Sam Lambert

@DanielLockyer @samlambert no joke planetscale was faster than the cloudflare kv cache I had so I deleted it.

@maxktz that’s a good one

@samlambert any color with 0% brightness >>

the best colors: - black - a different shade of black - dark gray that is almost black - british racing green - black

@JordanFinners @kinngh @PlanetScale @Railway i know i mean cloud run is not a good product. i’ve seen customers have brutal issues.

@samlambert @kinngh @PlanetScale @Railway Ah sorry I meant alternatives for him to look at, not what you were using 😁

What is the @planetscale of managed hosting? I want to be able to just throw JS apps on there and just have it work. I really love @Railway but looking at what else is out there - I don't use docker - No, I don't wanna VPS - Don't even talk to me about the triangle company - I love Cloudflare but I need a stateful server, or I would've just used Workers

@JordanFinners @kinngh @PlanetScale @Railway it’s not

@kinngh @PlanetScale @Railway Google Cloud run is supposed to be really good too

@trevorlasn correct

@samlambert the $15k with real ROI is the whole point though right. efficiency isnt about spending less, its about waste, tokens burned on routing and retries that produce nothing. i'll happily 10x my bill if the output ships, what i wont respect is gaming the usage number itself

I do not respect tokenmaxxing because i don't know any good engineers that don't care about efficiency. On the other hand I also see people spending $15k a month and getting incredible ROI.

@pondorasti hourly

if you’re not writing daily changelogs you’re ngmi

A database so fast you don't need caching

@Gunvir great to hear. if you have feedback ever, lmk

@samlambert BRO It’s a compliment, I said/mean not having any issues is confusing 😭😂because everything’s perfect. You guys are so locked in lmao

PlanetScale 🗿it’s really interesting stuff

@Gunvir what is confusing?

@samlambert great product, everything is great 🫡 I’m having no issues bruh it’s confusing

after yelling at claude

@dollarbillbluez rural living

Awesome stuff happening on my street

@willking i love it

@samlambert Think about this once a week sitting in Montgomery, AL

its crazy that you can log on a computer and make money

@svgoiboi @eileencodes @PlanetScale if you can be specific about what you think is missing i can ask someone to take a look.

@eileencodes @PlanetScale can u ship a better supabase -> planetscale migration document

First week @PlanetScale was great! I shipped 14 PRs and learned a ton about how everything fits together.

wild to watch @eileencodes join PlanetScale and absolutely rip through a complex feature

@typecraft_dev don’t mind if i do

@samlambert Unless they’re taking about one of these bad boys

i hate that people have ruined the word taste

@astuyve if you squint