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@SethAbramson Citizen Trump will drop his snowglobe and whisper "Rosneft." End scene.

How hard is it to cancel Door Dash, remove the app from phones and find other ways to get food delivered?

@EricSpracklen Maybe couch f*cker wouldn’t stage hug her?

Anyone else think it’s a little odd that the claim is that Erika Kirk canceled because she couldn’t have security protect her throughout her travel to the event when they have raised like $250M or more since September? She flies in private planes. Gets chauffeured in private cars. The event venue itself was secured by secret service because of the VP. They have the budget to hire hundreds of security personnel to travel with her if she wanted them. It doesn’t make sense to me. I think it was something else.

It wasn’t a picture of me as Jesus it was a picture of me as a doctor because I help a lot of people.

@RonFilipkowski Desperate projection on orange dumpster’s part?

Trump on Iran: 2/6-“They want to make a deal badly” 3/2-“They want to make a deal badly” 3/16-“They want to make a deal badly” 3/24-“They want to make a deal badly” 3/25-“They want to make a deal badly” 4/1-“They want to make a deal badly” 4-13-“They want to make a deal badly” 4/14-“They want to make a deal badly”

@JessicaTarlov Is this a fair picture of a “sniveling toady”?

This is just embarrassing...

@dandinohill Bad Americans voting for corrupt and kompromat politicians?

How did good Americans end up with such corrupt leadership?

@RedWisco26 Is he previewing his job after he loses his WI GOP election?

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@LucasSa56947288 Is a “paid stooge” a different designation?

DoorDash grandma Sharon Simmons on Fox and Friends this morning: "I am not a paid actor"

@WisDems @TomTiffanyWI Is he getting enough iron in his diet? (He looks… spineless?)

.@TomTiffanyWI eating well while Americans can't afford burgers.

@Mollyploofkins @DoorDash Do you think DoorDash has any regrets about this failed stunt?

Shame on @DoorDash for participating in Trump’s “no taxes on tips” scam. Aside from their D.C. DoorDash “Grandma” being a GOP operative from Arkansas, it’s mathematically impossible for her to have saved $11,000 in taxes this year as a result of Trump’s bullshit bill.

@daviddunn177 Neither?

She says to Fox News that she’s saved $3-4,000 dollars. When she was standing with Donald Trump, she said she saved $11,000 dollars. Which is it?

@maddenifico Did they tell him to say the photo was “doctored” and his Swiss cheese brain could only blurt out “doctor”???

"Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?" This is how a sociopath and pathological liar acts. He looks at you with a straight face and tells a BLATANT LIE.

@TomTiffanyWI Is calling yourself a “cliché” similar to calling yourself a GOP pedo enabler who has a history of voting against the people you want to yoke under you as a Governor?

🚨NEW STATEWIDE AD: I love Wisconsin, but Madison politics is holding us back. As governor, I will lower property taxes, cut red tape, and stop Wall Street from buying our homes and Big Data from bulldozing our farmland. Cliché? You Betcha!

@JoJoFromJerz Kompromat?

Why aren’t Republicans demanding investigations into the numerous sexual assault allegations that have been made against Trump?

Have you shown this to @TomTiffanyWI yet?

@RonFilipkowski Doctor vs “Doctored”?

I think Trump’s explanation about the Jesus post might be more insane than the post itself. And I certainly did not think that was possible before it happened.

@DemocraticWins Will Johnson get called in now and be reminded that Dumpy has kompromat on him?

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Speaker Mike Johnson just criticized Donald Trump's post depicting himself as Jesus. This is shocking.

@RonFilipkowski Doctor or “Doctored”?

Don’t expect the Trump Jesus post to get much run on Fox today.

@DMichaelTripi Threats to her “financial safety”?

NEW: Erika Kirk did not attend scheduled event with JD Vance tonight at University of Georgia due to reported threats to her safety, per JD Vance.

@DerrickEvans4WV Is this financially risky?

🚨BIG NEWS: Dana White — the UFC is footing the ENTIRE bill for the massive UFC at the White House fight. “We are paying the entire bill on all of this.... This is the UFC's gift to the 250th birthday of America.” 🇺🇸