Some Bangers
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For all you highly moronic moon conspiracy theorists...
The moon landings happened. Here are four bulletproof reasons why the hoax theory collapses under its own weight.
1. We brought back 842 pounds of moon rocks and geologists worldwide have been slicing them open for 55 years
Apollo 11–17 crews hauled back samples that scream "lunar origin" in every isotope, crystal structure, and chemical signature. These rocks have zero water content (Earth rocks almost always have some), solar wind particles embedded from billions of years of unfiltered space exposure, and microscopic glass beads formed by ancient meteorite impacts— stuff impossible to replicate with 1960s tech. Independent labs in the Soviet Union, Europe, Japan, and China analyzed them and confirmed: same age (3.7–4.5 billion years), same exotic minerals like armalcolite, same lack of oxidation. If NASA faked it, they'd have needed a secret lunar rock factory decades ahead of its time. Conspiracy theorists never explain how we pulled that off while simultaneously "faking" the tech to get there. These samples are still studied today in museums and universities— you can touch (protected) pieces yourself.
2. Laser reflectors are still on the Moon, and anyone with the right equipment can ping them right now
Apollo 11, 14, and 15 crews placed corner-cube retroreflectors on the lunar surface. These are passive mirrors (no batteries, no moving parts) that bounce laser beams straight back to Earth. Observatories like McDonald in Texas, Apache Point in New Mexico, and facilities in France, Italy, and Australia have been firing lasers at them daily since 1969 and measuring the round-trip time to millimeter precision. The data proves the distance to the Moon (about 384,400 km) and how it's slowly receding (3.8 cm/year). China’s Chang’e missions and India’s Chandrayaan have imaged the exact landing sites, including the hardware and tracks. If it was faked, the hoaxers would have needed to secretly land mirrors on the Moon— or convince every laser-ranging scientist on Earth to lie for half a century. Spoiler: they didn’t.
3. Modern orbiters from multiple countries have photographed the landing sites in high resolution—footprints and all
NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter (LRO) has snapped razor-sharp images of every Apollo site since 2009. You can see the descent stages, rover tracks, astronaut footprints, and even the exact paths they walked. Japan’s SELENE, India’s Chandrayaan-2, and China’s Chang’e-2 and Chang’e-3 orbiters independently confirmed the same shadows, hardware, and disturbance patterns. These aren’t blurry NASA photos from 1969, they’re crisp, multi-spectral images taken decades later by rival space agencies. The geometry matches perfectly: the flag is still there (Apollo 11’s fell over during liftoff), the rover is parked where they left it, and the blast craters under the landers are exactly as predicted. A studio set on Earth couldn’t survive that level of global scrutiny from space.
4. The conspiracy would have been bigger, dumber, and leakier than the actual mission
Over 400,000 people worked on Apollo. That’s engineers, technicians, contractors, secretaries, and janitors across dozens of companies and universities. Not one deathbed confession, not one leaked memo, not one whistleblower with hard proof in 55+ years? That’s statistically insane. The Soviets were tracking every second of the missions in real time with their own radar and radio telescopes— they hated America’s guts and would have screamed "fake" at the first glitch if they could. Instead, they congratulated the U.S. and kept quiet. Faking it would have required inventing better special effects, vacuum chambers, and propulsion tech than what actually existed while hiding it from the very people who built the real rockets. Occam’s razor doesn’t just cut here; it eviscerates the hoax.
The footage, the rocks, the reflectors, the photos, the tracking data— they all line up perfectly because the landings were real. The moon is still up there, waiting for the next crew. The evidence isn’t "believable", it’s undeniable. If you’re still on the fence, go look at an LRO image of Tranquility Base or bounce a laser off those reflectors yourself.
Remember: conspiracy theory is the sophistication of the ignorant.
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@SoilOfHarvest @FakeArtCritic @pbeisel This requires you to believe it’s actually true, which you have no proof it is
And you actually believe we “lost the technology” to return?
Moron
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@somebangers @FakeArtCritic @pbeisel The ballistic trajectory of the dust is exactly what we'd expect in a place with 1/6th Earth's gravity and no atmosphere. In other word - A vacuum.
It is impossible to fake.
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@RichieRocky7 @pbeisel How do you know it wasn’t refuted? Would you ever have known?
There is not “overwhelming evidence,” retard, in fact, believing we landed on the moon requires you to believe they “lost the technology” to go back, and that they “accidentally taped over” the raw footage
Moron 😆
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@somebangers @pbeisel For one, they didn’t even try to refute it.
The same way the US didn’t with Yuri Gagarin.
When there is overwhelming evidence to prove it happened, you do not contest.
Not so dumb of an argument after all.
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@lavinia_colzani @pbeisel Who are “these people”
You’re the one who watches the footage and thinks it’s real, and believes we “lost the technology” to return, and believes we “accidentally taped over” the original, raw footage 🤣
You probably believed in social distancing, masks, and Covid jabs too 🤡
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@pbeisel Those people will not be convinced by anything. They are delusional.
