Micky Lyttle

"He seems to be a terrific coach" Izzy Christiansen backs Scott Parker and Burnley to bounce back from relegation 🟣

🚨Who do you want to manage Chelsea next?

@_Afcbanks If? 🤣

What if we lose to Newcastle on weekend??🤔

@UnitedStandMUFC Don't worry. It stinks. BUT, at least we have a new £90 shirt for sale..

It's one or the other... 🏟️ #mufc

@FabrizioRomano Standards 🗑

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Calum McFarlane will be Chelsea new head coach until June on interim basis. McFarlane will be working with support from existing Chelsea backroom staff.

@Chels_HQ @talkSPORT And I was negative from day 1 and spoke bullshit..

Andy Jacobs: "I have never seen a player be so bad, Alejandro Garnacho is beyond useless. Useless doesn't even describe it, useless would actually be a compliment. He is indescribably pathetic." (@talkSPORT)

@SkySportsPL Both love performing when the camera is on them and the ball is out of play... 📷 👄 💩

"I love that." Pep Guardiola was impressed by Declan Rice's reaction after Arsenal's defeat to Manchester City 🤝

@ga11agbon The worse decision in Premier League history since Marcus Rashford received a new Manchester United Contract On 18 July 2023, Rashford signed until 2028, worth a reported £325,000 per week (£16.9m per year) 🤡 🌎 Standards 🗑

Liam rosenior was minding his own business at Strasbourg and couldn’t turn down a job that is poisonous! All you idiots who think he will get a 24 million pay off are stupid! Probably a clause he gets a years pay maximum. Great coach wrong project! He will be back.

@piersmorgan @Daily_Express The @Daily_Express social media investigator is clearly a Manchester United fan that sang Viva Garnacho and Ruben Amorim, he'll bring the glory days again 🧠 💀

What the hell is this garbage, @Daily_Express ? I haven't posted anything of the sort, and fully support Sean Egan who I think was as heroic as his employer Morrison's have been cowardly. Delete this lie. 👇 Piers Morgan in bombshell rant about sacked supermarket worker who tackled thief express.co.uk/news/uk/219695…

Michael Carrick or not? Jason Wilcox needs to stop dancing around like a twat and make some BIG decisions for Manchester United

@modernhistory Sting The movie

What is your favorite Michael Keaton movie?

@GriftReport Cheadle is embarrassed

Adam Thomas broke down in tears as he revealed he is in therapy after his I'm A Celebrity stint and feud with David Haye left him 'broken'.

@mufcMPB @JamieJackson___

🚨 Michael Carrick would be interested in becoming Manchester United’s manager beyond the current season. #MUFC [@JamieJackson___]

@piersmorgan 2025–26 Premier League season, Arsenal spent 207 days at the top of the table before dropping to second place on 22 April 2026. Fun while it lasted 🤣

It was fun while it lasted. 🤣

@ManUtd @adidasfootball "The fans will look smart at the next protest Avi, lad"

Winding it back with the legendary @adidasFootball Bringback 90/92 collection ⚽️🎬

Chelsea will pay Liam Rosenior £4MILLION, thanks to a break clause in his six-and-a-half year £24million contract: 💰 £174,000 per game 💰 £364,000 per win Who do YOU think should replace Rosenior? 🤔

Can someone check in on Piers Morgan #BURMCI

@UnitedStandMUFC Newcastle would be the perfect move for him.

🇪🇸 If the reports are true and Barcelona have decided against signing Marcus Rashford... Where do you see him playing next season? 👇 #mufc

"It's a real kick in the nuts... I feel bad for him, I feel bad for us!" 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #mufc

Chelsea have lost five league games in a row without scoring for the first time since 1912 - the year the Titanic sank. Viva Garnacho they sang..