The Mighty Sween

@atrupar The chron should, more accurately, be "What will victory FOR Iran look like?"

Fox News reports the earth-shattering news that the Trump and Iran are CLOSING IN ON A DEAL* *(a deal to start possibly talking with each other again maybe next week)

@Pentosh1 Unless you have inside information and can pull $125M in just over an hour shorting oil. 🤣

a month later, and we've had the largest rally in history of all history according to historians who keep track of historical prices doomers get to be right once every couple years, and even when they are it's for such a short time. they blink, and prices are back up. opportunity is in abundance somewhere if you're willing to seek it out. sometimes its crypto, sometimes. its ai, sometimes its commodities. but its out there people are generally, eternally optimistic. they don't come to markets with the hope of. "i'm going to lose everything i can as quickly as possible" the animal spirits get neutered time to time sure. but the path of least resistance is generally up. even paul tudor jones himself has said he doesnt think he's made money shorting in all of his years of trading. in general, optimism is a long term winning strategy

Wide open lane to $0.125 for $doge if momentum continues.

@Preposition_H__ @jessesingal Actually, plot twist -- Jack Handey was Jack Handey all along.

@jessesingal He was Jack Handy. He's always been funny.

whoa kevin nealon is really good at twitter

Some say the $BTC bear cycle is still in it's early phase, and point to targets as low as $36-38K because the cycle "has to be" 4 years. But here's an actual fact: once above its prior cycle's ATH range, BTC has never had a monthly close below it -- currently ~$60,800 NEVER

@rektcapital Exactly!

#BTC If you think Bitcoin has already bottomed in its Bear Market then you’re advocating for Bitcoin finishing its Bear Market in just 1/3 of the usual time $BTC #Crypto #Bitcoin

@DonaldJTrumpJr There's a lot of your dad's "sleepovers" Americans want to know about -- this isn't one of them.

Sleepover at dad’s house🤣 It never isn’t surreal to be able to witness this incredible slice of Americana. Just an absolute honor. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@TATrader_Alan Breakout and retest of an UPTREND

$Doge/4-hour #Dogecoin just broke out of the triangle and is now retesting triangle support — a key make-or-break level. Bullish momentum is building🔥

@AltstreetBet "Topped out for this year" on March 30 and your new chart jive just about as much as the price of crude oil adheres to any sort of technical analysis. 😁

Crude Oil, My last prediction was right on target and now we are seeing impulse formation. Next I expect is some consolidation before violent move higher. This move higher will be catastrophic for many asset and very bullish for others. In x subs I will be laying out plan for that for which asset to buy/sell and hold. x.com/AltstreetBet/c…

@cantonmeow At the very least, it is pretty safe to say that there is nothing about the lifetime Doge chart that is screaming "LOWER!". 🤣

" $DOGE to $4 " I don't know what the hell I'm talking about, so ignore me, but this would be entertaining as hell.

Zoomed view:

$doge has broken out of several medium-range downtrends recently, but is it possible it is retesting a break upward from an UPTREND for the first time in recent memory? 🤔

@0xCryptoUnivers 🤣 or at least the native currency for the $2T IPO, which puts circulating Doge at about $13. Hahahaha

Plot twist $DOGE is the IPO of SpaceX.

@RpsAgainstTrump Maine, too

Democrats could win both the House and Senate as Trump’s popularity hits historic lows, unless they keep nominating far-left candidates in swing states like Michigan. That’s how Republicans keep the Senate.

@unusual_whales Of all the absolutely vapid idiots Trump has surrounded himself with, I think Zeldin may be #1. What a fucking moron -- and one who *thinks* he is super smart, which makes it even more hilarious. All clowns, all the time.

Lee Zeldin: Americans should buy whatever vehicle they want.

@BrilynHollyhand Tell us you don't know the definition of "gerrymandering" without actually telling us... 🤣🤡 Maine Republican here, and it isn't gerrymandering that keeps me from voting for whatever you people are -- it's being an actual American. Grow up.

MA: 36% Republican, 0 seats CT: 42% Republican, 0 seats ME: 46% Republican, 0 seats NM: 46% Republican, 0 seats NH: 48% Republican, 0 seats RI: 42% Republican, 0 seats VT: 32% Republican, 0 seats HI: 37% Republican, 0 seats DE: 42% Republican, 0 seats Hello, Gerrymandering.

@CinnamonWSpice @RpsAgainstTrump OJ -- (Orange Jesus)

@RpsAgainstTrump Who does he think he is? Ruler of the world? 🤔😲

NEW: Trump says the U.S. will take over Cuba "almost immediately." “On the way back from Iran we'll have one of our big, maybe the USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier, come in, stop about 100 yards offshore and they'll say, 'Thank you very much, we give up.'"

@itsrosesm 🤦

Obama donated NONE of his salary. Michelle had a staff of 23. Trump donates ALL of his salary. Melania has a staff of 4. In life there are givers and there are takers.

@WMTWTV Listening devices intact, I presume 🤦

Former Qatari 747 will be ready for Trump to use as Air Force One this summer, US Air Force says | Click on the image to read the full story wmtw.com/article/trump-…

@cantonmeow Nothing smells worse than FOMO-dookie. And I think once $doge hits $0.125, it's gonna start stinking real bad around here

@cantonmeow In the $doge world, we could hear the sound of bags wrapping up the remnants of the bottom back on February 6. Still stinks again every now and then, but up >30% and no one seems to give a doggie dookie.

I don't understand the expression of "imagine the smell". I still think we're closer to the bottom than the top, and I don't have to imagine it. I can still smell the bottom stench from here.