Joshua

@robcoco I knew I got something wrong in the process

@thepiecemaker You're supposed to die before going to Hell.

We come this this place to get killed

@robcoco As our Lord and saviour Terry Pratchett said "do unto others before they do unto you"

It's hard to be a good person whilst maintaining an ample bosom and an ass that won't quit.

@ape_descendent I love your glass collection!

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Big Reveal: Big Giant Dog's private office

April Foo-

April fools lasts for like 48 fucking hours for Australians in this cursed modern age

@ThisIsCorey Very much keep calm and carry on. Try not to disturb the easter weekend revenue as much as possible. Who knows what next week

Is anyone wondering what the Australia, UK and US leader announcements are about? They all seem to be rather sudden 👀

@Brentus88 I was told it was as a child and was so angry that it just turned out to be flour paste. The RE classes all referred to it as icing and it was worse than the rest of the bun.

That the cross on the top of the hot cross bun isn’t actually icing is the biggest Easter scam and I’ve always said that

We just got this Force Majeure letter today from AirGas, our helium supplier (for our food science lab, where we have multiple mass-spec instruments that use helium). The letter says that helium supplies are cut off, and if you're lucky, you might be allotted HALF the helium you need. Even then, you will be charged extra for any helium you get. A LOT extra. So basically, every mass spec lab in America is about to go offline. AirGas is expressly invoking FM and saying they cannot meet their contractual obligations. Not their fault. Trump did this by attacking Iran. My lab is fine, of course, because I saw this coming and I ordered my lab staff to buy a one-year supply weeks ago. We already have it in place. So we're still up and running with plenty of helium. But very few lab science people are paying attention to the Strait of Hormuz, so they are getting blindsided by this. Trump's war is shutting down science labs all across the country right now. Don't dare call this "winning." It's a loss for America. And the world.

@AttardMon I just can't see another reason for this. Haters will hate, supporters will be left empty and confused

@thepiecemaker Maybe. It’s perplexing

I kinda get what Albo was saying. But a media release would have done the job, no? Unless I’m missing what’s in the tea leaves, I’m thinking 🤦‍♀️

@robcoco In an odd coincidence I am just about to travel to QLD just like I did before the initial covid lockdown festivities. I swear if they cancel flights and I get stuck there though.... I cannot be responsible for my actions

Is it time to start the Dan Murphy's opening hours tweets yet?

@Mr_Fanta_Pants @robcoco Brave of you to assume it came in a bottle...

@robcoco Since there's no such thing as leftover wine, you'll be having the bottle.

I told myself if I ran 15km today, I would let myself have one glass of wine. Instead, I ran 22km, so in my mind that means I'm allowed like three glasses now.

@robcoco It does seem a lot of effort. Might be easier to just recreate the Schism of 1054 in an existing one

@thepiecemaker Have you ever considered starting your own?

Find a religion, or start a religion?

@djmelbau I've been there. Wishing for the support you and your family will need though this. You're welcome to reach out if you need to talk

@Mr_Fanta_Pants Truly. I hope you're able to have a long break from all the stresses that have been piling up

@thepiecemaker Thank you so much. I've had enough of these for a while, so if no one else would die for a bit, I'd be very thankful.

RIP, Poppy 😭