portal: odirs.ng Email: contactus@odirs.ng 29. Osun State — Website/Portal: irs.os.gov.ng Email: info@oirs.ng 30. Oyo State — Website/Portal: bir.oyostate.gov.ng 31. Plateau State — Website/Portal: psirs.gov.ng 32. Rivers State — Website/Portal: riversbirs.gov.ng 33. Sokoto State — Website/Portal: irs.sk.gov.ng 34. Taraba State — Website/Portal: tarababir.gov.ng Email: info@tarababir.gov.ng 35. Yobe State — Website/Portal: irs.yb.gov.ng Email: contact@irs.yb.gov.ng 36. Zamfara State — Website/Portal: irs.zm.gov.ng Email: contact@irs.zm.gov.ng (or info@irs.zm.gov.ng) FCT (Abuja) — Website/Portal: fctirs.gov.ng (self-service) Email: info@fctirs.gov.ng (or contactus@fctirs.gov.ng)
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jack@JackDorsey0x·
FLIP THESE KEYS 🔑 STACK PAPER 💵 FILE PAPERWORK 🧾 EZ ✅ GEOFF.AI
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COMMANDER🦾@maymer___·
@Dammi_Esq change from filing to paying. thats the word they want to trick u that its filing. no it is to pay
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Dammy Esquire.,
Dammy Esquire.,@Dammi_Esq·
HOW TO FILE YOUR PERSONAL INCOME TAX (PIT) A. Confirm your state of residence (this is where you live, not where you work) B. Obtain your Tax Identification Number (TIN) C. Gather necessary documents such as your payslips, bank statements, and proof of other income D. Visit your state’s E_portal or the IRS website E. Register and file your Self-Assessment Return (Form A) F. Submit your return and pay any outstanding balance.
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Dammy Esquire.,
Dammy Esquire.,@Dammi_Esq·
🚨PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMEN🚨 Tomorrow, March 31st, 2026, is the FINAL DAY to file your Personal Income Tax (PIT). If you fail to file by the deadline: 1. You risk an immediate penalty of ₦100,000 starting April 2026 2. Plus an additional ₦50,000 for every month you remain in default This is not something to ignore. Non-compliance can lead to serious consêquênces, including possible deductions from your bank account without prior notice. Take this seriously. File your PIT before the deadline and stay compliant.
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Alex Otti
Alex Otti@alexottiofr·
Yesterday at Abia State University, Uturu (ABSU), I was honoured to be received by a mammoth crowd of vibrant students as we commissioned landmark projects and unveiled bold initiatives that will shape the future of our great institution. * Commissioned a refurbished 5 MVA Power Station (upgraded from 2.5 MVA) to ensure steady electricity supply for ABSU, Uturu, and adjoining communities. * Delivered 3 retrofitted hostels (A, B & C) to improve student living conditions. * Flagged off construction of: - 5,000-bed Female Hostel - 5,000-bed Male Hostel - Faculty of Agriculture & Faculty of Law buildings - 1.8km Internal Road Project At the 30th–32nd Combined Convocation Ceremony, I also announced: - Automatic lecturing jobs for all First-Class graduates as Graduate Assistants (after NYSC). - Postgraduate scholarships up to PhD level for First-Class graduates in public universities nationwide. - A ₦200 million Business Grant to support 100 graduates with innovative enterprise ideas in agriculture, ICT, clean energy, and more. We also celebrated our best graduating student, Mrs. Oluchi Etumsi, with a personal token, and congratulated our distinguished honourees including His Imperial Majesty, the Ooni of Ife, Barr. Dr. Allen Onyema, and Dr. Stella Okoli. Education remains the bedrock of our vision for Abia State. We are committed to building institutions that inspire excellence, innovation, and leadership. Step by step, project by project, ABSU is being transformed into a hub of innovation, excellence, and leadership.
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Abass
Abass@jayebros·
Same experience. I got a bike employed a rider for only @QualityGadgets_ deliveries. This guy will leave our order and be taking outside jobs. I will send him to Yaba, tracker will spot him at Berger. Final straw was when Do2dtun ordered a phone that was meant to be a surprise birthday gift. I decided to outsource our other deliveries for that day, I told this guy to just deliver that, 5 hours later, he’s yet to deliver, Egbon was furious asking for refund, I had to beg him. My rider did not deliver that phone until next morning. I just took my key and parked the car in my house for more than a year, I later dashed him the bike sha. Never again
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Tomori Simisola
Tomori Simisola@SimisolaTomori·
This is basically like running a dispatch business 🤣🤣 I had 10 bikes and a bus, my husband had an extra 5 bikes as well. One day, I sold everything and kept just the bus. A few weeks ago, I even dashed my husband the bus, I cannot come and run mad 🤣 I saw fire and brimstone 😭🔥
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BSAT Properties@BSAT_Properties

