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@MensRoomLive @TheeTedSmith Hot legume talk and Ted's "Birth Of A Nation" fandom. #GoodStuff #RadioGold

@omgchomp You're a grown woman, What are you doing... Oooo, those look yummy.😋😋

ok i tried the sauces today and they were both actually really good! the purple demon sauce is basically honey mustard colored with butterfly pea flower! and the hunter sauce is like a spicy sriracha

@LAfromLINY My favorite... "I'm going legit" "Le what?" "Legit!"

Johnny Dangerously 🎥🍿💰

@Acyn It's One Day. Get over it you ignorant pinecones.

Gutfeld: We don't ask for a conservative visibility day. We don't force anything on anybody

@UWSoftball #TheLadiesTheLadies 🥎🥎🥎🥎

March was ours 😤

@Seahawks @leonardwilliams #BigCat and #MediumSizedCat 🏈🏈🏈

@leonardwilliams 🥹

life lately

@NormSNLJokes "Just like a snake!" Read in a #NORM voice. 😆

A French man who calls himself "The Snake Man" was arrested this week after climbing up the side of a Manhattan high rise. Yep, he climbed right up the side of a high rise. Just like a snake!

@realizzypresley @MonstersCruise @YandTRocks Mean Streak is a freakin' jam! #RockOn #RockOut

Just a friendly reminder about the greatness of Y&T. Stoked for them at the @MonstersCruise pre-party that I am lucky to be one of the hosts of and on the boat! @YandTRocks

@CoreyRForrester I'll bid a broken shoelace, some pocket lint, and a dead AAA battery.

Selling my domain if anyone is interested

@TizzyEnt Goddamn It Whitey, Knock It Off! For Fuck's Sake!

Who are they?

@pati_marins64 The "yeah, but still..." idiots are out there too.

Nothing Will Be the Same for a Long Time The world we knew has changed and will remain different for years to come. We were still recovering from the effects of the pandemic and the war in Ukraine when the new war, started by the United States and Israel, struck hard at the infrastructure of Iran, the Persian Gulf countries, Israel itself, and Oman. These bombings were not just military actions, they delivered a deep blow to the global economy. Oil, natural gas, fertilizers, semiconductors, chemicals, metals, and even helium saw their supply drastically reduced. Recovery will be slow and painful. The Price of Destruction The damage to the region’s metallurgical infrastructure was massive and concentrated on strategically vital points. In Iran, the Mobarakeh Steel Company complex suffered the collapse of blast furnace structures and critical cooling systems in its direct reduction units and electric arc furnaces. Reconstruction costs are estimated at US$ 6 billion, with a recovery timeline of 2 to 3 years. In Bahrain, the impact focused on Aluminium Bahrain, where the attack severely damaged reduction lines and logistics, causing structural losses of US$ 2.5 billion. In the United Arab Emirates, strikes against Emirates Global Aluminium (EGA) facilities in Abu Dhabi and Dubai resulted in estimated structural damage of US$ 4.2 billion. This coordinated destruction in the three countries created a major gap in the global supply of primary metals, sharply raising operational costs and commodity prices worldwide. In the oil and gas sector, the destruction was even more brutal. The Kharg Island Terminal, Iran’s main crude oil export point, lost docking berths, pipelines, and giant storage tanks. Estimated cost: US$ 12 billion. The Asaluyeh and South Pars complex, the heart of gas and condensate processing, had fractionation towers, heat exchangers, and control systems incinerated, another US$ 10 billion in losses. The Abadan and Isfahan refineries, essential for gasoline and diesel production, were also badly damaged. When pipelines, gas lines, and pumping stations are added, the total cost for Iran’s energy sector alone reaches US$ 30.5 billion. The biggest problem is not just the money. It’s logistics. Iran needs to import turbines, special valves, and compressors that have long global production queues. Without easy access to Western suppliers, returning to pre-war levels could take 3 to 4 years. Israel also paid a heavy price. Its technology and chemical centers were hit. Semiconductor plants, such as Intel’s facility in Kiryat Gat, lost clean rooms and precision equipment. Chemical complexes in Haifa and desalination plants suffered significant damage. The total estimated cost is US$ 10 billion, with recovery times ranging from 6 months to 3 years. In Iraq, the already fragile electricity and port infrastructure lost high-voltage substations, cranes at Umm Qasr port, and grain silos. Approximate cost: US$ 5 billion. Recovery is expected to take 1 to 2 years. In the United Arab Emirates, attacks hit the Fujairah Industrial Zone, fuel tanks, the port that bypasses the Strait of Hormuz, and key gas fields and refineries such as Ruwais, Habshan, and Shah. Physical infrastructure costs exceed US$ 10 billion, with timelines from 6 months to 2 years. Kuwait and Bahrain faced direct impacts on ships and refineries. Kuwait lost a large tanker and saw its facilities operating at minimum capacity. Estimated losses: US$ 3 billion. Bahrain had its Sitra refinery damaged and pipelines affected, with repair costs around US$ 800 million and a timeline of 9 to 14 months. Oman was also hit, although on a smaller scale than its neighbors. Drone and missile strikes targeted key ports, damaging oil storage tanks and silos at Salalah, Duqm, and Sohar. Salalah, a major container and fuel hub outside the Strait of Hormuz, suffered fires in storage tanks and limited damage to cranes. Read More in my Substack: open.substack.com/pub/global21/p…

If you think the alleged assassination attempt on Donald Trump was a choreographed stunt designed to make him look heroic, like or repost this. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.

@AmericaStan_ B

🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump has announced that on May 17, 2026, the United States will be rededicated to God. “We’re going to rededicate America as one nation under God.” Do you support this decision ? A. Yes B. No

@LakotaMan1 Fine. With Kegsbreath running it, no blacks or browns. Send all the whites.

Hey Rob, go fuck yourself and fuck your God too.

@sanjaromin @hyphen18 Channel 1211 on @Xfinity

Remember my #Mariners fam, tonite's gm is in peacock. Don't blame the Ms, don't blame our reporters or podcasters. The league & network (peacock, applet TV, Netflix etc) determine what games get carried, it's NOT up to the team. 1st pitch at 4:20 pst. @hyphen18 in the booth too!

@doggintrump HAHA etc...

On todays episode of I don’t give a fuck The acting head of ICE, Todd Lyons, has been hospitalized for the second time due to stress from the White House Let this be a lesson, Todd. You dance with the devil, you get burned Anybody give a fuck the head of ICE is stressed out?

@AuthorKimberley Coming this Christmas on The Hallmark Channel. 🤮🤮

Two stubborn opposites collide in a battle of wits and wills—until the sparks they hate become the love they never saw coming.

@NormSNLJokes Classic #NORM !!!!

And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was Better Than Ezra. And, at number two? Ezra.

@NormSNLJokes #NORM !!! Happy Saturday everyone! #NoKings !!

A person who suffers two sharp powerful blows to the head within a short period of time can suffer brain damage, or even die. This, according to a new study in the medical journal, "Duh."

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.