Morgan Powers

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@AlaskaAir Oh yessss please! @Alexbretthauer @kyla__w

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As a quick gut check, I thought I’d ask ChatGPT for a review of my NFL fantasy playoff roster. 1. Model needs a bit of updating 2. Cross referencing of rosters is not happening 3. ChatGPT is a closet niners fan still holding out hope

Dan Lanning usually has one red and one blue pen in his collar. Today, they are red and black. Who let him walk out there like that? CHANGE THE PENS AT HALF

@VerizonSupport @jstlilone85 Hello I’m having same issue in 97239

@jstlilone85 Keeping you connected is always our goal. Please share more info. What is happening with your service? What is your zip code? -Natasha

🥰 Hey @Verizon / @VerizonSupport I really want to take a moment to thank you for making sure I have zero reception this morning. It's really made for a quiet morning! Though I'm sure my friends, family and clients aren't nearly as thankful. Whats the timeline look like for repairs? Anyone here on x experiencing the same?

This tracks

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Love this, B1G Time

@kyla__w Solid first word. Well, I suppose it’s not really “solid”

decided to spy on my husband playing Wordle

Pretty neat they filmed this in Tuscaloosa

“National Blowout Association” is trending and I really thought for a second that my baby’s diapers were making national news

Real MVP of 2023: random lady who tied my shoe at Trader Joe’s when I couldn’t bend over with Bo in the front pack. She even gave me a double knot 🙌🏻

Pac 12… we’re gonna miss you buddy. Except your refs, they were the worst.

Yo @ChipotleTweets I watched my delivery driver take a pic, mark it as delivered, pick up my order and drive away with it. Hope he’s enjoying my burrito bowl.

You know you recently had a baby when you need to increase your garbage can size

The dilemma of which goff/gauff to watch

Hello? Anyone out there? Or is your rate limit also exceeded?

I think I’ll rent this raft for him. Then the cooler and I will have plenty of space

6 months pregnant and my husband just asked if I’m going to need my “own raft” for a river float next month

And we don’t get to see the Gatorade color!? Terrible writing

Of course the script would come down to a kick