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@RussetGrange @pbeisel Says the guy dumb enough to think it’s hard to pull off some big fakery, ignoring example after example throughout history
And dumb enough to watch the “moon landing” footage and conclude it’s real, and dumb enough to think we “lost the technology” to go back 🤣😂
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@pbeisel All good info, but you're preaching to attention seekers, not people who are so dumb as to believe that the moon landings could even be faked, never mind believe that they were.
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@pbeisel Why do people believe it’s a conspiracy? Lack of faith in government & government agencies. Because they don’t understand & don’t want to believe it.
Ask many who don’t believe who discovered the “scandal”. They don’t know, don’t know the origins of the conspiracy they follow
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@pbeisel I like the cut of your jib! That is a great write up! I'm a 60's kid, I lived it. I tier of there stupidity so I just ask them why they don't do this.

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@pbeisel You forget the most important one? The Soviets would have screamed bloody murder about it if we'd faked it. They knew it was real, so they didn't.
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@UttamChauh84157 @pbeisel How many employees worked in the health industry and bought every Covid lie?
Those “Russian scientists” are part of the same apparatus who benefits by keeping the illusion going.
Use your brain, fucktard
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@pbeisel The fact that 400,000 people worked on the project and hardly any of them have anything to say speaks volumes. Russian scientists would certainly have called it out by now. 😀
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@twelvty @pbeisel It’s actually not that hard to pull off a massive scam, boomer. Were you under a rock during “the pandemic”?
When you control the media, Hollywood, textbooks, every lever of influence — how hard is it to fool most of the population, including NASA employees, even the president?
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@pbeisel Always makes me laugh that people say it's fake.
Like a secret like this could ever be kept secret. It would cost more covering it up than it would to actually do the moon landing and there's nothing they could have gained by lying either.
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@RichieRocky7 @pbeisel This is the dumbest argument at all
No one would have believed the Russians, for one
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@FakeArtCritic @SoilOfHarvest @pbeisel Nah bro your argument perfectly aligns with retards who’ve been programmed to believe certain truths, i.e. we landed on the moon
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@SoilOfHarvest @pbeisel The conspiracy becomes part of their intellectual identity. It makes them feel intelligent because they know more than those around them. Giving up the conspiracy would be like removing an organ.
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@SoilOfHarvest @pbeisel The “rebellious” and “free thinking” prototypes you’re describing here are the retards who actually think we landed on the moon
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@pbeisel You guys need to stop arguing. This is not about facts or logic to them. It's about feeling special, being the rebellious "Free thinker".
You can't influence them in any meaningful way. They are emotional thinkers.
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@SeanTheExtraGuy @grukster101 @DarrenPlymouth Imagine watching the footage and believing it’s real, then believing we “lost the technology” and “accidentally taped over the original footage”
The level of retard is astronomical
I’m not even mad.
Just … wow
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@SeanTheExtraGuy @grukster101 @DarrenPlymouth You’re a moron. No one landed on the moon, bro. It couldn’t be more obvious
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@grukster101 @DarrenPlymouth You know, it's funny whenever I see people like you use a word like "moron" to describe those who don't fall for your conspiratard nonsense. The irony is just cringeworthy. Take your meds.
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@bryandeno Oh shut up
He did it because he had no choice. He’s a white man who got in the face of a black woman — the cancel mob was coming after him. Apology was the only way out
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You knew Geno would do the right thing and do it swiftly. He made a mistake. He owned it. He’s apologized. He didn’t wait around for things to get worse.
The hardest words to say in the English language are “I’m sorry.” He handled it correctly; like a Hall of Famer.
Storrs Central@StorrsCentral
Geno Auriemma with a statement following his actions at the end of UConn's matchup with South Carolina: "There’s no excuse for how I handled the end of the game vs. South Carolina. It’s unlike what I do and what our standard is here at Connecticut. I want to apologize to the staff and the team at South Carolina. It was uncalled for in how I reacted. The story should be how well South Carolina played, and I don’t want my actions to detract from that. I’ve had a great relationship with their staff, and I sincerely want to apologize to them."
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@MicDropJackson @FurlinMark @Top50Wallet @vickiringer @dawnstaley So you have no counter-argument, or substantive reply, and are simply cosplaying as an intelligent black man 🤣
Proved my point perfectly
Enjoy your day, blackie
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@FurlinMark @somebangers @Top50Wallet @vickiringer @dawnstaley What a counter-argument. I don’t know how I’ll recover. Just riveting stuff, I have to say.
Do you have anything of intelligence to add — or are you going to keep proving me right?
With a comment like yours, I’m starting to think you’re the racist here. Embarrassing.
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The people who criticize coach @dawnstaley should honestly answer: Do you dislike her because she’s a winner? Because she’s Black? Because she’s a woman? Because she grew up poor? Because she doesn’t apologize for any of this? You want her to shrink when she was meant to shine.
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@FurlinMark @Top50Wallet @vickiringer @dawnstaley …I just don’t want to have to be around them, and/or have them be dependent on whites, which they clearly are.
If they had more Dawns in their world, they could develop their own communities.
So complex, I know! A bit more than your, “uR a RaCiSt iDioT” mind can fathom
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