Advanced Persistent Regret

@CharmianNeary @Noahpinion Dry?

@Noahpinion He is significantly less awful. But he's a rank incompetent and behaves like a dry drunk.

It's sad because I instinctively like Hegseth; I feel like he's significantly less awful than most of the other people in the Trump administration. But he's just grossly incompetent, he can't do his job.

Can’t stop watching.. 😂 twitter.com/buitengebieden…

Trump: You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore.. In four years, you won’t have to vote again.

@jules_su Is a nobody like me allowed to say you're cisgender?

very cool normal website Elon thanks

Russian disinformation campaign takes aim at Paris Olympics, Microsoft says reuters.com/technology/rus…

The boys at Storm-1679 nytimes.com/2024/06/03/us/…

@AGoldmund Time to leave

@NikkiHaley How is this real

We have to deal with the cancer that is mental health.

@ProjectLincoln Staple my tongue to the wall

Name something you would rather do than watch this waste of time.

A billionaire making an AI "truth finder" just to have it call him the king of memes is the most Zaphod Beeblebrox shit imaginable.

@AGoldmund Not interested until we get to Mr. Queef

@brianbeutler The problem with polls is that people are idiots

At an obvious level, it’s a very dumb thing to ask a bunch of randos to rate like a Yelp review. Like asking them how they’d rate “society” or “sports” or “the jet stream.”

@GOPJosh20 Why does the one kid have rug burn on his cheeks?

The female mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same. None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo.

The reason Israel's bombing campaign in Gaza is bad isn't because civilian casualties are never acceptable when fighting against evil, but because bombing Gaza seems like it will not actually do much to eliminate Hamas, and will simply kill civilians for no purpose.

@Noahpinion As indeed it is meant to do

Cold War 2 rules everything around me

@oneunderscore__ It gives a dull life meaning

I've come to the conclusion that some people just like to be very afraid of fictitious bullshit, all of the time, and there's really nothing you can do to change their minds.

David Simon delivers the last word

@cynicalzoomer @Acyn Everyone hates her

apparently laura ingraham doesn't know what the james webb telescope is

@PalmerReport I kind of agree with your general drift but Aaron Sorkin gives me hives

It's good to see Matthew Perry's short lived "Studio 60" finally getting its due today. Shouldn't have taken such tragic circumstances. I remember writing in 2007 that Studio 60's cancelation after just one season was the end of network television as we knew it. If peak Matthew Perry and peak Aaron Sorkin weren't going to be given more than one season to overcome middling ratings, then no quality show on network television would ever again be given time to find its audience, and it would be all lowbrow crap and reality shows from there on out. Sixteen years later, that's pretty much what's happened. But remember, streaming mostly didn't exist back in 2007. Network television was already in a self induced downward spiral of low budget shows aimed at chasing instant ratings back then, long before streaming became mainstream and forced the issue. Anyway, the first and only season of Studio 60 was flawed but uniquely compelling. To my mind it was Matthew Perry's best work (some people are just born to deliver Sorkin dialogue). The chemistry between Perry and Bradley Whitford was off the charts. It was also Amana Peet's best work. And DL Hughley's best work. No offense to anything else they've all been in. And you could just tell Sarah Paulson was going to be a star. The kicker is that not even a decade earlier, the first season of Sorkin's West Wing was also flawed, and also had middling ratings, yet it was given time to find its audience and became a lasting hit. Imagine if it had been canceled after just one season. Then we'd never have gotten to see Matthew Perry's incredible recurring run in West Wing season four.

@jakeshieldsajj @netanyahu He's actually apologizing for not calling for genocide harder

@netanyahu Calling for a complete genocide of Palestineans wasn't as popular as you anticipated

טעיתי. דברים שאמרתי בעקבות מסיבת העיתונאים לא היו צריכים להיאמר ואני מתנצל על כך. אני נותן גיבוי מלא לכל ראשי זרועות הביטחון. אני מחזק את הרמטכ״ל ואת מפקדי וחיילי צה״ל שנמצאים בחזית ונלחמים על הבית. יחד ננצח.