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@InkMasterbator Shouldn’t you wait for the original to heal?

It's only Sunday and I'm already fixing other shop's Friday the 13th "deals".

I wish I was some Bullshit with Fur

@primark peakley pyjamas

Guess how many points Arsenal have this season 😉 @Arsenal

Sick of predatory bartenders grossly over serving me every weekend to the point I text every woman in my phone at 2AM. Disgusting

My life has genuinely felt like this lately. I love chatting

If this dog stands on two legs I'm ending it all

Grass During Beer: What A Feeling, So Clear Beer During Grass: What A Feeling, So Class Weed During Pint: What A Feeling, So Right Pint During Weed: What A Feeling, Indeed

new antidepressants have made me extroverted and chatty as fuck I feel like him everywhere I go

how it feels lately

People who do the “so good, so good” bit in Sweet Caroline

@PoorlyAgedWho Azealia banks

You guys are never gonna believe who I just met

Happy Valentines Day

Tom Holland is dating a 29 year old There is a 3 month age gap between them—over 90 days. they were not even born in the same fiscal quarter (June 1, 1996 vs. September 1, 1996) Hollywood normalizes this

Playing back every word I said during an earlier social interaction until I’m sick with self-hate

February 01,1983