Steve Coulier
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Steve Coulier
@stevecoulier
Half Dave Coulier, half Steve Urkel.
เข้าร่วม Eylül 2014
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🚨🚨🚨 #BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨🚨
NUCLEAR WAR ALERT🤯
NUCLEAR FACILITY DESTROYED
IRAN🇮🇷 KHONDAB HEAVY WATER PLANT HAS SUFFERED SEVERE DAMAGE — NOW COMPLETELY NON-OPERATIONAL 💥
💀 MAJOR SETBACK TO IRAN’S NUCLEAR PROGRAM
IRAN 🇮🇷SUPREME LEADER SAID HE WILL ALSO USE THE ….see more
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@codyclarke Every fucking dark gradient is banded and looks like garbage.
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@TheWapplehouse Yeah, that'll show those conservative California desert folks
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@rawsalerts .07% population drop in North Korea happens overnight.
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🚨#BREAKING: Kim Jong-un has officially won the North Korea’s parliamentary elections with votes totaling 99.93% of the votes.
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@TheGoldenDays I've been downloading all those old Disney made-for-TV movies. They're just as bad as I remember, but I remember them, so that's something...
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@fleshsimulator Gotta spend like 3k on vdrums before they're not ass. I just built an electric kit out of a craigslist 5 piece acoustic kit for 50$, threw some mesh heads and diy piezo triggers on it, then plugged into a ddrum module, triggering superior or addictive drums.
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@_tokkiyeon @snackolator Red/blue is everyone's favorite, its a clear winner, like the red or pink starburst.
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@stevecoulier @snackolator Oh hey that's my favorite flavor from the gummies themselves
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@codyclarke I suspect its not a coincidence that the raw image out of a modern digital cinema camera looks a lot closer to the left image. Ironically, it only takes 5 minutes to color grade a shot.
I love watching 2000s Top Gear episodes, because they went so hard (and often bad) with color
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not only is this true, it has been understood and discussed at length for the better part of a century
élie ☂️@regardfilant
J’ai une théorie selon laquelle les productions audiovisuelles veulent nous déprimer parce que y’a aucun monde où ce truc est acceptable alors que le truc de droite est possible
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@kennyhotz He was the perfect reality TV whore. Many such cases.
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He literally CAN'T ACT!!!
The Show Is Real!
Sam Rusty Rennie@hairyredmanlet
@kennyhotz @Spenny One of the best arguments against KvS being staged and scripted is that Spenny, who obviously has an inflated sense of self, would never subject himself to ritual embarrassment outside the context of the show. Watch Spenny in any interview. The show is not an act.
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@fleshsimulator I've met far more people who are productive, first and foremost, and like doing drugs all the time, rather than losers who can't do anything, and decide they might as well do drugs to fill the void. I'd also guess its hard to meet those people, since they don't do anything.
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I don't judge people for smoking weed if it doesn't negatively impact them.
I judge the fuck out of people who claim weed doesn't negatively impact them whenever it very clearly does.
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Legitimate chronic pain, and its between that or being blasted on oxy every day? Go fuckin wild, you aren't gonna be functional sober and in agonizing pain, this is a suboptimal position to be in, do what works best for you!!
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Smoke an ounce of weed a week and yet somehow are still an active and ambitious person who can hold a conversation? Ubermensch shit, hell yeah. There are a lot of successful musicians who are like this.
But if you are an otherwise healthy person who went from being driven and ambitious to like, working at the store and just getting high all day: I judge the shit out of you. At least have the decency to admit you have an addiction!!
Its like watching someone lose his house from gambling debt, and him going "No you idiot, theres literally zero negative health effects of gambling dude, nobody has ever OD'd on gambling hahaha"
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@yungsteambot Whether you're talking about car exhausts, or dicks, I'm in for it.
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@1929stockcrash Remember when only the calculatedly hot goth chick or inconsequential carnival worker type dude got to know about your porn preferences in public?

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@Dee_Floki Yeah, nice try, I don't need more people trying to get a peek at my butthole.
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Brick doesn’t glow until it does.
By replacing one in ten ordinary bricks with solid glass brick, you can transform the architecture of restaurants, hotels, residences, facades, corridors, staircases, and even bathrooms into a glowing space where the wall stays, but the light changes everything.
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Clavicular says that going to a pub, having a beer, and watching sports is one of the worst things you can do
“Engaging with people in real life? There’s really not that many people that are worth interacting with, I would say”
“Most people have completely misprioritized lives. The average person you meet is like an enjoyer of sports who drinks beer, like ‘let’s go have a beer at the pub and watch Sunday football,’ and that’s the worst thing you could do. You should be on PubMed reading studies on how you could look max”
“Most of humanity is sort of enslaved to these consumer habits that prevent them from ascending”
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@teachermother1 I was maybe 10-11 when I realized you could pop cheap store-bought popcorn kernels, but them in a brown paper bag, and sell them at the farmers' market for 8$ each. Then I broke my ankle, and came out one weekend on crutches. Sales were insane.
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