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@samwise_glamgee

what are we even doing here…

เข้าร่วม Şubat 2009
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
I think it’s funny how Christians say “god loves you unconditionally” but then make up all kinds of conditions.
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creamy crispy cracker@samwise_glamgee·
@muheediva01 One time my dad was trying to return shoes at walmart & lil’ 4yo me said “he didn’t get them here” so they wouldn’t do the return. I only meant he got them in the shoe section, not the grocery side where customer service was. Tough car ride home.
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𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01·
Kids will get you locked up. A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle. So of course, they did their investigation. Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.
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creamy crispy cracker@samwise_glamgee·
@amoralfixation From personal experience, they try to pull what little you have into the machine, to the point where it may actually tear your skin, causing you to bleed a bit…
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affix🔞@amoralfixation·
how do they even do mammograms on flat chested girls it sounds very scary
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creamy crispy cracker@samwise_glamgee·
@TannerBuilds I once had a plumber cut a chunk of drywall out of my ceiling to fix a leaking drain in an upstairs bathroom. Not only did he leave the giant hole, he also left the old drain & debris in the tub. The whole experience was awful.
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creamy crispy cracker@samwise_glamgee·
@IskandarSolmaz I worked at BAM around the same time & their thing was scheduling people for 6 hours to get a 30 min break but then they’d send you home early so they could just pay you less.
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🐝 absurdist lemon tree 🐝@IskandarSolmaz·
When I was a bookseller in 2012, I saw management fire as many full-time and permanent booksellers they could get away with, replace them with temporary workers on rolling zero-hour contracts, and schedule them for no more than 4hrs each day so they weren’t entitled to breaks.
Alice@AliceBunnyland2

I have this theory that people work so many jobs not just because everything is unaffordable, but because a lot of places don’t want to hire people full time. They don’t want to provide benefits or overtime, so they keep all their employees just under the line.

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creamy crispy cracker@samwise_glamgee·
@colleenawilson This happened to me! I was constantly told I was just having panic attacks & just needed to relax. It wasn’t until I needed steroid breathing treatments that I was finally diagnosed.
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same at on the other app
same at on the other app@colleenawilson·
I spent 10 years - and thousands of dollars - being actively treated for an ‘anxiety disorder’ that was actually asthma which can be diagnosed with one definitive test or even caught with a $15 pulse ox from the drug store. My main complaint: sometimes I can’t breathe
Babs@halfateaspn

You know what’s actually overdiagnosed? Anxiety. Let’s talk about that, because without that label, doctors wouldn’t have a way to dismiss and control patients. It’s a modern-day hysteria diagnosis.

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creamy crispy cracker@samwise_glamgee·
@pugmane I said something similar on another tweet. ER would make some of these people’s heads explode…
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Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫
Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫@pugmane·
ER writers were writing characters off the show in increasingly deranged ways. One doctor got crushed by a helicopter and another got hit by a truck and lost their legs.
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creamy crispy cracker@samwise_glamgee·
@brrr_add I swear, every other comment I read has me thinking that these people would’ve never survived a season of ER…
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brad ❤️‍🔥@brrr_add·
I mean this in the most sincere way possible, is season 2 of The Pitt the first time some of you have ever watched a television show?
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ً@euphoriadaya·
My prediction for something blue…I really hope she goes archival for tonight idc it’s been so long.
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juliet
juliet@notokwonton·
supriya crashing out online and then deleting all the tweets is v relatable
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Adam London
Adam London@_adamlondon·
bryon noem walking in on kristi and corey lewandowski
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creamy crispy cracker@samwise_glamgee·
@aloyxwrites Oh, god, I’m so glad I did the audiobook instead! Requiem for a Dream was like this, as if that book wasn’t already tough enough…
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aloyx • doctor who(re)
aloyx • doctor who(re)@aloyxwrites·
authors who don't use quotation marks for dialogues should go straight to jail
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ً@prinkasusa·
Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade... yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein. It’s never been about protecting children... wake up.
@cessonmute

hit me with the harshest reality truth

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creamy crispy cracker@samwise_glamgee·
@Lostmyinhaler2 I had 2 different (male) docs tell me the shortness of breath I was experiencing was anxiety and stress. Only when it got so bad that I needed multiple steroid breathing treatments was I finally diagnosed with asthma.
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