Randy Johnson-Fister

Should I tar and feather my buddy for his sports allegiances?

@DB__BETS @DavisMattek @DavisMattek thoughts?

Bottom 1% drafter is genuinely funny @DavisMattek

@pinkpanther4056 @Herberts_Burner Unfortunately not the case for the bengals

WR1: route-running genius made of glass WR2: indestructible retard

@zrunns @heynavtoor Same happened to me lol

@heynavtoor Been doing this for 20 mins. Devs may need to tweak some things lmao

SOMEONE BUILT WORDLE BUT FOR MINI GOLF AND IT IS QUIETLY BECOMING MY FAVORITE MORNING RITUAL it's called putt.day. you open the tab and there is one mini golf hole. that's the whole game. one new hole every midnight pacific. same hole for everyone in the world. your first finish counts. you click the ball, drag back like a slingshot, let go. the further you pull, the harder you hit. today's hole is called "Up and around." it's an S-shaped tropical island floating in dark teal water, with cross-barriers and one little wooden ramp that i ricocheted off three times in a row. par 6. at the top of the screen, a live ticker scrolls past in real time: > someone holed 6/6 · par > someone holed 5/6 · birdie > someone holed 11/6 · +5 real strangers are putting on the same hole as you. you can see the ghost rings of where their balls travelled, in cyan and purple and pink. when you finish, you get a wordle-style share card. emoji result. takes one tap to drop into a group chat. PC Gamer just wrote a whole love letter to it. the writer admits they scored a 20 on a par 12. they were thrilled. the developer goes by ell.dev. the 3D models are from Kenney, a guy who has been releasing free CC0 game assets for over a decade. no signup. no account. no tracking. your streak lives in your browser. if you clear your cookies, the streak dies with them. the about page says it in one sentence: "Same hole for everyone, new one at midnight Pacific, and your first finish is your score. That's the whole game." we are 35 days into the project and the calendar archive lets you play every single previous hole. i don't know why this is so satisfying. i just know i was supposed to be writing this post and i kept reopening the tab. the internet is healing.

@BreakfastBacon1 Newark terminal A is elite

Bacons list of top 10 worst airports I’ve been to

@DuragRebel @BDraddy I hear draddy is elite. Need to give em a try

Here’s what we got: (all @BDraddy) 2 pairs of the ZAC short: Oyster & Mac Heather - this is more of their sporty short and holy cow are these things comfortable. Unbelievably light weight it’s ridiculous. Massive success 1 pair of the Big Daddy Cotton short Regal - absolute class. So so comfortable and fits like an absolute glove. Complete home run here Nothing touches this body besides draddy from here on out.

@WhosManIsThis24 Why so low on Smitty and Hubbard?

My biggest fades in each round right now with 320 drafts under my belt: 1) CMC (3.5%) 2) Collins (3.8%) 3) Devonta Smith (4.1%) 4) Wilson/ Skattebo (3.2%) 5) Judkins (4.7%) 6) Hubbard (2.5%) 7) Metcalf (2.8%) 8) Dowdle (2.8%) 9) Dart (4.4%) 10) C Rodriguez (5%) Ask me anything

@DFSVIPER2 Holy cooked at QB

Ok second BIG DAWG complete. Some of your comments were helpful on the first. Always looking to learn where I went right where I went wrong. IMO, this one is on the safer side. What do you think?

@NetsJetsMets5 I may have this exact team

First and only Kamara share I’ll have, and only because I’m drunk. The Pointer

@JustinHerzig But the falcons are dog water

This might be my favorite start yet

@ParkerZarbaugh Does the benefit of cousins/kupp/spears outweigh a guaranteed donut at TE one week? No

Anyone else building solo TE rooms with Bowers or McBride? 👀

@Sherman_FFB Colts would be foolish to deal JT

NFL fantasy-relevant mid-season trade candidates (all in last year of contracts, on teams that could plausibly be sellers at the deadline if things go south) 1. Jonathan Taylor 2. George Pickens 3. Kyle Pitts 4. Tony Pollard 5. Aaron Jones 6. Alvin Kamara 7. Michael Mayer

@NetsJetsMets5 Aging RB. Terrible O-Line. Lack of explosiveness. TD dependent

@naturdayguy Why though? To me has one of the safer floors

That’ll do. BBM

@gtemp100 Achane worst top 15 pick. Carry on.

Omg

@LouMannheim87 First time I’m seeing them. He might be onto something

@naturdayguy wired earpods? is that a thing?

Blackrock tote, Hoka’s, and a backwards trucker hat? NYC summer intern season in full swing #phebes #ferda

@FantasySavvy @WillieKnowsBall Aiyuk has the least amount of hope left

@WillieKnowsBall Willie remember the lesson from Diontae last year lol. These guys are shot. Aiyuk might be the only one with hope left.

I’m afraid it could crush me but I just can’t stop drafting these guys at this cost

@westvillagecap I’m poor and gay

Why aren’t you in Bosnia?

@prolapsedpooper Guy could not be less worried about his corporate performance this summer. His performance at Phebe’s and Mr. Purple though? That’s a different story

Ain’t no way this dude’s dad doesn’t run the hedge fund he’s strolling to in that fit. Hair of the Dog is in trouble. #interns

@isthinking @adam__xyz Is the projector in outside section?

@adam__xyz test brewery it only has projector for knicks games so kno one knows about it

What's the best place in williamsburg to watch Knicks/Spurs?

@Gino_BetOpenly Does this not already exist?

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