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Brock Purdy was launching missiles at #49ers practice today. 🚀 •TD bombs to Jacob Cowing and Demarcus Robinson. •A deep strike to De’Zhaun Stribling. •Mike Evans making plays all afternoon. But the defense wasn’t backing down: ❌ Malik Mustapha INT ❌ Nick Martin tip-drill INT to Darrell Luter Jr. The offense and defense traded haymakers all practice long. H/T: @LombardiHimself


If the 2023 49ers weren't invincible, the 2026 Rams aren't. Just saying.





I don’t agree with how BA has been handling his business as a professional athlete..but this right here is strategically put together to smear his name..Some will get it..and some won’t…






Now agreed to and official: The #Browns are trading Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the #Rams for star edge Jared Verse, a 2027 1st-round, a 2028 2nd round, and a 2029 3rd, per me, @AdamSchefter and @TomPelissero. The offseason's biggest trade is final and real.












The woe is me comments are pretty disappointing. Cheap housing, high paying jobs, a great place to live. Pick any two. Boomers and Gen X moved an hour away from our jobs bc we couldn’t afford the ones near the jobs either. There are < $200k houses all over America. You can still do this. It seems people today would rather complain than solve their problem. 🙄



Hot take: a country that makes it next to impossible for you to buy a house in the small town where you grew up has failed its youth. And boomers wont understand the consequences until they are in their hospice homes.


If your 1970’s home is now worth $1M, you’re on the hook for ~$10K/yr. Based entirely on unrealized gains. That’s absurd for the fixed-income elderly. Property taxes SHOULD be abolished for Boomers. But they should be abolished for everyone else too. Property taxes are evil.


“The average family in the 1950’s could afford a house on a single income!” 🙄 Sure. That’s because the average house in the 1950’s looked like this. The average family can still afford this house on a single income.


No one wants a romantic dinner ruined by a screaming child at the next table. According to a new survey, 75% of Americans say restaurants should offer some kind of adults-only dining experience to avoid unruly kids. That includes child-free sections, restrictions during late-night hours, and quieter dining environments focused more on the experience than family-friendly chaos.










