Het

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

same

@LinkofSunshine gotham pizza mention

10 best restaurants I’ve been to in NYC: Cocoron (LES) Sugarfish/Kazunori (chain) Barney Greengrass (UWS) Maz Mezcal (UES) Au Cheval (Chinatown) Veselka (EV) Gotham Pizza (UES) Carbone (GV) Buddhism (Chelsea) Peter Lugers (WB)

They took me seriously oh no 😭

I’m the CEO of a hot dog company. I’ve worked on hot dogs for 10 years. And *I* wasn’t prepared for what I’ve just seen. Your life is about to change. So what can you do? Buy as many hot dogs as you can. Buy stock in hot dog companies.

bedtime is amazing because u get to get all cozy with a book and then put it next to you while you play Balatro on your phone

Logging cals after eating something you shouldn't have is like a humiliation ritual

@dairymaxxing It's only 362.4 calories though

light midnight snack. 3,451 calories.

every PM who wants to add a NUX to an app should be forced to redownload / sign up for the app just to see how many of these have been crammed in over the years. they always interrupt at the worst time and are almost always useless

Peeche Nayak film ka music laga do

School made it seem like I'd be writing a lot more letters to the editor than I really do

@hoodiehabibi DPS represent

I am deactivating social media. I have an EVS test tomorrow. Bye.

This is important to me

I might be fat, ugly, chopped, not good looking, stupid, disgusting but at least I'm kind

@madmufasa Yes! One of my favorite videos on vadapav talks about this youtu.be/m3nvefwqWW0?si… Watching it will make you crave it jfyi

Omg is this where vada pav comes from????

Suddenly, you're 27. You make your coffee, rush to work, come home around 7, and you're too tired to do anything except eat, scroll on your phone, and pass out. Then you wake up, and do it all again. And when Friday comes, maybe you go out, or maybe you're just too tired. Then, out of nowhere, it hits you. How did everything pass by so quickly? You don't even feel 27. You still feel like that 17 year old kid who thought they had all the time in the world. But somehow, 10 years just disappeared. And you start missing the past. The feeling of being young, excited, and clueless. But then you realize, one day, you'll miss this, too. Being 25, being confused, being tired, but still trying. So maybe the trick is to slow down a bit and actually live this chapter before it also becomes just another memory. The point is no matter what age you are, you’ll miss these days. Life gets busy sometimes and it’s always a good time to stop and smell the roses.

topics to avoid when speaking w me: fut*re l*ve life academ*cs dr*ver's l*cense

@madmufasa @geetownnn Thanks for ruining my day as well Geet

@geetownnn Please don’t bring on tl, nahi dekha jaata yeh sab

god I see what you've done for other people