Mitch

Sutton United's manager vaping on the sideline. Magic of the cup.

Connor McDavid after hurting his ankle

getting your shit rocked and then saying a one liner is such a good bit

Oh no Tyler has the Wild back in it 2-2!

The American regional accent is slowly eroding

“This guy’s playing some great music” -Doitche every time a new song comes on the TouchTunes (He’s on the TouchTunes)

I’m not trying to make excuses for Ryan Whitney but his day didn’t just start when he showed up to the game in Buffalo. The man was rollerblading on the highway at noon risking his life to get the city going. Basically his beer chug was a double overtime pizza up the middle but he’d already lugged 38 minutes of amazing hockey. Life isn’t fair. He was playing the perfect game and just had that one brain fart. Kinda like Evan Bouchard sometimes. They’re now calling the dead arm double clutch chug “the Whitney”. His kids friends will be mocking him for eternity. This all has massive ripple effect consequences that will have a generational impact. I’m still processing it.

@Rayspiders Yeah maybe, I guess my point is it seemed like an obvious review to me

@mmccarthy2004 Probably insides by an inch

LOOK HOW FAR OFFSIDES HE IS HOW IS THIS NOT CHALLENGED

@Rayspiders Yes, it’s why I said he was offsides, because he was

@mmccarthy2004 Are you aware of the offsides rules?

@SpokedZ Offside

lol Pastrnak and Buffalo fans wishing each other well

How was that not challenged?

Woooahh pasta was offside by a country mile

Oh man can never come to Buffalo again

Sway man is in demon time

Biz getting hit with an absolute stray shot in Buffalo

Swagman is a sick puppy

Man in the arena. Can’t chug out of the Sabre.

@YardsPerPass @stoolpresidente It’s by far and away my favorite bits of his. Just every April all he says is “pucks in deep, pucks on net, cycle the puck”

@stoolpresidente And I like Dave

If the Bruins come back in this series I am gonna throw on the black and gold and skate up and down this kids street