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@hatethisblanka Wearing the colour of the peks to cover the peks is nasty work “Pinklady”

pinklady

@dfwbigsb @Big_Bestmann If I had seen this post without @Big_Bestmann reposting it e for vex me now I’m not surprised

all my efforts to suck my preek just Dey fail. I wan know wetin girls Dey feel for throat

@sheymanishere @Heis_Crowther “Settle for pap” lenu omo eru 💔

if you don’t want to settle for pap, get your pvc so we can vote tinubu out

@ashantewa1 No o…It’s “if you hold your baky spark up”

The effects of that the backwoods is written boldly on it. Later in the future, y’all mothers will be stressing their innocent daughter in law not knowing you killed your spermatozoa functionality with youthful exuberance.

@thisischinaza @naijajonsnow Tapped out since lmao I consider and treat them as vices these days

consume sugar filled cerelac as a baby. eat noodles with sodium and drink fanta and coke with dye through out your 20s. top it up with substandard "milk". eat beans that is presevered with chemicals. eat jollof rice made with sugar and chemical called "tomato paste".

@Faydolladolla Last man standing?

Funny how most people that say this are committed to nothing and nothing works for them

An interesting story about African women and their attitude toward their hair by @joyfwen for @Spearhead_Af

@that_steev @Heis_Crowther Third frame

@only_ipepe @sircthadon @Wt4kDave Hmmm

@sircthadon @Wt4kDave I didn’t go to school for days That event actually made me experience my first truancy

Chiamara Precious, Jss 2C Christ Academy international College. She was my beautiful seat mate then. Light skinned beauty. And there was me, ugly black boy already balding at age 12. I had a huge crush on her but was too shy to say it so we remained friends. Break time if she wasn’t going out, I would sit there also just so I could be close to her. I hoped one day she would finally come to get more familiar with me Then it happened one day. Some one stole her chair. It was a One table 2 chairs kinda classroom. So I told her to share my chair with me 🙂 she replied “Godforbid” and went to sit with her friend. The end

@heismobi_ @Wt4kDave Abeg bro 😂

@Wt4kDave Come bro, let me help you commit seppuku.

True currency is steadfast friendship

@jindu__ You’re not fine and you don’t even have money, who’s letting you fuck. Some men don’t have standards oo

Not ashamed to admit i love fucking, one of my best skills i possess is fucking, if we are flirting best believe i mean everything i say, if we meet up after flirting, i will fuck you just as i have promised. thanks ❤️

@mide_io Fucked worse in my wet dreams

You wake up by 3:00am and see this, what’s your next move? 🤔

@Benking443 @_BarnyO @guzu_p @neo_officialll @YKoluwaseun9 @tips_yankee @Taiwo_junzi @Wizarab10 They couldn’t move themselves to places where pictures are taken as there was no Uber yet and not so many people had cars. Now please observe the swag on the first woman on your right

Since I was a kid up till this moment, I've seen over a thousand old pictures like this. But guess what? I've never seen a fat young woman in any of these old pictures. Why?

@Big_Bestmann You Igbo tight

Asked this girl if she wanted to suck my epon and she spelt epon backwards 💔

@scrabs10 @keshdelight Bro I Dey chop meat chicken too but the eggs na must and yes even all that na normal calorie level but I suppose gain small permanent weight at least when I no Dey play ball every time

@seyectrls @keshdelight Lmao. You no still dey chop pass your maintenance calories.

Being fat doesn’t have anything to do with eating heavily or excessive calorie intake Being fat or skinny is purely genetics because someone like me can eat this back to back for a whole year and still remain 50kg .

@ZidyepO Don’t need to know shit about you before telling you what wearing leggings actually looks like

@seyectrls Lmao there’s always so idiot who doesn’t know shit about you trying to humble you. Enjoy yourself papi.

Cause tell me why people are craning their necks and leaning out of their cars to stare like they just saw Aphrodita….. meanwhile it’s just me in leggings 😉🤭

@just_meivy Because your breast is out on the internet??

9-5 guy can never see my pant Sha 😒