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@simonjester2424

Infosec Soy Boy. Breaks shit for $. Frustrated about living in a Cyberpunk dystopia. He/him. Cryptocurrency is a scam. Yes even your thing. Black Lives Matter

เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2009
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AvidProductGuy@jnichols637·
@rekdt The real world 🌎 is not so simple and real success takes more than this.
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rekdt@rekdt·
If I worked at a company required to be in the office 5 days a week, I would request a desktop instead of a laptop and never work away from my desk ever again Oh, you're having an outage outside business hours? Sorry, I'm not allowed to work remote
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0.005 Seconds (3/694)@seconds_0·
Interacting with local government is the surefire way to make someone insane and understand libertarians. "What do I need to do to build a house" No one knows. We cant do it. There's 731 forms. 14 portals. Our official map, which you have to use, is wrong. We wont fix it.
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Thorne 🌸@ExistentialEnso·
Republicans will be like, "You believe in DEI? That pales in comparison to my strategy, simply hiring the most competent people" and then not hire competent people
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Matt@simonjester2424·
@ai_for_success AI bros are the dumbest fucking people on the planet.
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AshutoshShrivastava@ai_for_success·
This could become reality one day.
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@Antunes1 Dear weak men. STFU.
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𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒
Dear women, We don't want you with muscles. We want you slim, delicate and cute. Take notes.
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@MaterialBurst00 @dyingscribe Are they run by women or are they made at women for the political decisions men made?
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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer@dyingscribe·
The average misogynist in Korea (not even incel, just misogynist) out-powerlevels American misogynists by the sheer fact that I don't think they believe woman are even close to being human. They hate on pregnant women, bro. Like actively.
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Matt@simonjester2424·
@ExistentialEnso Even then you'd probably have a giant machine carry the arms or whatever over a bunch of crops at once rather than one pair of them on a torso with legs or tracks.
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Thorne 🌸@ExistentialEnso·
There are some agricultural tasks maybe more suited to this model, like where you have to worry about somewhat delicate fruit that cannot simply be shaken apart from the rest of the plant But for wheat? This is silly af
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abby@abby4thepeople·
all we wanted was universal health care
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Matt@simonjester2424·
@acrylicNIN @outbreakupdates Practically no one is masking any more and people of all political stripes will probably be real morons about it even if a new disease makes it the only reasonable action. And large chunks of a country's population getting sick will hurt everyone.
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Outbreak Updates@outbreakupdates·
The birth of a pandemic is so quiet you might miss it. A silent seed planting itself in the world, set to grow into something uncontainable.
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👑 Mr. Weeks 👑
👑 Mr. Weeks 👑@WonderKing82·
People voted to put religion (Christianity) back into the school system while voting against making students have a free breakfast & lunch. Saying a prayer in school while refusing to feed the poor will always speak to the highest form of hypocrisy for Christians & progressives.
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Dave Keating
Dave Keating@DaveKeating·
I hear Democrats say Trump voters will regret once Trump's tariffs devastate 🇺🇸economy & raise consumer prices. But take it from Brits, people don't acknowledge they erred in a vote even after economic consequences. They'll always find others to blame than themselves. 🇬🇧#Brexit
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The okayest poster there is
The okayest poster there is@ok_post_guy·
Hey dumbfuck it's really important research to understand how variations in water temperatures and currents affect shrimp migration and behavior so that morons like you can have your $7 shrimp cocktail at Applebee's
Savanah Hernandez@Savsays

@stclairashley My favorite example of this is how we at one point spent $3 million taxpayer dollars on shrimp running on treadmills

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@Scoobydouchebag Should have written, "No doubt, Grandma."
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Matt@simonjester2424·
@MattEskes @upstatefederlst Of course a universal tariff would mean that all the inputs needed to make it here will also be super expensive.
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Matt Eskes@MattEskes·
@upstatefederlst And that’s the part they leave out. Don’t want a tariff? Make it here. Pretty simple.
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Upstate Federalist
Upstate Federalist@upstatefederlst·
Hey what happens if the shirt is made in the US for $20?
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@dadlejackal @bencsmoke Only when enough dumbfucks across the country vote stupidly enough to put him into our government.
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Le’Jackal@dadlejackal·
@bencsmoke So what you are saying if you are so invested him that he effects your mood ... interesting
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Ben Smoke@bencsmoke·
in an exceptionally crowded field i don’t think there’s ever been a more embarrassing man than elon musk
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