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@LegalGengar All the best mate.

My criminal trial is due to take place at Stratford Magistrates Court, 9:30am on Tuesday 16 June 2026. I would be grateful for any support you are able to give to me during these trying times. It is a one day trial before a District Judge. As a law-abiding person with no criminal record, I admit that the prospect of a trial is a little daunting, however I maintain my innocence in the strongest possible terms. I haven't harassed anyone at all. I am very grateful for all the support you gave me during my civil proceedings, and I am hopeful that these, quite frankly ridiculous, criminal proceedings also end similarly. Thank you.

@donmcgowan Do fuck off, Don. The public aren’t as stupid as you think.

Our media fixation with Keir Starmer is becoming a literal drag on the country now. As I write this, I can already see the replies forming below, accusing me of being a Labour shill etc. but, believe it or not, I am not. Maybe it's worth setting this out — I have no party affiliation. None. I'm not 'on the right' … but that's as far as it goes. There are policies and people that I admire across the Lib Dems, Greens and Labour. Conversely, there are policies and people I am vehemently against within each of those parties as well. There are some decent Conservatives left but fewer and fewer in frontline politics and I can have excellent discussions with those moderate Tories that remain. Where my line in the sand is drawn though, as I'm sure you're all aware, is the far-right. Reform UK and Restore Britain. I have no common ground with their populism — I see through the propaganda. This doesn't mean that I think every member of Reform UK is a bad person, far from it, but I cannot rationalise their top-line bravado into credible politics. So, with all that being said, I think the witch-hunt of Keir Starmer is distracting the public from some far more serious crises. Since the very day Starmer took office, there has been an onslaught from the media; desperation to try and topple him and his principal team. This played out successfully with Angela Rayner, and they have been vicious and relentless pursuing Rachel Reeves. I listened to Paul Brand on LBC at the weekend continuously comparing Starmer to Boris Johnson in terms of sleaze. Have we collectively lost our minds? There is no other Prime Minister in history that compares to Johnson for scandal. The elephant in the room — Peter Mandelson. But is it really an elephant still? Clearly, Starmer should never have brought the Prince of Darkness into his team, that was a madness and severe failing of judgement. One for which he has accepted responsibility and apologised on multiple occasions. The vetting process appears to be, pretty much, a non-story, despite what Dan Hodges and GB News are shovelling out. So … we should be moving on. Shouldn't we? Kemi Badenoch and her famously robust judgement felt not yesterday, and spent more of her diminishing political currency by pushing Starmer with six questions at PMQs on the subject. She was met with a well briefed lawyer, that, in all honesty, made her look a bit silly for continuing her defeated line of questioning. While this continues to dominate the headlines, other far more crucial issues are being missed — we're going to run low on fuel soon, the cost of living is about to skyrocket, holidays will be cancelled imminently. But mainly ... the cost of living is about to skyrocket. We saw in yesterday's inflation rise that food is already moving upward, if Trump's ludicrous war in Iran continues, then we're all going to suffer the consequences. Surely, this is a far more pressing matter? One in which the government should be fully engaged in order to help protect the public — it's number one duty. It is very telling that Reform UK are spending very little time on the Starmer issue. They sent Lee Anderson out to raise this issue, for goodness’ sake. LEE ANDERSON. Farage is hyper focused on the local elections, safe in the knowledge that the media is obsessing over Keir Starmer, once again. He's making hay while the S*n shines on Labour. Jeez! This went on a bit, sorry, but it feels critical to me. We are being led around by the nose by the legacy media outlets. They smell blood in the water, but I really don't think the story is there. Not yet. And while the sharks circle, Reform UK are flying under the radar, ready to swoop on the local elections [sorry for the weird mixed metaphors — it's early!]. Have a lovely sunny day. 🌞

Kayleigh Unitt on Kayleigh Unitt: ❌ "i'm not reliable" ❌ "my health is not reliable" ❌ "i can't exist at a 9 to 5 level" ✅ "but you should vote for me to represent you" Seriously... Who is voting for an MP who openly admits she won't do any work?

@ThomasWillett9 How stupid can you be to not understand the word “category”. Have you ever tried a dictionary or even Google, Thomas? Try thinking things through before you post. It might make you look less stupid.

How cruel do you have to be to try and ban trans people from a non-competitive, fun community run?

We must be mad, literally mad. It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre.

