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I just remembered- for the first 8 years of my career, none of my programming jobs involved code reviews. I just shipped shit straight to production. How is the world did that even work?

@sporadica We have the most detailed and thorough knowledge of how things work in the universe than any humans who ever lived, it’s not even close, yet so many prefer to just believe some random set of facts they find convenient even if they don’t align with reality. It’s mind boggling.

honored to be the person behind trump’s brand new hairstyle 🇺🇸❤️❤️

@heathwblack @sm Oh god. You have two? My 5 year old refuses to sit anymore 🌊🌊

@sm It's not good. A warzone in there.

I want to try one of these AI tools for parents that all the VCs are obsessed with funding now. What's the best one to try?

@elwatto The ssd controller is removed from the pcb. Seems like it's similar to the mac studio setup where it's proprietary and requires pairing 🫠

best deal in tech in a very long time

Long shot- does anybody remember when Fabric.io made a blogpost about how Answers infrastructure was built? I’ve been trying to find that blog post but haven’t had any luck.

LMAO all counts.

Fully remote (US only) iOS role if anybody is left on this hell site. Oura is hiring a mid-level iOS engineer. wrkbl.ink/43MKE64 I've been here for a few months and I'm happy to chat with anybody who might be interested. Working for a european company has been wonderful.

@spillthetmai @joshdholtz You mean, feel gay?

Them: “Josh, what did you do today?” Me: “I stupidly tried to convince a parenting group that their 7 year old learning the word thespian in school has nothing to do with LGBT and it wouldn’t magically turn their son into Lady Gaga” This world…

@pebblelife I live in the bay area, could I come by for a walk through? Thinking about putting in a reservation.

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Do you remember when you joined Twiter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Fuck this X nonsense.

You have a Vision Pro headset, I have Microwave Oven Robustness. We are not the same.

Just like we drew it up.

Don't let pride have you hungry with an empty fridge. If your relationship with your parents is good, and the logistics work, this is a fine option. Save money.

Going to a birthday party and sorting through the cards we have. Does Apple still give these out? Also lol “and yes, I do get a friends and family discount”

No one tells you in higher up tech roles your job is basically to disagree with people and say no without making everyone upset so you'd better work on those people skills early

@Javi If only developers used apples app state restoration. /s

Don’t you love it when you open the camera on your iPhone 15 Pro Max with 8GB of RAM and iOS evicts all other apps from memory?

@worekarolis @josefprusa @ouraring Don’t google “degloving”

@josefprusa @ouraring Ask a surgeon about a stripped fingers by the rings :)

Anyone using an @ouraring? I have a black one and it started to look beat up very quickly. As I just found my long lost diamond file I took the matter to my own hands and it’s even prettier than the new offerings 😇 Original coating is pretty tough but cannot last in a gym or workshop 🤷‍♂️

This has to be the worst relationship take ever 🤨

Like Xcodes? Want to support its development? Xcodes is now using opencollective.com/xcodesapp to help ease the burden on costs. There is absolutely no requirement to support, Xcodes will run as it always has. Thanks in advance and thanks to everyone who has already contribued.

@taquitos Spot the IDE that's missing