David Mulabi

@Rosethechosen @MrBusinge Yeah, the "Piss and Scare-rity" they keep telling us the brought!!!

@MrBusinge You also add that anytime on his way back home he might meet bijambiya men or be hit on the head with a paver.

The “I hate politics and don’t vote” corporate employee has just heard that the government has a proposal to take 40% of his salary through PAYE, and he still doesn’t know how to react. Worst of all, the elections he refused to participate in produced MPs who are going to debate and pass the proposal, one that won’t affect them, after all. He’s thinking about it as he drives, dodging potholes in his Subaru Forester, whose loan he’s still servicing, in addition to the staff Sacco loan. Things are tight, generally.

@katumbandy85 @ChimpReports Yeah, also reject their gay and idiotic funding of your government.😂😂😂

@ChimpReports Gays, idiots

Bobi Meets U.S. Foreign Relations Senators, Pursues Sanctions, Accountability - #ChimpReportsNews chimpreports.com/bobi-meets-u-s…

@mugabiisolomoon @ChimpReports First reject their financial aid which finances over half of your budget which is stolen from govt funds to buy the phones used to type such messages abusing Europeans! After, you can reject their involvement in African leadership because they took deeply involved funding you!

@ChimpReports I do opt for change but totally disagree with European involvement in African leadership. Their scars to Africa never cease bleeding

@BakerbatteLule And oh, the timing would be good for Trump to divert attention to Uganda and the oppression there. Very smart move 👌🏾👌🏾

Can you imagine the timing. When the entire world is United in condemning the United States of Israel for slaughtering Iranian civilians, and spoiling their infrastructure in unprovoked war, Bobi Wine is going to report to the same people who have zero respect for human rights!

@BakerbatteLule So has the Uganda government returned all funding from the US because "the entire world is United in condemning the United States of Israel for slaughtering Iranian civilians, and spoiling their infrastructure in unprovoked war"?

@drkasenene let me smash the kalo now, then eat avocado separately later. Tuleke! 😂😂😂😂

This would be a good meal if there was less kalo (millet & cassava) and maybe some more avocado. What do you think?

@mildredtuhaise @DoreenNasaasira Gentlemen, whoever meets Mildred, please buy her fave drink or a little cake. This is a much-needed support from the enemy camp😂

My sister @DoreenNasaasira it is good manners to pay back especially if you "borrowed". That is financial discipline unless the terms were different. Expecting not to pay because the other person is an "intimate partner" is called MANIPULATION. If U don't intend to pay back, ask for a GRANT not LOAN.

@baryamureeba Why would an opposition leader be FACED WITH DEATH in any country that calls itself a democracy in 2026? That is the grown up/Professor question we expect from a supposed Professor!!!

Why would a serious opposition leader flee his country? Even the Mandela's that were faced with death never fled. Now his supporters will know that he will always run away after setting them up and convincing them of victory. Others will start labelling him a coward.

@WinnieKiiza Well done... Just wondering: so it can be taken back and "re-passed" properly since it was just a matter of quorum?

I am happy that we’ve succeeded in challenging the manner in which the Computer Misuse Act was passed by the parliament of Uganda. It’s null and void.

@hvgoenka Results for Uganda according to ChatGPT

Did you know what happens when you mix the 3 colours of our flag?

@TimKalyegira So current leaders, who were then ordinary citizens benefitting from affordable education but are pricing social services out reach for ordinary Ugandans, would not afford these same schools if they were students now!

In 1975, school fees per term at Ntare School in Mbarara were 250 shillings. I saw this on my uncle's fee slip. Adjusted for inflation, 250 shillings of 1975 is about 38,000 shillings in 2026. When we say life is very expensive today, it's not just grumbling. It really is.

@CapitalFMUganda @SemweyaMusoke @OsmanPatricia About Nation Media, we hope they survive the turf media landscape. Please send our regards to Susan: during campaigns NTV Akawungeezi was a massive hit (for its extensive reporting on NUP, space left by NRM). So Ugandans understand and support independent media where they can.

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@YusufSerunkuma It is painfully wrong. If they can't read and understand an English sentence, how do they read the media stories which misinform them?

A friend thinks this is so painful accurate – about many folks occupying (supposedly) serious offices.

@whiteheadcomm "ka" 😂😂so Ugandan. Tip: I lived in Reading for a bit and discovered that 'African'-run groceries always sold Ugandan sweet potatoes (and as if matooke) if that is one of your Ugandan delicos

@YusufSerunkuma @YKMCicGenMKnext This is tantalising. Some more details on this US funding

@YKMCicGenMKnext @mulavid You forgot to add, Boko Haram with US funding.

Ugandans, Africans: We have consumed a lot of western spin. But this is not a movie. Neither is it far from us. Not a religious war either. While both Iran & Israel have religious identities – & mobilize using religion – this is a war about minerals: gas, oil, land, marine resources, etc. In @observerug this week, I offer a beginners' guide: observer.ug/viewpoint/a-fo…

@YusufSerunkuma Noting, Persia, once a global power &civilis'n: how powerful, advanced, admired wud Iran be if it had followed a +ve engagement/devt path like Qatar, UAE rather a singular deluded goal to wipe out Israel, pouring state wealth into exporting revolution while citizens suffer?

@DanielLutaaya Also, if you care about civilian protect (as US/Israel do), how come you have not complained about Iran's indiscriminate shooting into neighbours' civilian targets eg hotels, airports, SAudi oil industry etc. Disgusting hypocrisy!

Journalists; We can learn a thing or two from this analysis.

@DanielLutaaya Western media were cast same doubt on unverified stories of Iranian protesters killed recently. I didnt see you complain! That school shooiting is not independently verified. Plus, US/Israel, unlike Iran, has no policy of taregting civilians. Stop recycling this debuked story!

@EUinUG @MAAIF_Uganda @LuisLechiguero @JanSadek @EU_Partnerships @GovUganda @colead_link @narouganda @NaroKawanda @hortifreshffv @UgandaMFA @Trade_EU @mtic_uganda It is always cars. Why?

🇪🇺 Delighted to support 🇺🇬 & @MAAIF_Uganda's capacity to meet export standards for fresh fruits & vegetables to Europe & other international markets with the supply of vehicles & IT tools. Our #GreenTransition Programme Officer @LuisLechiguero honoured to participate in handover.