dinkle the serf

Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds. "You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂

This is the last time I let a fucking barbarian use my fridge

i been everywhere, man

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

Roommate ate one of my apples I know because I counted them last night.

new hood business just dropped “ghetto crunch” 😭

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What region are you picking?

Baldurs Gate 3 has a theme of Domimation, Abuse and Freedom at its core but I am still not sure *what* it wants to say