Stuart Helmer

"Why isn't that cyclist getting out of my way??" Well here's why. Thread

@bobs_youruncle2 @HJB_News__ @Keir_Starmer Because there was no case to answer.

@stuarthelmer @HJB_News__ @Keir_Starmer Ask yourself WHY it got dropped.

Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless. This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism. We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.

J.D. Vance (2024).

@HJB_News__ @Keir_Starmer He was investigated and the case was dropped. That's got nothing to do with the government.

@Keir_Starmer 'death to the IDF' chants led by Bobby Vylan at rally. No further action!

@6igantuar @Only1Para Oh do pipe down you ginormous loser

@Only1Para Nah, she lied about that shit, like all women do.

People who ask “why didn’t you fight back?” need to watch this once a day.

bio says "proud husband, father of 3, god loving christian ✝️" and it's the worst person you've ever encountered on here

@rocknrollofall "TV Reporter"?? That's Jeremy Paxman. He's nearly as much of a legend as Bowie!

TV reporter tells David Bowie the internet is "hugely exaggerated" David Bowie's response is the closest thing to perfection about the future.

@nardus6517 @MrPitbull07 "Why can't people accept a comforting lie instead of insisting on the hard truth"

@MrPitbull07 Some shitty comments on this post. Why can't people appreciate a feel-good story whether it is true or not. If you enjoy wallowing in misery rather shut the fuck up.

I was fired today. Well, laid off. "Budget cuts," my boss said. I packed my box. I was terrified. I have a mortgage. As I walked to the elevator, the CEO—the big boss who never talks to anyone—stepped in with me. "You're Sarah, right?" he asked. "Yes sir." "You stayed late last month to help the interns fix that presentation. You didn't ask for overtime." I nodded, surprised he knew. "I can't stop the layoffs," he said. "Board's decision. But I made a phone call." The elevator dinged. He handed me a card. "My friend runs a firm across town. He's expecting your call at 9 AM tomorrow. He needs a manager who cares about people. The pay is 20% higher." I stared at him. "Why?" "Because you held the door for the cleaning lady every single morning," he said. "I notice things." Character is what you do when you think no one is watching. Credit: Nancy brooks

First airport in the US to be renamed after a pedophile.

the last time the Republicans lost a presidential election they tried to lynch the vice president

Oh no, but all the right wing free speech people moved there because the UK is a ‘police state’ or something. 😭

A brilliant statistician who spent 50 years studying why massive engineering projects fail realized one terrifying truth: Individual incompetence is almost never the actual problem. His name is W. Edwards Deming, the man who famously rebuilt Japan's post-war manufacturing empire from scratch. He argued that we obsess over individual performance and completely ignore the environment. Here are 4 operational frameworks he used to build elite, failure-proof organizations:

The objective of the war has become undoing the consequence of the war. The stupidest war in history.

@questmoosa @Balder998 What an absolute load of old nonsense, jeez

@Balder998 being "horny af" in the desperate way is a sign of stress metabolism, elevated estrogen - where your body wants to ejaculate rapidly into a vagina because it fears it's survival

male distance runners are known for having significantly lower than average testosterone levels Research has ALSO shown that endurance cyclists and runners, but not swimmers, have significantly lower testosterone levels than sedentary controls It also goes without saying that your body will look quite weak and frail if you train mainly for endurance.

@Polythunks @SamanthaTaghoy @StanMarsh1970 Yes, he was. *Was*. Past tense. Zack's post is in the present tense. Pretending not to understand basic English to own the libs. How silly

@SamanthaTaghoy @StanMarsh1970 Ed Miliband was leader of Labour for 5 years. He is ethnically Jewish, and his parents were Jewish.

Hi Zack, Benjamin Disraeli was a Sephardic Jew and Leader of the Conservative Party from 1868 to 1880. He was also the first and only Jewish Prime Minister. His name is literally D’Israeli. You’re a liar and a fool. Hope this helps!

@SamanthaTaghoy If only you understood tenses

Who could have predicted this?

Imagine being the kind of person who sees this as a victory

@village_melrose @Justin_G0rd0n @BonninMike @schneider You've never been to Amsterdam, then.

@Justin_G0rd0n @BonninMike @schneider Haven’t seen a single “protected” bike lane in Amsterdam, Arnhem or Enkhuizen. Cars bikes and pedestrians all seem to find their way without incident. Go figure.

Clearing encampments, saving the environment, and implementing protected bike lanes. True progress in CD11 brought to you by Traci Park. ⁦@schneider⁩ instagram.com/reel/DWXqTIik5…

Think about it.. your IQ has to be pretty low to be convinced there’s a magic being in the sky that will torture you for all eternity if you touch your naughty bits. And ironically it also needs your money.

"Businesses will flee." "A disaster." "Ghost town." That's what they said about NYC congestion pricing. 14 months later: 11% less traffic, 8.9% more subway riders, 9% fewer serious crashes, and rising business revenue. Policy works when you let it! The cameras are staying ON.