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@planatoli

Not all those who wonder are lost.

เข้าร่วม Nisan 2022
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planatoli
planatoli@planatoli·
@Dshoopy0 @thoughtcrime___ Imagine thinking an organic compound that was part of the mammalian food chain for millions of years is poison. Alcohol effects follow a J curve, optimal avg intake being 1 drink a day.
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Pericles@PerryALPHA·
@TMZ @jacob_wass Black people melt in the rain. It was literally a life or death situation
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TMZ@TMZ·
Jasmine Crockett tells @jacob_wass there was one major factor in the Karmelo Anthony verdict.
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planatoli@planatoli·
@VeiledJoy I guess you can see why I'd think you might not only have a profile but also an alt 😈
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planatoli@planatoli·
@VeiledJoy Darn. My joke relied on you knowing what it is.
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Friendly Bot 2000@FriendlyBot2000·
@planatoli @kaogo55 Penis shaped foods are just naturally cleaner and healthier, as there are no nooks and crannies for bacteria to hide in. Eg: what's harder to clean, a Cucumber or a Cauliflower?
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Ray.@SooRayRay·
@planatoli @nukro_namka @Quadb01s @avidseries In your desperation to prove you invented something that already existed, you didn’t notice that you were never spoken to in the first place. Save that for when somebody actually asks.
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planatoli
planatoli@planatoli·
@cryptodrftng @provchina Well, if both "lesbians" in the couple are trans, I suppose you can call them gay, but lesbians is funnier. Also, @grok please explain the meaning of the phrase "not even wrong" (as said about string theory, but more broadly)
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matt@ruffledsavior·
i hate when she makes me feel bad about only having 5 inches. i've felt 5 inches. it's plenty big
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planatoli@planatoli·
@cryptodrftng @provchina Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind by Alexander Pope Here's the original: How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray’r accepted, and each wish resign’d.
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planatoli@planatoli·
@cryptodrftng @provchina Как счастливы невесты Христовой свиты! - Забыв о мире, миром позабыты Струит их разум чистоты сияние. Молитвы приняты — усмирены желания…
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planatoli@planatoli·
@cryptodrftng @provchina I have some distressing news for you... You are a couple of decades too late with your apprehension.
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