Quantum_Shift

Bayern Munich is winning the UCL!!! Save this tweet.

@Hyeyunie And the problem is ….

Canadians are like I’m gonna go use the washroom

@AsakyGRN Do white women say the same or it’s a black woman thing 🤔

A lady has stirred debate online after asking whether it is wrong that she refuses to give her husband h34d during her p3r!0d. Her question has since generated intense reactions on the internet.

@MlamboBrandonp The social life in Zim and the weather ☀️ ☀️

For those living outside Zim, what are 2 things you miss about Zimbabwe?

@Beno10_MFC It definitely has to be an ANGEL 👼 because mathematically, this question is nonsensical 🤦🏾‍♂️. ANGLES 📐 on a straight line add up to 180°.

Test your IQ level Can you find the missing angel?

@bettoh3 @Patie_Mahamba 🤣 🤣 Batsirai munhu pane kumu sketcher 😭.

@Patie_Mahamba MuKristu usanete, inzwaaa Ngirosi yako😂😂

What the fvck?!!

@Real_Liberty_SM @Am_Blujay @ChrisExcel102 tbf, she was 1 week younger last week. You still need to forgive her.

@Am_Blujay @ChrisExcel102 But last week, she was singing something to do with beating up Tsongas x.com/i/status/20466…

Those old tweets from Jacinta… Lemme try and sleep comrades 😭😭😭

@m_799_8 @grok Nutella tree.

مرحبآ، @grok ايش نوع هذي الشجره؟ 🌿

@GeorgeNjamela @VITO_G_Wagon They would obviously think he’s a Zimbabwean who forged his ID 🙄

@VITO_G_Wagon If he was from Limpopo he should have explained himself and produced his ID, They were going to understand I have no doubt about that

Apparently this man here is Originally from Limpopo. We said after “Foreign Nationals”,… They are coming for those who can’t speak Zulu, Xhosa, Setswana, and Sotho.

@sargijarulz @peculiarchichii Not to disagree or anything but your same hand that f****rs her is the same hand that rocks your kids to sleep. 🤔

@peculiarchichii My wife kisses our kids with that mouth. No bjs.

If your wife suddenly starts svcking your D and cooking every night, the sidechick would disappear from your phone in 48 hours.

I’m starting to see that the gospel isn’t about forcing yourself to stop sinning, but about loving God so deeply that sin loses its appeal.

@Tactico_24 @ReddCinema Hapana apa.

@ReddCinema You may disagree with this white guy but he was owning the black interviewer from question to question 😂😂.

Why Black People ain’t allowed In South Africa’s White Only Town(Orania)🇿🇦

@Kigbu12 This is a school to not send your child to 😭. The teacher wrote “boilling” and the kid writes “you’r” 🤦🏾‍♂️ 😤

When you have a personal issue with your Teacher 😅😅

@Arsenal This has to be the wildest community note ever!!!! 🤣

We will be ready.

@mamboJeremiah3 @MRGMALLOY Hezvo 😮

@quantum_sh1ft @MRGMALLOY Organic food munoiwanepi musanyepera vanhu

Zimbabweans as soon as they get abroad vanotanga kuita zve gym first thing 😂😂😂

@Lea_EFC Beating Everton is always the best feeling!! 😅

🖕FUCK LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB 🖕FUCK SALAH 🖕FUCK VAN DIJK 🖕FUCK SLOT 🖕FUCK CHRIS KAVANAGH 🖕FUCK THE PREMIER LEAGUE 🖕FUCK ISAK 🖕FUCK WIRTZ 🖕FUCK THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 🖕FUCK EUROPE 🖕FUCK ALL POINTS

@Makarios_salif @Gavinator220 @ChezCharde i know right. i saved it my folders for times like these 😅 😭 😭

@quantum_sh1ft @Gavinator220 @ChezCharde Funniest meme lmao 🤣😂🤣😂😅😅😭😭

Black Men care the least about who Black Women date.

@Gavinator220 @ChezCharde

@ChezCharde Who would want to date you apes anyways. I see why the black nigs go for the foreign women.

@Robert31741692 @Gavinator220 @ChezCharde Makes sense why he mad 😭.

@Gavinator220 @ChezCharde This better not be your real face… 😂 🤢