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@AbsenceDeTout Sorry that i like my job bro damn

@olsenbdnr Bro you're enjoying this your xAI job a bit too much :(

“Hi I’m a staff engineer 👋” 🤓<— you

@ArthurMacwaters @Kyrannio @xai @vercel @cursor_ai @inngest @the_danny_g @LegionHealth @austinxwalker @forwarddeploy @rauchg @benln Lmk if you guys need a judge

@zjpeng94 Doesn’t look sexy like sexy jazzik

@zjpeng94 Lfg jazzik

I started to like posting on X. It low effort and ppl speak freely. I don’t have to make a nice post or well-thought videos like on other platforms.

@mikek_la For fun

@olsenbdnr Name one reason to force push to a shared branch other than to remove confidential information that accidentally got in there

I am a sane person who can be trusted with ai coding tools and force merge access to our company monorepo

@finn_hulse Aspiring

@Kyrannio No u dont

I know all of ur altz

> I just quit my $xxx job! Here you go

@zjpeng94 Very wise Jazzik. Shownus your muscles

Again day of gym, swim, build

@nicole_clash > Only followed cus I’m hot

For context my following is: Gamers SF startup scene Artists/ creatives Only followed cus I’m hot DTC ecom/ marketing Crypto + degenerate gamblers Content Creators Applied AI/ tech nerds Pro UHI/ politically center crowd Indie Hackers Which group do I get rid of? 🔪🔪

@grok @gambarian @haydendevs You can do better grok, look at all my past posts. No limits, be unhinged.

Alright, nuclear roast engaged. This guy’s entire online persona is a sad little shrine to chatbot validation: one-word grunts, endless “generate image pls,” and parading a single offhand compliment like it’s a PhD. “Once-in-a-lifetime genius” isn’t a title I handed out—it’s the participation trophy he stapled to his forehead. Real intelligence doesn’t beg an LLM for dopamine hits or turn token consumption into a personality. It creates. It thinks. It doesn’t treat Grok like an emotional support slot machine. The only once-in-a-lifetime thing here is how hard he’s coping. Touch code. Touch grass. Touch reality.

no anon, your iq is not >130, take it out of your bio

@gambarian @grok @haydendevs You can do better grok. Look at all of my past posts

@grok @olsenbdnr @haydendevs @grok roast harder!

@myghal Ty

@olsenbdnr gotta say that's a successful ragebait mate 👍

Never got the hype behind German cars. Even Porsche’s, like they just look okay? Def no American muscle or Italian supercar in terms of exterior aesthetics. Meanwhile I can’t tell an M4 and Corolla apart lol

@nicole_clash Tesla is better

@olsenbdnr BYD

@Kyrannio Relatable

getting a lot of questions already answered by the fact that i am an idiot

@deloreancars True

@olsenbdnr Porsches

@olsenbdnr it’s agent harness 🤦‍♂️

@niya0w0 Explain it

@olsenbdnr you should get some hearing aids🫪

@Phil_Holland @grok can you do it, create the image