@alexedicken Absolutely not playing to his strengths. We saw on Wednesday, get balls into the danger area, he’ll score. Passing it backwards and sideways isnt conducive to creating chances. #freestanno

By his own admission, Jay Stansfield hasn't scored the goals that he wanted to score this season. Yet his record of 10 goals and seven assists means he's been the 10th most productive player in the Championship. birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football…

Zack Polanski: "No evidence that people seeking asylum are sexually assaulting anyone" Reality: "Here are 100 examples as reported by UK mainstream media organisations over the last 18 months" 1. Iranian Abdulla Ahmadi (26), Egyptians Ibrahim Alshafe (25) & Karin Al-Danasurt (20) – small boat arrivals in asylum hotel – gang-raped woman on Brighton beach (Oct 2025; guilty verdicts Apr 23, 2026) - BBC/ITV/Guardian 2. Afghan asylum seeker Mirzai (migrant hotel) sexually assaulted two women on trains (2025-2026; sentenced Apr 2026) - BBC 3. Afghan asylum seeker Ahmad Mulakhil (23) raped 12yo girl, Nuneaton (Jul 2025; guilty Feb 2026, sentenced Mar 2026 to 15-16yrs, referred as unduly lenient) - BBC/Guardian/Reuters/ITV 4. Afghan asylum seeker Sohail Amiri (30, small boat) sexually assaulted three women in Southampton (2025; sentenced Mar 2026) - BBC 5. Syrian refugee Mohand Mageed raped 21yo student in Glasgow (Feb 2025; sentenced Mar 2026) - STV 6. Afghan asylum seeker Mehmet Ogur (27) raped 18yo woman in Tamworth park (Jan 2026; sentenced to 7yrs) - BBC 7. Pakistani-born asylum seeker Sheraz Malik (28) raped 18yo woman in Nottinghamshire park (Jun 2025; convicted Jan 2026) - BBC 8. Afghan asylum seekers Jan Jahanzeb (17) & Israr Niazal (17) abducted & raped 15yo girl, Leamington Spa (May 2025; sentenced Dec 2025) - Guardian/BBC/Reuters 9. Afghan Sultani Bakatash charged with raping two 14yo girls, Bolton (Dec 2025) - Manchester Evening News (mainstream coverage) 10. Syrian refugee convicted of raping minor, Birmingham (Dec 2025) - ITV 11. Afghan unaccompanied minor convicted of peer rape in care home (Nov 2025) - Independent 12. Afghan asylum seeker convicted of child rape in care system (Nov 2025) - Independent 13. Iranian failed asylum seeker charged with rape, Manchester (Nov 2025) - Guardian 14. Bangladeshi national convicted of rape (Nov 2025) - BBC 15. Pakistani migrant convicted of rape (Nov 2025) - BBC 16. Algerian overstayer charged with rape-related offences (Nov 2025) - Guardian 17. Unnamed migrant charged with raping woman near train station using translation app (Oct 2025) - BBC 18. Unnamed Syrian asylum seeker charged with raping woman in Bournemouth toilet (Aug 2025) - mainstream reports 19. Small boat migrants charged in coastal gang rape (Sep 2025) - Independent 20. Unnamed Sudanese asylum seeker convicted of group sexual assault, Kent (Sep 2025) - Guardian 21. Unnamed group of migrants charged with raping woman in Oxford churchyard (Sep 2025) - Guardian 22. Libyan failed asylum seeker charged with family rape, Sheffield (Sep 2025) - Guardian 23. Moroccan migrant charged with rape, Leeds (Sep 2025) - Guardian 24. Eritrean failed claimant convicted of repeat rape, Bristol (Sep 2025) - BBC 25. Unnamed Eritrean boat arrival charged with rape, Bristol (Oct 2025) - BBC 26. Syrian national convicted of rape (Aug 2025) - BBC 27. Unnamed Afghan asylum seeker convicted of raping woman in London (Aug 2025) - Guardian 28. Sudanese boat arrival raped jogger, Kent (Aug 2025) - Guardian 29. Afghan asylum seeker Rapualla Ahmadze raped 17yo girl in Elgin park, Scotland (Aug 2025; sentenced Dec 2025) - BBC 30. Iranian dissident claimant raped flatmate, Glasgow (Jul 2025) - BBC 31. Ethiopian asylum seeker Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu sexually assaulted 14yo girl & woman, Epping hotel (Jul 2025; sentenced Sep 2025) - Guardian/BBC 32. Syrian asylum seeker Mohammed Wahid Mohammed raped 12yo girl in Birmingham supermarket (Jul 2025) - ITV 33. Unnamed illegal immigrant convicted of raping 20yo woman in Oxford churchyard (Jul 2025) - Guardian 34. Indian student charged with campus rape, London (Jul 2025) - BBC 35. Iraqi national convicted of rape (Jul 2025) - Guardian 36. Romanian lorry migrant convicted of assault rape, Dover (Jun 2025) - Guardian 37. Algerian small boat crosser charged with nightclub rape, Newcastle (Jun 2025) - Independent 38. Spanish national convicted of rape (Jun 2025) - BBC 39. Pakistani asylum seeker convicted of child rape, Leeds (Apr 2025) - BBC 40. Unnamed Somali asylum seeker convicted of sexual assault, Cardiff (Apr 2025) - Guardian 41. Unnamed Sub-Saharan African migrant convicted of sexual assault, Birmingham (Apr 2025) - Guardian 42. Unnamed North African migrant convicted of sexual offence, London (Jul 2025) - Guardian 43. Unnamed Middle Eastern migrant convicted of rape, Manchester (May 2025) - Guardian 44. Nigerian overstayer charged with raping elderly woman, Manchester (May 