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The Iran war is going so bad for Trump right now he might need to release The Epstein Files as a distraction.

@mgarry464 @haveigotnews Long sigh.

@monstroso @haveigotnews Sigh !! is an even greater response to show a pinhead intellect

Pete Hegseth says 7,000 US missile strikes in Iran have been "applied with precision", as long as you're happy to ignore the odd school being hit

@Economarts1 @cfdownes_ Based on recent data Winnipeg has a higher homicide rate than Manchester. Winnipeg consistently records one of the highest homicide rates among Canadian cities of 3 to 5 per 100,000 population. Manchester has a lower homicide rate of around 1.4 per 100,000

@Economarts1 @cfdownes_ What kind of a twat thinks he needs 3 trained fighters to escort him round Manchester? This is hilarious.

We will not lie to the British people. Restoring Britain will require decisions that are controversial and unpleasant. We are going to strip millions of healthy Brits who refuse to work of benefits. If that causes outrage from those who think the taxpayer owes them a living, so be it. We are going to deport all illegal and burdensome migrants. If that means millions go, so be it. We are going to outlaw incompatible cultural and religious practices. If that means those who refuse to integrate no longer feel welcome, so be it. We are going to execute pedophiles, rapists, and murderers if that is what the British people want. If that means we are condemned by subversive "human rights" groups, so be it. We take no pleasure in these measures. It is a damning indictment of our political class that they are necessary in the first place. But necessary they are.

@Economarts1 @cfdownes_ I’m beginning to think that you are a bot.

@monstroso @cfdownes_ Why not get your head out of your ass, moron! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mancheste…

@mgarry464 @haveigotnews Sigh.

@haveigotnews @monstroso You stupid fk you know that the school was in the centre of an IRGC compound so stfu Nobody apart from Iran Jezbollah and Hamas are killingcandcrsping children

@JulesyFDigby I’m looking forward to you enjoying the announcement

@monstroso Looking forward to looking forward to it

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Watch this space as I will soon be making an announcement about a forthcoming announcement #announcement

@yorkshirepud118 @Rory_Cunningham @VictoriaCoren I think you’ll find it’s called war.

@monstroso @Rory_Cunningham @VictoriaCoren Treason and betrayal. Stanley and his brother held their forces back and swapped sides, then there's the matter of foreign forces and funding. That's cheating to us white roses

Probably not the first to say this, but just catching up with #OnlyConnect finals on iPlayer & v. disappointed to find Richard III confused with Richard, the 3rd Duke of York, in rainbow rhyme - Richard of York Gave Battle In Vain @VictoriaCoren

@Economarts1 @cfdownes_ Haha. You’ve obviously never been to Manchester. It’s a great city with an excellent and very popular mayor. Very dynamic place with some very good restaurants and experiencing something of an economic boom. I was there only a few weeks ago. You should visit some time.

@monstroso @cfdownes_ Actually you're a brainless, lefty, liberal intellectual type. You certainly don't spend much time in Manchester or Luton, I'll bet! No fancy dinner parties there!!!

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

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@sazenrose @Rory_Cunningham @VictoriaCoren This is page 20 of my book

@monstroso @Rory_Cunningham @VictoriaCoren The men are usually called Henry, Richard or Edward. The women are called Margaret, Elizabeth or Anne. It gets wonderfully confusing at times.

@mvaug10087 I’ll be making an announcement about that soon.

@monstroso Will you announce it first?

@yorkshirepud118 @Rory_Cunningham @VictoriaCoren Cheated? How?

@monstroso @Rory_Cunningham @VictoriaCoren The Lancastrians cheated and it will never be forgotten

@Economarts1 @cfdownes_ Actually I’m a lawyer. Expect to hear from me soon in an official capacity.

@monstroso @cfdownes_ You must be a pedophile!

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@Rory_Cunningham @VictoriaCoren The problem with the War of the Roses was that they all had the same name and they all ended up killing each other. For more info check out my podcast (or my book) about the monarchy. Or indeed read Unruly by David Mitchell.

@Rory_Cunningham @VictoriaCoren It was Richard, the 3rd Duke of York, not King Richard III. The battle in question was Wakefield, which ended Richard’s fight for the throne when he was killed. Not Bosworth, at which the King was killed. Richard III had been Duke of Gloucester but as king was no longer a duke