Sherman Shrader 🇵🇸

finally found a way to express what it feels like to be bi in the LBGTQ+ community

@cuntadelic You gots the adhd, don’t ya?

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

I love the sudden realization that I don’t have to put up with a single thing I don’t like

@rushicrypto I like your sentiment. But government should have no say in what private companies do.

I think companies should be legally required to decrease salaries of their highest paid executives before they can mass layoff people

Amazon workers pee in bottles to meet quotas but Jeff Bezos buys yachts so big that in 2022 they nearly dismantled a historic bridge to move it through Rotterdam. And we’re debating whether a $30 minimum wage is “realistic.” The debate itself is obscene.

@MrMouthAlmighty Sir get that boot out of your mouth. Your max is *way* too high

Concert tickets should not be priced more than $450-$500. Idc.

Police DO NOT REDUCE CRIME. Housing, employment, food, REDUCE CRIME.

@colleen_eileen As I always say, aging is a privilege. Try to find that celebratory spirit 💕

In deep denial about the age I'm turning on Monday send wine

"Hating right-wingers makes you just as bad as them"

@ChantalMoniqueC Is it even petty, or is it just not being a doormat??

@pot8um @singingsox I love this level of petty, and it sounds like it fixed your problem real quick.

neighbor has been letting dog shit accumulate in our shared yard for months on end talking to them didn’t work multiple reports to property mgmt didn’t work so i decided to plant little flags in every single turd pile with their address written on them and guess the fuck what

@beyondplutolost I actually prefer my friends are kind to me. *That* is love.

@monicavenzke If you’re a guy friend, it’s a universal law that you have to demean your female friend because that’s how you show your brotherly love towards her. Be happy he considers you like a sister

Having guy friends is astronomically overrated

@monicavenzke I will never subscribe to friendships that involve negging and roasting - that’s just microdosing bullying imo. It’s no wonder men are so lonely when they can’t even be nice to their friends.

Shrinkflation pisses me off so bad because not only are you ripping me off but you're gaslighting me. I go talking about how there's less crackers in each sleeve and people treat me like I'm crazy. What's actually crazy is what we're putting up with from these corpos.

@MarisasHorror “This is what happens when you rely on artificial intelligence instead of ~actual~ intelligence.”

Bruh. AI is telling people that the place I work at has donuts. We have never had donuts and people are believing the AI and confidently calling us to order donuts. Its even making up varieties of donuts that dont exist and telling people we have them.

Men: "I wouldn't date a woman who's ever been a stripper” In that case, I wouldn't date a man who's ever been to a strip club. Men: “I wouldn't date a woman who's ever done porn” In that case too, I wouldn't date a man who's ever watched porn. You're the reason sex workers and porn exist. Porn exists because men are the demand to the supply. If you disdain sex workers, you don’t get to consume their labour. As they say in the industry, "Men jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

Males developed as the secondary sex to support the primary sex (like drones in a beehive) and are naturally submissive. They thrive when given an assignment & told what to do. Matriarchy is the norm throughout nature, and patriarchy can only lead to the destruction of humankind.

@ItsMrsPlugg That mom is weird, and you’re also weird for giving an insanely bigoted company your money. Grow a spine.

Oh my gosh it finally happened you guys… I took my kids to the park to eat chic fil an and this little kid came over and told his mom he wanted him, she told him… SHE TOLD HIM ASK THEM TO SHARE WITH YOU…. Lmaoo

@PainfulSatire A small comfort 🙃

@themackdaddy94 a LOT of it is "NTA for not giving the money...HOWEVER, YMBTA in general if that's how you talk about your daughter"

The irony of someone who has to use their dead mom as their retirement plan trying to “teach their daughter a lesson” is especially peak.

My coworker said he doesn't use the public library because he likes to own the books he reads. I told him he can do both - buy the book and check it out from the library. It helps the library and everyone who uses it as well as helping the author, plus he loses nothing. He was

@PainfulSatire NO

@themackdaddy94 @primediscussion 😭 i wish it were so (it's so insanely mixed)