2025) - Guardian 45. Somali refugee convicted of honour-based rape, Cardiff (May 2025) - Guardian 46. Turkish asylum seeker raped tourist, Edinburgh (Apr 2025) - BBC 47. Indian migrant in trafficking group charged with rape (Apr 2025) - Guardian 48. Unnamed male asylum seeker raped 14yo girl in SW England hotel (Feb 2025) - Guardian 49. Unnamed male migrant raped Sierra Leonean female asylum seeker in hotel (Jan 2025) - Guardian 50. Somali Yaqub Ahmed convicted of gang rape of teenage girl, London (Jan 2025) - Guardian 51. Polish construction worker raped colleague, Birmingham (Jan 2025) - Guardian 52. Sudanese Mahmood Noor Ibrahim convicted of sexual assault of 16yo in Hull (Feb 2025) - Independent 53. Nigerien Musba Missa charged with sexual assault in Skegness migrant hotel (Mar 2025) - BBC 54. Syrian asylum seeker Qais Al-Aswad (26) sexually assaulted three women in Horley migrant hotel (May-Jun 2025) - BBC 55. Vietnamese trafficked migrant charged in brothel rape case (Feb 2025) - BBC 56. Jamaican overstayer convicted of domestic rape, Liverpool (Mar 2025) - Independent 57. Ghanaian migrant convicted in group rape (Oct 2025) - Guardian 58. Sudanese national convicted of attempting to rape woman in Wakefield nightclub (Oct 2025) - Independent 59. Belgian national convicted of rape (Oct 2025) - Guardian 60. Albanian migrant charged with group rape, Brighton (Nov 2025) - Independent 61. Unnamed Pakistani national convicted of sexual offence, Leeds (Jun 2025) - Independent 62. Unnamed Indian overstayer charged with rape in care home (Aug 2025) - BBC 63. Egyptian asylum seeker Abdelrahmen Adnan Abouelela raped woman in Hyde Park, London (Nov 2024; sentenced Sep 2025) - BBC 64. Unnamed Afghan asylum seeker convicted of raping woman in mixed-sex hotel (Mar 2025) - Guardian 65. Unnamed male migrant raped Sierra Leonean female asylum seeker in hotel (Jan 2025) - Guardian 66. Syrian refugee convicted of raping minor, Birmingham (Dec 2025) - ITV 67. Iranian failed asylum seeker charged with rape, Manchester (Nov 2025) - Guardian 68. Moroccan migrant charged with rape, Leeds (Sep 2025) - Guardian 69. Sudanese boat arrival raped jogger, Kent (Aug 2025) - Guardian 70. Eritrean failed claimant convicted of repeat rape, Bristol (Sep 2025) - BBC 71. Afghan unaccompanied minor convicted of peer rape in care home (Nov 2025) - Independent 72. Turkish asylum seeker raped tourist, Edinburgh (Apr 2025) - BBC 73. Somali refugee convicted of honour-based rape, Cardiff (May 2025) - Guardian 74. Algerian small boat crosser charged with nightclub rape, Newcastle (Jun 2025) - Independent 75. Iranian dissident claimant raped flatmate, Glasgow (Jul 2025) - BBC 76. Libyan failed asylum seeker charged with family rape, Sheffield (Sep 2025) - Guardian 77. Iraqi national convicted of rape (Jul 2025) - Guardian 78. Syrian national convicted of rape (Aug 2025) - BBC 79. Albanian migrant charged with group rape, Brighton (Nov 2025) - Independent 80. Pakistani asylum seeker convicted of child rape, Leeds (Apr 2025) - BBC 81. Nigerian overstayer charged with raping elderly woman, Manchester (May 2025) - Guardian 82. Romanian lorry migrant convicted of assault rape, Dover (Jun 2025) - Guardian 83. Indian student charged with campus rape, London (Jul 2025) - BBC 84. Sudanese national convicted of attempting to rape woman in Wakefield nightclub (Oct 2025) - Independent 85. Unnamed migrant charged with raping woman near train station using translation app (Oct 2025) - BBC 86. Unnamed North African migrant convicted of sexual offence, London (Jul 2025) - Guardian 87. Unnamed Middle Eastern migrant convicted of rape, Manchester (May 2025) - Guardian 88. Unnamed Sub-Saharan African migrant convicted of sexual assault, Birmingham (Apr 2025) - Guardian 89. Unnamed Sudanese asylum seeker convicted of group sexual assault, Kent (Sep 2025) - Guardian 90. Unnamed Eritrean boat arrival charged with rape, Bristol (Oct 2025) - BBC 91. Afghan asylum seeker convicted of child rape in care system (Nov 2025) - Independent 92. Unnamed Somali asylum seeker convicted of sexual assault, Cardiff (Apr 2025) - Guardian 93. Unnamed Pakistani national convicted of sexual offence, Leeds (Jun 2025) - Independent 94. Unnamed Indian overstayer charged with rape in care home (Aug 2025) - BBC 95. Ethiopian asylum seeker Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu sexually assaulted 14yo girl & woman, Epping hotel (Jul 2025; sentenced Sep 2025) - Guardian/BBC 96. Syrian asylum seeker Mohammed Wahid Mohammed raped 12yo girl in Birmingham supermarket (Jul 2025) - ITV 97. Unnamed illegal immigrant convicted of raping 20yo woman in Oxford churchyard (Jul 2025) - Guardian 98. Somali Yaqub Ahmed convicted of gang rape of teenage girl, London (Jan 2025) - Guardian 99. Syrian asylum seeker Qais Al-Aswad (26) sexually assaulted three women in Horley migrant hotel (May-Jun 2025) - BBC 100. Unnamed male asylum seeker raped 14yo girl in SW England hotel (Feb 2025) - Guardian

