Seth Hagen

If I have to see one more bank commercial during this #Quarantine where they tell me they aren't in the "banking" business, but they are in the "people" business I may just walk to the nearest gas station and touch every pump without gloves on...

@PWHL__Vancouver @EdmontonOilers First miss from this organization…and it’s a big one…. Anyone with a brain running socials or no?

📍 Oil Country @EdmontonOilers 🤩

@DallasStars @Lexus @DallasPD

No fit goes harder than Robo's Dallas Police jersey 😮‍💨🔥

@ericmmatheny I know it says it’s sugar Ray…. But it clearly just mark singing karaoke basically at Disney…. No band on that stage

First and foremost, this is the American Gardens Pavillion at Epcot, not some random city park. Disney pays these legacy acts serious money to come and perform. Band makes money, everyone has fun.

@PeteBlackburn This show is absolutely not funny, but I still can’t stop watching…. It really insists upon itself…. But I need to see how it ends….

How can you question whether it's good? It's simultaneously the best comedy on TV and the best murder mystery on TV

@AtlantaFalcons This gonna hot so hard when they inevitably go 6-11…

New uniforms New head coach New general manager New president of football

Niemann and Puig not being in the field at the masters really sucks.. plenty will disagree with this but if the majors are going to have the best fields the top 10 from 2025 liv golf standings should be in all 4.. probably top 3 or 4 from the current standings as well

If you’re a scratch gopher, a 2 handicap putter, a 5 handicap from 30-80 yards, a +5 iron player and a +2 driver what should you work on to get better? That’s right… Driver.

@JShooke Not sure about slumdog but I DO know that no one on earth has watched “the shape of water” in at least a month….

When do you think was the last time someone sat down and watched Slumdog Millionaire? I mean worldwide, everybody. Do you think it was within the last week?

@notthefakeSVP I thought this was referring to adding a Kelce to yet ANOTHER event on your network ….

Who asked for this?

@michaelpatron0 Lawn guys aren’t landscapers…..

My house is kinda small but I hate doing stuff so I pay a pool guy and lawn guy. My pool guy just does chemicals. He texts me the other day and says I need a new filter and vacuum. I told him I'm busy and to just tell me what he wants to handle it. He texted me back...

@nypost My favourite quote I’ve read on this whole debacle is “tiger woods has only really ever been cool ON the golf course”

Tiger Woods has always been a fraud to anyone who cared to look trib.al/EmqzUAJ

@Luke_Elvy My favourite quote I’ve read on this whole thing is “tiger woods has only really ever been cool ON the golf course”

This is why most people hate the media. And frankly that hatred is justified when there’s no accountability for shit like this. Is Tiger Woods battling addiction? Yes Is he also one of the most inspiring sportsmen of all time? Yes Nothing fraudulent about being human. GFY!

@GolfDigest @malbongolf Also this is 💯 a stunt that malbon knows and does every year…. They design fits they know won’t pass, release that info and then get everyone in the world to talk about it….free publicity….

Jason Day will continue with his unconventional Masters looks, but one print was already deemed too much. Read more: glfdig.st/fucN50YCSf0

@_benparsons It always amazes me when I hear stories like “yea me and my dad go every year” or “I’ve been visiting Augusta as a patron for 20 years” and I’ve never won the ticket lottery or known anyone who’s even sniffed a ticket to the Masters let alone attended…..

If you’re looking for someone new to root for at the Masters, meet Brandon Holtz. Holtz is a real estate agent who’s been visiting Augusta as a patron for 20 years. Now he’s playing in the tournament. He told me his surreal story: todays-golfer.com/news-and-event…

@KylePorterNS Kyle…. They haven’t even played a major yet….calm down

If the season ended today, who would the PGA Tour player of the year be?

@fashion_nfl @ProsperDbino All red jersey, white number with small team script above and team logo and white number on the shoulder….you sure are picking an odd hill to die on, or its the greatest troll/sarcasm post out there

I fully recognize I'm completely in the weeds on this stuff. But these are so clearly different to me despite being the same shade of red. Different fonts. Different number outlines. Different frontal wordmark colors. Different logos. Collar and sleeve accents for the Bucs. Then you add in all the other differentiators with the helmets and pants.

I'm so tired.

🚨✝️🏌️#LISTEN — World #1 Scottie Scheffler on why he plays golf: “I play golf to glorify god… so when I go out to practice, I’m glorifying god by going out and practicing.” “When you’re trying to be excellent at something you always have to go back to the why?” (Via: @CGFtweet)

@bigfish_rod Is there even a visible belt in this picture?

Thinking I’m out on needlepoint belts for golf this summer. I think a good leather/exotic leather belt with a tucked golf shirt is going to take that series in 7 games. Lmk y’all’s thoughts (pic unrelated)

@stiz23 A team whose primary colours are red black and white creating plain jerseys with team name script above the number and calling it good ….. yea waaaayyyy different

I see people trying to push this narrative. The new Falcons uniforms look absolutely nothing like the cardinals. Not even remotely close.

I'm clapping like a seal because I created this account as a direct response to decades of over-designed nonsense stewarded by Reebok and then by Nike from the early 2000s up to 2020. The Panelist Era is over. The Hypermodern Hiccups are gone. I won.