Teresa Wendt

@KatieDaviscourt Is this the chunky one who couldn't get her gun out?

The lesbian Secret Service agent who was suspended over failures that led to the attempted assassination of Trump in Butler has been suspended again. This time she is accused of secretly marrying a foreign national, sparking concerns of immigration fraud. thepostmillennial.com/lesbian-secret…

@BuffaloRon Get or make some buffalo shaped stickers printed with the correct info and cover the error.

Just found out we have messed up the labels on the new large Casual Crew socks. 1. Large is mens 9-12 2. It's perfectly fine to put them in the dryer. So, this is a problem and we have to fix it.

@NiohBerg What's the Saran wrap for?

Normal people would find it offensive to stack coffins on top of each other like LEGOs. And then there's shia islamic weirdos.

@JimSharpe @FrysFoodStores Close enough

Somebody at Fry’s thinks St. Patrick’s is a German holiday… 🤔

@EdMapes1 Shrimp is one of our favorites! So easy to fix and delicious!

The shrimp is looking good 😎

@RealJasonNelson One day the kitten was playing in a bag and the older cat became curious. She walked over and the bag suddenly moved startling her and when she jumped she got caught in the handle. She flew around the house with kitten in tow! All survived but it must have been 1 of their 9 lives

Why do we ask “Who let the cat out of the bag?” Shouldn’t we ask “Who put that cat in a bag?!” Although it was probably the cat.

@RealJasonNelson I wonder what grok thinks of Charlie Hebdo?

Grok only respects the violent religions. 🤷🏻

@wendyp4545 Our area has spay/neuter clinics and the county offers regular specials.

You aren't even going to believe this!!! I just called the Vet to get prices on how much it will cost for me to get my animals fixed. Male dog large: $335 Female: $360 Male Cat: $210 Female: $250 Unfreaking believable!

@sweetcsdesigns That's very much what I wear. Layers are smart. One time I wore white--turbulence and a spilled coke taught me a lesson.

Me: puts on what I thought was a super cute outfit for flights/airports for the next two days My husband & teen daughter: “what on earth are you wearing” 🤦‍♀️

@RealJasonNelson Happy birthday! Are you in AZ?

And that’s one more successful trip around the sun!

Noem was the weakest link.

@EdMapes1 Wow! That looks delicious!

Moms having strawberry and mango French toast

@mikejwhelan Cherish your memories. She is no longer struggling.

Rebecca Died 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@GrouponHelpUS Somehow my groupon coupon was ordered through a non email (yahoo.co). Now I can't access it and your agent is only able to send a voucher to this non email.

@sweetcarolinatv You might look for a newly widowed group. My friend found it helpful and made some new friends in the process.

Good evening friends. I had a good day. In the sense that I didn’t break down and cry too many times. And it didn’t last long. I’m lonely and miss Larry. I’m spending more time with God and less time on the phone. Now I understand the expression “one day at a time.” 🙏

@wilsonhlthcoach @MIssachar1 What about jicama? It's got a nice sweetness.

@MIssachar1 I'm hoping that one day she can get there. Everything seems to spike her sugars right now. She's even tried berries, and her body reacts the same way.

Why do these diabetic nutritionist social media influencers encourage type 2 diabetics to eat fresh fruit? My daughter was watching one yesterday who said that an orange won't spike blood sugars, but orange juice will. So, of course, she tells me this and thinks maybe she can have some oranges. Orange juice with no sugar added is more concentrated and has about 20g of sugar per cup. One large orange has about 14g of sugar. But, the glycemic index is almost the same. One cup of juice has a GI of 45-50. One large orange has a GI of 40-45. Every time my daughter sees an influencer claiming to know what a diabetic can or can't eat, what does or doesn't spike blood sugar, I get so irritated with the info that they're sharing. Any kind of fruit spikes her sugars, and they don't come back down. I told her that she's just going to have to realize that many of these people don't know her body. They give cookie-cutter advice to people and never think about each individual situation. She's starting to understand that she can't eat fruit at all unless she wants to give herself insulin.

@paulctan @wilsonhlthcoach They say the fiber cancels out sugar increases.

@wilsonhlthcoach Even several board certified doctors tell people this. That whole fruit somehow will not spike your blood sugar. 🤦‍♂️

@EdMapes1 You are spoiling Mom!

Moms having strawberry and blueberry crepes

@mikejwhelan It is hard to let go. You will have many memories of better times to cherish. These difficult days will fade.

WHEN THE BODY BEGINS TO LET GO. by Michael Whelan Her body is giving out. The oxygen numbers are low. 80s Her breathing has changed. It’s wet. There’s a gurgling sound in her chest that no one prepares you for. They call it “terminal secretions.” A clinical phrase for something that feels anything but clinical. It sounds like drowning. But the nurse tells me she isn’t. They say she isn’t aware of it. They say she isn’t struggling the way it sounds to me. The morphine keeps her comfortable. The Xanax keeps her calm. Her brain has already begun stepping away from the room. She has no awareness that we’re here. At least that’s what medicine says. But I still lean close to her ear. Because love doesn’t stop talking just because science says the hearing may be gone. Rebecca… My Queen. If you are somewhere between here and wherever you’re going, I need you to hear this. You don’t have to fight anymore. You fought long enough. Relax. Drift. You fought through tremors that stole your handwriting. Through stiffness that stole your walk. Through hallucinations that stole whole conversations from us. Through nights that would have broken most people. You fought with dignity. And if your body is tired now, if it’s shutting down piece by piece — that is not failure. That is biology. That is the long arc of a brave system that carried you as far as it could. I am right here. The gurgling sound doesn’t scare me as much as it did yesterday. I’ve learned what it is. I’ve learned it doesn’t mean panic. It doesn’t mean suffering. It means the body is slowing. Your hands are cooler now. I still hold them. You are not alone in this room. Even if you can’t see us. Even if your eyes never open again. You are surrounded. By me. By people who love you. By decades of memories that are thicker than air. If you can’t find your way, follow my voice. It’s the same one that asked you to dance in the kitchen. The same one that whispered stupid jokes under the covers. The same one that promised in front of witnesses that I would not leave. I haven’t. And I won’t. If you’re seeing your father again… if your mother is there… tell them I did my best. Tell them I kept her safe as long as a human being possibly could. And if this is the crossing — if this is the hour — Go gently. You don’t have to wait for me to be brave. I will be brave after. You go peacefully. And when the final breath comes — whether it’s quiet or ragged or somewhere in between — I will be leaning over you saying: “Thank you for loving me. Thank you for choosing me. Rest now, my love.” The sounds you’re hearing — the low oxygen, the gurgling those are common in the final hours or days. They often sound worse than they feel to the person. The body is shutting down. Awareness usually fades before breathing does. You are not failing her. You are walking her home. And that is the most sacred job there is.

@mtgreenee What happened to you?

This bitch is celebrating the death of American military members and thanking their families for their blood sacrifice. Loomer lost two Congressional races bc nobody respected her or valued her enough to elect her. But this is who Trump takes late night calls from and laps up her praise and worship. Loomer hated Charlie Kirk bc he spoke out against war with Iran the same way I do. War with Iran is AMERICA LAST and we voted against it the same way voters voted against Laura Loomer twice! And now Americans are once again coming home in flag draped coffins from another stupid pointless foreign war for foreign regime change on behalf of Israel. And Laura Loomer demanded it and begged for it. Sign up for the military, Laura! Go to the front lines, Laura! Maybe then they’ll give you a gun. You don’t love Trump enough unless you go fight Iran yourself.