One of my financial mistakes 2024 i opened a pure water factory for additional income. In fact in my head I had imagined that it’s blood money business I was about to enter because I felt the expenses will be small so I imagined plenty profit. In my mind I said after all I’m not buying the water. Anyway let me first use 5 minutes to laugh at my self first before I start 😂😂😂 I bought every machine it needed to Nafdac standard,I also registered it with Nafdac so my sale was very legit. That gave me my first experience with Nafdac I started with 3 cars,a hilux truck and 2 open boot bikes. We kicked off and my reality set in. First of all printing of roll was more expensive than i thought,already taking half of my money. Then as a producer our price is usually regulated with other factories,we cannot give drivers higher than other factories because we had a union binding us and it was part of our rules. We are producers so we don’t sell directly,we give to drivers at cheaper rate then they sell and make their money. As at that time I was giving each bag of water to my drivers at 120 naira a bag sometimes 150. Now I will still buy fuel for the cars ooo Even when i considered the option of them buying fuel and adjusting their price I still suffered for it. I also pay each bagger 10 naira to bag 1 bag,this is minus other salaries of the people in production handling the major sealing machines ooo I was burning electricity and light bill as if fire was burning my Nyash. I changed filters every two weeks and it’s not cheap I ran diesel to support Nepa because of course I live in Nigerian. I had so many staffs on salaries too and there are so many other expenses i cannot say all here. Abi is it car maintenance,story for another day 🥱 Drivers will owe me and they kept giving excuses that customers are owing them,all lies,infact me,drivers and police station became customers every week. I gave most of this drivers accommodation ooo but the truth is they are full blown thieves. At the end of every sales I make money but it goes like the wind to expenses and I will be left with only money to replace the rolls to produce again. To cut the long story short I was close to running madd then I shut down the business and I regained my sanity. If you have ever ran a pure water business you will understand this post better than anyone else,and if you intend to open a pure water factory first go to Amadioha and take juju make all your workers first swear oath before you start and take jazz not to run madd. Which business showed you shege? © Belle Kingdom

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Cary
Cary@Cary0x5·
Call your broker. Long on rope. Short on salt. NFA
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COMMANDER🦾@maymer___·
@Try_Raisins @akinkunmi @AdigweBright That means u have to have access to two of the product. Trust me they can bypass this by simply printing with two codes and then its a 50/50 chance. Its not practical. The app can update when someone has scanned and marked as bought Then it poses risk of abuse. None are scalable
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╮(︶▽︶)╭@Try_Raisins·
@maymer___ @akinkunmi @AdigweBright fakes usually use the same few codes for all their products so by the time the same code is scanned twice and the system flags it as a duplicate you go back to where you bought it from to complain most likely the rest of their stock will have the same issue
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Titanium
Titanium@akinkunmi·
I shortly contracted with a company building exactly this some time last year as a backend engineer. The problem is real but this solution is nothing but a gimmick. I don't think there's any world in which it works. 1. You're not going to convince hundreds of thousands of companies to start printing your QR codes on their products. 2. You're not going to convince millions/billions of consumers to download your app to verify the authenticity of products. 3. Let's assume you're able to pull the above off, it still doesn't solve any problem because a counterfeit product can easily copy the QR code and print it in their label. I respect the attempt at combating counterfeit products but this solution again is a gimmick at best.
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Scan a product to verify its authenticity✨ WIP 🚧

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ELIJAH SULE
ELIJAH SULE@juiceboy_of_abj·
Claude failed to build Opus 5.6😂
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Christ the Solid Rock I Stand
It's official my frens. @tradesafeai has been accepted. In 8 months we have accomplished a desktop app, mobile app, patent pending tech, trademark, website and educational courses. Now x business can be added to that list. Blessing will come from that account soon. Follow @tradesafeai and hit that bell.
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Cary@Cary0x5·
@okx feeling pink
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╮(︶▽︶)╭@Try_Raisins·
@akinkunmi @AdigweBright not one code per batch i meant encrypting the serial number with a secret that changes periodically you can add an identifier within the encryption so the validation site knows which decoder to use to get the real serial number increases cost of production tho
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COMMANDER🦾@maymer___·
AI is a 'guesser' i will not entrust it with anything sensitive. At this Point.
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COMMANDER🦾@maymer___·
Now give the ai ability to test code for errors before dishing it. And Then you might have something that delivers. But the type of Code it gives you from all the options no way to know the code it gave u was the best. Now issue may come up with stalling or add or integrating.
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COMMANDER🦾@maymer___·
AI, LLM is a really good 'guesser' nothing else. A Rhyming Machine. Just matching trained data to make sense. It takes years to gain trust to handle sensitive tasks. Codes are easier, because they are lots of ways to achieve a single task.
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COMMANDER🦾@maymer___·
Ai, LLM is a really good 'Guesser' nothing else. A rhyming mahcing. Just matching its data to make sense. It is years from perfecting a task to gain trust. Codes are easier. They're a lots of ways to achieve a task with code. Pair that with testing. And the guessing is believable
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COMMANDER🦾@maymer___·
@Jashanx_gill Claude isnt close to doing anything well without human fix intervention, lets stop acting like it is the holy Grail. Its not even close to doing a simple task consistently reliably without mistakes. And fixing that will tske years.
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