Claude🇫🇷

@3four3 Just too easy for him

It's not that he doesn't run. He doesn't even walk. He just stands there. 😂

@SirHenryComedy @instablog9ja OG, easy abeg😂🙏

@instablog9ja When I was in secondary school i used to carry live snake and scorpion in my pocket to school but I was later expelled from school when my principal was told. Before this man is doing this he knows better.

Video of a man pursuing a snake has caused a stir online

@leskyofficial @instablog9ja @adickson1975 🤣💔

@instablog9ja @adickson1975 If na you that serpent con meet for garden of Eden We for still dey there now

I honestly don’t get, year after year this keeps happening every rainy season. You’d expect the Lagos state government to have plans to fix this or prepare ahead for it. Which kind life african leaders dey live so??

Nigeria is deteriorating really fast at a pace we can’t even catch a break from. It hurts having to live as an adult in this era tbh! 💔

For once guys , Let us have a president that is not a thief. we are not asking for too much

Listen to this if you’re a CHRISTIAN

@GodsgreatG God wey won dey talk directly with the whole Israel dem shout no o we can't stand this make only Moses dey go talk with u we go obey anything him Tel us say u talk 🤣🤣🤣

@GodsgreatG Don't forget his face was glowing when he came down from mount Sinai..omor

You think a minute with God is that thing Nigerian pastors usually do? “I just spoke with God now. God just told me so so and so.” Go and ask Moses watin him eyes see for maunt Sinai. Psalm 29 vs 8: The voice of the Lord shaketh the wilderness; the Lord shaketh the Wilderness of Kadesh. Abeg give me gold. I’ll speak to God through Jesus.

Keep creating. Someone needs what you’re making.

No matter what it will cost you, please avoid going to jail, especially in a country like Nigeria. Aside that the general living condition in prison will make your live a million times worse than it was before going to prison, your post-prison life might be extra worse. Avoid crimes, with everything you have.

These Children and teachers are still in captivity

You don’t actually have to be good at your hobbies. You can just enjoy them and be bad at them.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Nigeria is a testing ground for seeing just how much suffering human beings can endure before they finally snap

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right? Nigerian: Yes. American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it? Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue. American: Oh. What did he say? Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book American: ...The law of love? Nigerian: I guess American: Okay. Did you send the military after them? Nigerian: Hmm... at times. American: What do you mean "at times"? Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel. American: Wait. They killed your soldiers? Nigerian: Yes. American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right? Nigerian: Mm... nah. American: What do you mean "nah"? Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love. American: Hold on. The prodigal son? Nigerian: Yes. American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson? Nigerian: Something like that. American: So you guys aren't doing anything? Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something. American: Okay. What are you doing? Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch. American: You're... rehabilitating them? Nigerian: Yes. American: Not prosecuting them? Nigerian: Not according to our president, no. American: WTF WTF WTF Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

Omo! Do you people know how insane it is for terrorists to kidnap a retired general, kill him and then return his body in a handover ceremony where they took pictures knowing they'd leave unchallenged? Do you people know what kind of trouble we are in?

They really took road trips away from us in Nigeria, as a child i enjoyed road trips to the east, they were fun and i looked forward to it and this government stole that from us.

@officialtelz 💔

“Let’s keep praying” As though the innocent Christians in the Owo church were playing ludo

🚨😭💔 Two months after a police officer reportedly shot Mene Ogidi, nobody is even talking about the case anymore… and many people now fear the officer may have quietly escaped justice 🇳🇬🔥 Just pray Nigeria never happens to you 😭

In Nigeria, a man wakes up at 4 AM not because he’s ambitious, but because if he leaves home by 5 AM, he might reach work by 8 or 9. He buys fuel for a generator to power a country that can’t power itself. He pays school fees for an education system that has failed his children. He digs a borehole because the government won’t provide water. He hires a private security guard because the police never show up. At the end of the day, the same government taxes his meager salary, forcing him to fund both the state and himself at the same time. When is this going to end?