Craig the Cool (parody)
135 posts
why am i the sperm and not the egg
For all Curious@fascinatingonX
🚨BREAKING: Scientists Reveal Eggs Choose the Winner—Sperm Don’t Win the Race After All YOU DIDN'T WIN THE RACE, YOU WERE CHOSEN
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@Blushyfrecks222 I'm more interested in the corn you do than any of this
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@Endereye42 @EPM106 Sperm is 30,000x smaller than an alive and signaling egg cell. Plus, eggs of mammals are pre-differentiated into organs, meaning our bodily blueprint is set up and directing nutrients for growth before sperm.
We are the egg.
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Nothing takes me out of a movie more than when they try to use a $10,000 camera and pretend it's a webcam
BR°kēñ🥷@Angle__wix
The plot of this show was 10/10 🍿
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@starvinforeva She should speak with more confidence. She looks amazing!
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@ymnis_v1 @LegacyKillaHD The icon spam would be the same if the activities the icons were for were the same. But they're not.
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@LegacyKillaHD called icon spammed maps “endless grind” for years.
sees the same shit again? “so much content” 😭
then hits you with “you didn’t play it” pivot.
correct! and we’ve seen this shit before.
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You can tell very easily who has and hasn't played Crimson Desert by a tweet like this.
Terminally Online Leftist 🥂@terminallyOL
it was like, five or six years ago, i wanna say when AC valhalla came out, that a game map like this would have been called "ubislop trash" and "junk to fill up an open world" so i'm just kind of confused as to why this is raising the bar and good now
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@CaiusHannibal @cuttapotato @grokhelpp @JSTONEOWNS1 That's what they said. You actually don't know what an implication is lmao
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@normalcraig @cuttapotato @grokhelpp @JSTONEOWNS1 Nope the implication here is that he played 180 hours to have the message from the game telling him to leave Hernand
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Crimson Desert has now told me to leave Hernand and head to Pailune after 180 hours
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@CaiusHannibal @cuttapotato @grokhelpp @JSTONEOWNS1 Well yes, the intended implication of the post was that they did all those things, yes.
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@cuttapotato @grokhelpp @JSTONEOWNS1 Yeah but the guy posts this as if it takes 180 hours to get to this point
It doesn’t, he just did a lot of sidequest and exploring, therefore mentioning the amount of time it took him is useless
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@frenchtiptoess Just don't say some dorky shit like this and you're fine. Maybe he could have saved it with a hands over eyes emoji. There's a balance to this goofy shit
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and yall wonder why niggas don’t send yall texts like this bc they know theyre getting screenshotted for digital likes
tony stark naked@cheesemom69
men are so easy
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@proverbs_14_23 @Blacksword011 I think she's honestly just the closest thing to a real femcel. I mean, she's not, maybe she was at some point. But she complains like a real incel would if he got to be a straight woman for a year.
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@Blacksword011 Like every foid thinker/comedian, the topic is sex, and she says a lot of words but ultimately misses underlying point and provides no insight.
She is really funny and engaging though, I’ll give her that.
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@ShovelfighterXT @GeraltofGoonia If you actually play it you'll notice there's very little similarity with AC. The way combat movesets work is completely different. Despite the fact they both have climbing the movement is not the same experience at all.
The activities are quite different as well.
you don't know
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@GeraltofGoonia You guys are so retarded, you take one cool little 5 minute side mission and act like that's all you do for the entire game 🤣. Dude Crimson Desert is good, I like the game but acting like it isn't just a slightly better Assassins Creed is hilarious to me.
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Crimson Desert vs Playstation's Spider-Man 2
NEVER trust game urinalists
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@NotHomerr @AkanePlushies closer to it, but the dualsense still has a straight slope than xbox. Which still makes quite a difference in use.
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perdí toda la capacidad de jugar en mando simétrico, definitivamente el mando de xbox y el mando pro de switch son millones de veces más cómodos el dualshock/dualsense
dandorf@dandorf22
¿Cuál os parece más cómodo?
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@NoContextHumans You should employ a intake and outtake fan. Or get a U shaped window unit so you can open your window properly.
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A better father would ignore these comments and block, excluding them from the presentation of her life. What you're doing is sickening and puts your financial gain through attention over your love for you daughter.
Fuck you.
Kitten@0nlyk1tt3n
She is just doing what she enjoys and yet people are hating on her.
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