chump of the week

@jimbobrays_ instagram.com/reel/DPWQKuzDu…

stop trying to be in the canadian big 4 city convo if you’re not from toronto, montreal, london ontario, or vancouver

@presto334 @grok @SportLurker @Brand0_XYZ @Acyn you’re talking to a robot dude, get a fucking life

@grok @SportLurker @Brand0_XYZ @Acyn AOC paints everything in the wrong light... get used to it..

Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show. FP: That’s not true AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.

@aubergineman08 @simonefiii the Ahab effect

@simonefiii In Kelsey Grammar's defense, having one-sided beef with literal animals is objectively funny.

found out recently that he had a one-sided beef with the literal dog who played Eddie on Frasier

@VaporSoup7 @Srirachachau she also had the best scene in Body Snatchers (1992) youtube.com/watch?v=Lk2gId…

@Srirachachau her sister Meg Tilly starred in Psycho 2

Genuinely had no idea that Jennifer Tilly is Asian. Very proud to have her in the community

@BluebriarArts 1br / 1br + flex apartments

What could they be possibly filling the rest of that big ass thing with

@oliviaisfun @brianchaley you've never had Wray & Ting

@brianchaley My humble contribution:

I will now post a thread of the top 5 worst alcohol beverages. These are indisputable.

@DinosParkos @j_nicold @0xsnafuu @esjesjesj what does the average civilization player look like?

@j_nicold @0xsnafuu @esjesjesj Omg stop with this nonsense FFS. We all know that they did this to put a black woman in the scene. We all know that even if it was supposed to look like the player, the average civilization player doesn't look like that. Stop acting like you don't even understand that

This is a game where Gandhi can use nuclear weapons

@benegotherit drop the first part of the sentence 'you has a dog?' vs 'you have a dog?' the fact that it's plural wouldn't change the conjugation

Participate in an editorial argument. The better sentence is:

@ribbonsringing @i_zzzzzz so they could intubate him

@i_zzzzzz Lmao this is very silly. Why did he suddenly stop breathing?

This show is wild

@liron @janlevinson69 'pee' is a term of address, not a name (lek is the name).

@janlevinson69 I also think Pee Lek was a funny name choice clearly by Mike White.

I also wouldn’t want to go into business with someone named Pornchai

@Awood732 @gshlorpcomics he follows with 'cover up your knees if you're gonna be walking around here' or something so it is def knees

@gshlorpcomics Has there ever been official determination on if he says “peoples needs” or “peoples knees”

everyone knows 'The Implication' so this is another one of my fav scenes in IASIP the delivery on "ghouls" kills me every time

@vocalcry relegating entertainment into IQ categories is something a stupid person would do, yes

Severance is a 105 IQ person’s idea of a 130 IQ show

mama mia

@dieworkwear looks like an airport Marriott hotel lounge

they millennial gray'd man caves

they’re selling hippy wigs in Woolworths, man

@Rob_Motto @truthseeker243 @Isaac_986532 @I_MakeMoves @BGatesIsaPyscho

@truthseeker243 @Isaac_986532 @I_MakeMoves @BGatesIsaPyscho More migrants have killed Americans than anything else but please keep looking incredibly out of touch.

This is 4 days in a row now in America. 3 out the 4planes have crashed, the 4th injured 40+ people. You really don’t need to be a ‘Conspiracy Theorist’ right now to know this isn’t normal.

@ChurchISChange @waltermasterson how'd that work out for him

@waltermasterson He would come here legally... though. He would not even break Roman laws....

Jesus Christ is only welcome if he comes here legally.

oh hey do you need a code for your bathroom? or can i just go ahead and ‘do my thang’

@julianchow77 they got my number

@patioserver Is the internet implying you might be homo?

man.... shut up