Breaking Pizza

Goal for Bull Run👇 Let's get back to work🤝

@0xbags and $10,053 in loss

“I’m just gonna take a quick trade here, in and out” three hours later:

@alancarroII we surveyed 100 houses and this is the summary of those surveys

“Hello, do you have a moment to talk about Ethereum?”

@oxtochi 🙂🙂

@pizzacrypt who's this someone?

in case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, i do not have any intentions of participating in this skem pump or selling/buying it to any fund, individual or other third party. i made tweets solely for personal education and fun purposes and intend to comply fully with all applicable regulations and terms. i am prepared to provide any necessary documentation or clarification to verify the authenticity and purpose of my tweets

@rainnen23 Mistakes were made in a wallet I controlled

Went on vacation Cost was about ~$20K I got drunk and took a trade while on vacation The vacation now costs $100K

@hantengri a bridge tx and a hope of airdrop good part is, it paid off

a rainy autumn evening, 2021 you’re paying 0.018 eth in gas just to bridge to arbitrum that’s $75 your total balance is 0.025 eth you’re broke, but you have hope

@bagsman wen casino affliate badge ser?

How mfs with 7k followers start acting after getting a casino affiliate badge

@Cbb0fe hey man, what do you do now? like how is your day in general? @Cbb0fe

There’s a fantasy of making fuck you money and then quitting to live your life The real tragedy is that the people who would do it will never make fuck you money You make it because you’re kind of addicted to this bullshit

@waleswoosh the problem for pumping a scam token is you will eventually run out of money to keep pumping it

Every scam pump most come to an end

@boldleonidas @SuiNetwork at this point is even seeing (using) SUI 😭😭

@CryptoTeluguO we abuse MM but the real manipulators are Binance Alpha gang

🤷What's going on with $SIREN 📈Pump 10X from $0.41 📉Dump 50% to $2.1 📉Dump another 65% to $0.71 📈Pump 3X to $2.1 🫣All in 10 days 😂Only possible on Binance Alpha 🤔Do u have any exposure to this? Let me know 💙Like 🔁RT

and i lost 🙂🙂🙂

hello @elonmusk ser i have bet on @Polymarket that you won't tweet more than 17 tweets in next 1 day and 22 hrs if you do so, I may win $1000

@Zun2025 @tempofunio cooked by zun

@tempofunio npm run scam --profile "tempodofun, doolyuhmini, aliensusa, bluterminal, hypeagentai, 3_14sol, dropsolwallet, distortedbase, love57098" --rebrand "multiple" --credibility "0"

@0xSweep the fake site owner:

This guy stole $9.6 million and then lost ALL of it to a phishing website In February 2025 a hacker used flash loans to drain $9.6 million from zkLend on Starknet The protocol offered him a deal: Return 90% and keep 10% as a bounty Deadline was Valentine's Day but he never responded Two months later he finally tried to launder the ETH through Tornado Cash but typed the wrong URL He sent 2,930 ETH to a fake site of Tornado Cash A phishing page that had been running for over five years He then sent a message on chain to the same protocol he robbed: "I tried to move funds to Tornado but I used a phishing website and all the funds have been lost. I am devastated. I am terribly sorry for all the havoc and losses caused" Stole $9.6 million from a smart contract Lost $9.6 million to a fake website

@oxtochi should i try this?

try this if your engagement is down > tweet nigeria > tweet you're hiring im tochi, follow me for more tips

although am far from monetisation but this is how my audience looks if the new update goes through then it will be over for me before it even started

@loshmi GREED and nothing else

this is exactly what's wrong with crypto teams are so fucking extractful and it's not even close basically this is the playbook: (scenario 1) > you claim 20%, rest of the tokens goes to the team > team can dump on you anytime they want (scenario 2) > you stake 100% of the tokens for 6 months > team slowly sells off their tokens with less pressure (because of people staking their airdrop tokens) > less pressure = easier sell off = more $$$ for the team pretty much whatever you do, they win nice

@waleswoosh teams are evolving just backwards and the greed is off the roof please bring back the simpler era

If I see one more airdrop with these f*cking claim terms, I'm gonna lose it. 20% now or 100% if you lock for 6 months. Criminals. Anyway, I recommend claiming the 20% and calling it a day. More likely than not, in six months the token will either be at zero or the project will find a way not to release your tokens

@JoroJrn the aura after writing this

the fact I haven't died yet is solid evidence i'm the main character