sentient observer

@daveasprey white flour fucks me up, sweet potatos dont. you look 52, your biohacking isnt working

I would rather eat white flour than sweet potatoes any day.

@writerscanvas @SnobbyScheffler you are a fucking moron lady.

@SnobbyScheffler What are you talking about? It's still one of the healthier options for quick food. I don't like their politics but who cares?

🚨It’s time to declare Time Of Death on Chick-Fil-A 🚨 4/28/26 8:42 p.m. May be the worst falloff in food history

@FuentesUpdates i get fat and then stop eating too much and get skinny. its so strange.

Nick Fuentes denies the Reta allegations 🔥 “I’m not on Retatrutide. I just stopped eating. It's possible fatties. It's possible you disgusting pigs.”

@jonathandoomer you are fucking retarded if you think they don't have all your biometric data already.

“just attach a photo of your open palm” yeah man great idea, give the largest pattern-recognition system ever built a high-resolution scan of the one thing you can’t change when it leaks we went from “don’t post your SSN online” to “upload your entire hand so autocomplete can tell you you’ll meet a tall stranger” also funny how it’s “palm reading” and not “hey can you map my vein patterns and unique crease geometry into a persistent identity graph” you’re not getting your future predicted, you’re getting indexed

@thevivafrei @navyhato you fucking retard, you dont need money to be healthy. eating less garbage and exercising doesnt make you broke

@navyhato Not nice. She might have legit health issues, and certainly does not have the financial means Cruise does to maximize his physical health. Respectfully submitted

What kind of sorcery is this?

@samtripoli theres always some fragile newbie cunts on psychedelics that claim things are demonic. this is all normal. every festival has its own name for the cough. you are doing drugs for days in the dirt used by animals the rest of the year. ppl are fucking dumb.

Damn

@samtripoli the cough happens at almost every festival held on grounds normally used by animals and that are dusty as fuck

What a crazy culture!

@DrClownPhD the only time i ever see his chimp garbage is when you repost it

@TaraBull Buffet the Pudding Slayer

What's her rap name?

@DrJackKruse I’m in baja sur and have 3 massive convoluted dreams every night

Deserts have no magnetic flux. Paul missed the biggie. Without that he loses his REM ability to de-frag the CSF lattice. Food guru fail.

@OwenBenjamin Jesus was a precum eating snake venom user that loved getting fucked up

Nuclear bombs are fake. 100% fiction. Japan surrendered because of Soviet invasion and their cities were fire bombed. Fact. Rods of god are not fake however. Satellites aren’t “orbiting” by falling forever around a spinning ball. That’s complete nonsense. They’re attached to balloons. NASA is the #1 consumer of helium. All of the world’s “space” presence is from balloons. Fallout radiation is the thing that always terrifies people about nuclear bombs. Which don’t exist. The concept is so stupid. But, 5G towers theoretically could mimic the symptoms of radiation poisoning in people after a rod hits something. That quantity and frequency obviously needs a massive and sustainable energy source. Ultra high frequency has a very short range. That’s why there are so many 5G towers every few blocks. It’s easy to get away from them. Keep an eye out for that move. The grabblers are really up to some sneaky schemes and tricks these days

@Yuma08011245 you are a fucking retard.

モテる男は「誘導」がバカ上手い ■しょぼい男 
・「ご飯行こ」
・「暇な日ある？」
・「どっか行きたいね」
・「都合いい日教えて」
・「とりまあそこ行こ」
・「そこいいじゃん！」 ・「行けたら行こ」
・「暇でしょ？」 ■誘導力が高い男↓↓

@bryan_johnson i can drink coffee and go to sleep right after

Surprising new findings about coffee: you are drinking coffee for the gut bugs that run your brain. > coffee affects the gut which then affects your brain > it's the coffee bean, not the caffeine, doing most of the work > polyphenols feed gut microbes, microbes send chemical messages, brain responds > both coffees lowered inflammation, caffeine drove it further down (IL6, IL10) > decaf raised systemic inflammation markers (hs-CRP, TNF-alpha) > decaf uniquely fed the protective gut microbes > caffeine blocked those gains by pushing food through too fast for the Clostridia bacteria to finish their work > at baseline, coffee drinkers sat in the bottom 25 to 30 percent for protective gut metabolites compared to non-drinkers > coffee lifted mood, cut depression and stress > caffeine specifically lowered anxiety. > the stress hormone story people tell about coffee does not hold up, cortisol did not budge Study details: 62 people, 14-day coffee washout, then 21 days randomized double-blind to caffeinated or decaf. They measured gut bacteria, stool and urine chemistry, cognition, mood, blood inflammation, and cortisol. What to do Caffeinated in the morning for focus and lower anxiety. Decaf in the evening for memory and gut. One cup 6 hours before bed still acts like half a cup at bedtime. Less is better than more either way. The takeaway You are drinking coffee for the bugs that run your brain.

@_ROB_29 Splooge

What would you name him?

@GavinDoesX @OwenBenjamin a schmear of kikes

@OwenBenjamin What are we calling a group of jews? There's no consensus yet, I like "a scheme of jews". You?

An army of lesbians is called a Militia Etheridge

@OwenBenjamin a group of retards is called A Clap of Thicks

@mistressdivy happypuppy

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today?

Let's see 😏

@NoDMsPerfavore bees

What would be the most terrifying thing we could find on Mars?