Simon Heron

@HSBC_UK Thought I’d successfully applied for a new account via the app - I’ve got my sort code & account number - but I can’t get any further to ‘set up mobile banking’ - I get the message ‘service unavailable’ and I have been trying again later for the last 16 hours.

He is risen! Alleluia!! #Easter#HeIsRisen #GreatestDayInHistory

Egg decorating competition at Christ Church Cheltenham CofE Primary school - just fantastic! #Easter

A BLA 🐀 crying after being caught by an SSG jawan in Balochistan yesterday . This is the true extent and peak of their strength they start crying the very moment they are apprehended.

@LairdElmski Nice!

@siheron ....still going

@LairdElmski Thanks my friend - finished at 11:45 this morning - spent most of the afternoon asleep.

@siheron Busiest period over ? Take it easy and enjoy your days off Have a great new year

Happy Christmas all - mine’s an Old Fashioned this year. #clergymaltclub

@firstdirect Thanks Alex. Being told that it’ll be 10-14 days to get them delivered does also seem a little ridiculous!

@siheron Hi Simon. I'm really sorry they aren't available online, I will feed this back to the team as this would be useful. If you need the figures ASAP we can provide these over the telephone or through secured chat, but the certificates themselves must be posted. Sorry again. -Alex

@firstdirect I’m sure I’ve mentioned this before, but how can my annual interest statements now be downloadable. I can order them for 10-14 days? I have or had accounts with 20 or more Financial institutions recently, and you’re the ONLY one who won’t allow this!

Home Communion at Jenner Court in Cheltenham, where there appears to be a revival! @ccchelt #Cheltenham #GodIsGood

@SoVeryNewWine @NewWineEngland £150. The pair.

@siheron @NewWineEngland How does one acquire a) electricity b) that much stubble . Both impressive

When you have an electric hook up in your camper van, you can have ice in your Old Fashioned. I have reached peak New Wine and will now retire gracefully to Spring Harvest or something. @NewWineEngland @SoVeryNewWine

@SoVeryNewWine One just ran past me. It is really unnecessary.

Morning campers! A truly disturbing number of joggers running around the site at this ungodly hour. What are these people on?

Joining with the people of @trinitychelt to say goodbye to Andrew & Nicky Blyth. @sayone4me @GlosDioc

Cheltenham Deanery clergy are saying goodbye and thankyou to our Area Dean, Andrew Blyth with drinks, chat, and hopefully something to eat, at Dunkertons @sayone4me @GlosDioc @BishGloucester @bptewkesbury

The awesome Yr 2 class from Christ Church CofE Primary are telling us about all they’ve done for the Archbishops’ Young Leaders Award! Here they are with cushions they made for the residents of a local care home. They are absolute superstars! @GlosDioc @ccchelt @CottrellStephen

@LairdElmski He most certainly does.

@siheron God moves in mysterious ways ...

Today I got a Scotch Egg loyalty card. Historians will mark this as the pinnacle of Western civilisation.

@LairdElmski Bought four scotch eggs in my local deli and was completely blindsided when I was offered the loyalty card. It was possibly the greatest day of my life, and I’m a married man with three children.

@siheron Oooo tell me more ..what hurdles did you leap to be awarded one ?

@JaseDuckman May he Rest In Peace, and Rise In Glory

My dad has gone to be with the Lord today! He will be missed but we know he is in good hands, and our family is good because God is very good! We will see him again! #PhilRobertson #Jesus