@Cadalina10 @dr_ericberg @sanccie26 Exactly my thought. What utter fucking nonsense. A snake/sardine oil salesman if ever I’ve seen one.

@dr_ericberg @sanccie26 Des sardines trois fois par jour pendant 5 jours est-ce toujours de la modération ?

What happens if you eat only sardines for 5 days? Day 1: Your body switches from sugar-burning to fat-burning… 🧵

@JournalistJill He’s such a weird little man isn’t he.

These figures about Good Law Project are staggering…

Ladies and gentlemen I give you….. Plaid Cymru 🤦‍♂️

@EzeTalksSports Amir Khan? 😂😂 Great rage bait.

Who would be on your Mount Rushmore of British boxing post 2000? For me it’s Anthony Joshua, Amir Khan, Ricky Hatton and Joe Calzaghe, with the first 3 being undebatable

@jwhitey98 “It cannot possibly be part of protecting women’s sports if they just want to ban men competing in the women’s category”.

And now they come for Parkrun. PARKRUN. Threatening community run events with legal action cannot possibly be part of protecting women’s sport. For these campaigners, the only thing that seems to matter is the erasure of the trans community from public life.

@Emr678 Literally got his country’s flag on his bio 😂😂

Reform: All schools must fly the Union Jack, and inlclude a portrait of the King in communal areas The Nazi Party: All schools must fly the Swastika, and include a portrait of the Fuhrer in communal areas

@DavidMcGregorBN It’s always about someone’s else money for you lot, isn’t it.

I’d argue common sense patriotism is proudly paying tax, not avoiding every penny you can. Plastic patriot.

@archer_rs Yes, any future government should just ignore all illegality. We may as well make murder, theft and rape legal too because, god forbid, we end up oppressing some poor soul who has committed what we foolishly deemed to be a “crime”. Reopen the asylums for fucks sake.

Nigel Farage's Reform Party has a plan to deport two million people they deem to be in the UK illegally. They are talking about a separate paramilitary force that would roam the streets abducting people and forcibly shipping them out of the country. Chilling, just chilling.

"I would love to work a 9 to 5, but my health just won't let me." Kayleigh Unitt, Plaid Cymru candidate for Fflint Wrecsam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

VAT on private school fees was pitched as a way to raise money for public services. New report: it's projected to cost the public £181m by 2038.

@EssexPR @Trailer_Swift69 Worst bunch of one eyed, spineless, soy boy, socialist fucks to have ever infiltrated politics. One of them was behind the Syrian “white helmets” - which explains a lot.

It’s weird, Led by Donkeys have been nowhere to be seen since Keir Starmer’s lying started… funny that. Aren’t they one bit interested in SISTEMA ?…

@Damocles561 @louismosley @_BoldPolitics @ZackPolanski More psycho than a guy who told women he could magic their tits bigger? Really?

@louismosley @_BoldPolitics @ZackPolanski Your boss is a fucking psycho. There is no acceptable scenario in which he has any access, never mind unfettered access, to the most intimate private health data of everyone in England.

Time to take the fight to Palantir.