fried Kemosabe

@nickturani @PFTCommenter Wouldn't DiMaggio and Jeter be in the NY Yankees circle? Connor Griffen has been out of the minors for a few days now

Breaking down baseball

@HappyPunch I'll never figure out why people put mic in front of this brain dead retard and listen to him gargle marbles while he struggles to put competent thoughts together

Jake Paul said Dana White isn’t smart enough and the UFC is dying 😬 “You have a Spaniard beating a white American on the patriotic White House card. Big mistake. Why not pay Jon Jones? The best fighters are wrestlers. Khabib. Khamzat. Boring. No one wants that.”

@KUTheShiver Indiana isn't a blue blood and you should be laughed at for thinking the first 25 years means more than the most recent 25. True blue blood programs don't lose it, they remain superior. I hate uconn but they've done more in the last two decades than Indiana has done in entirety

They were good prior to K, but not great. Blues are KU, uk , unc, IU, UCLA KU is the bluest

@awfulannouncing She's more insufferable than Dan is on the court

"I had to leave the arena last night, run in the rain, get the beads... And then I got a police escort back with the holy beads. So, I saved it. The win is all mine." - Andrea Hurley on bringing holy beads to her husband, Dan Hurley, at the Final Four.

@FurkanGozukara @grok In his defense, effective communication is talking so you're intended audience can comprehend... Which most MAGA followers fall into that reading level

Hey @grok what education level writing is this

@cllctMedia @NBCLA Tough thing to learn, but my 5 yr old nephew seems to be picking it up just five

@cllctMedia @NBCLA It's 2026, the world isn't going to conform to you- you have to conform to the world. If you want to go to the games, find a way to get the tickets

Errol Segal, a 50-year Dodgers season ticket holder, says this is the first year the Dodgers won't print his season tickets. He's 81 and has a flip phone and isn't sure what to do. Story via @NBCLA

@CaptainCons I'm not real sure the reasoning of lent, but I'm pretty sure you missed it

Over Lent I gave up saying anything mean or negative about WSD However, I kept a note of all instances when I would’ve chimed in on what he did There are 22 items I hope to share them soon

@W_B_Rick You need to get some national security type defense protecting those last two functioning brain cells you have

I’d sacrifice basketball and every other thing that has ever brought me joy in exchange for Curt Cignetti coaching my alma mater to a national championship 100/100 times. Fuck outta here with the Mullins and May doomposting. Indiana University is a school of champions fuck you.

@jakemalasek How many times you have to erase your phone autocorrecting that to 'HOMO up my ass this dick so thick'?

FOMO out the ass this looks so sick.

@AintNoSeatsPod Let's enjoy our current HOF coach, take the Tommy Lloyd obsession and put it in your personal spank bank

Great season coach. Let’s talk in a year or two

@BarstoolBigCat Going to be laying in bed on his tummy with his footsies up in the air texting UNC tonight for some much needed attention

Genius move by Tommy Lloyd to negotiate having no boss before this game

@spotrac @TylerIAm The bottom is going to fall out of this league faster than the housing market in 08

Notable Projected WNBA Salary Increases per the new CBA Aliyah Boston: $94k -> $574k Caitlin Clark: $85k -> $528k Paige Bueckers: $80k -> $500k Cameron Brink: $85k -> $493k Sonia Citron: $80k -> $436k Angel Reese: $75k -> $350k More: spotrac.com/wnba/rankings/…

@Acyn Uphill both ways in ten ft of snow!

White-Cain: Many people don’t know about the upbringing of President Trump. He went sometimes three times a week to Saturday and Sunday school.

@joeroganhq This dumb bitch couldn't read the room if everyone in it was blowing her husband under the oval office desk

Hillary Clinton: "I'm making sure we tell the story of climate change and what it’s going to do to our lives if we don’t act now."

@MattH_4America You showed a lot of restraint stopping at just five

5 clowns I can't stand to listen to: 1. Ben Shapiro 2. Mark Levin 3. Lindsey Graham 4. Dan Bongino 5. Sean Hannity

@Thefactsdude Slow fat and stupid is a hell of a way to go through life

Cincinnati officer might need to retire after this one ✌🏼

@uncledoomer Bro can't even crip walk, gtfo

you dont really see this type of white boy that often anymore

@CoachCoog @PeteThamel

@naught_Brian @PeteThamel

Sources: Kansas sophomore Flory Bidunga intends to declare for the NBA Draft while maintaining his college eligibility. He also intends to enter the NCAA transfer portal, as he’s keeping open the option to return to college.

@CoachCoog @PeteThamel and never win a championship

@PeteThamel Coach Sampson would turn Bidunga into a top 5 pick