Third in Charge

Because, spiders….

@JaneBransby @ffsSpooky @Dickwith2dogs All of Rowntree Mackintosh - particularly Smarties

@ffsSpooky @Dickwith2dogs While they’re at it, steal the original Rowntree Mackintosh KitKat too. Nestle ruined everything.

Why doesn’t somebody just steal the old Cadburys recipe and start a new chocolate line?

@G_David_Keller @thegharqadtree @Bunny_ngl Best character pair in years

@thegharqadtree @Bunny_ngl Indeed Raylan & Boyd at the end was great.

Can someone please recommend a tv series that's actually addictive, the kind that makes people stay up all night and finish season one in a sitting???????

@LucyGoBag When supermarkets put the van logo next to a delivery slot just to encourage us to make an environmentally sound choice, should actually be a discount/promotion to use that slot

I imagine the nudge will be around “is that journey essential” so once again public will be given the decisions to make but no real framing or assistance. The judgements made will then be puritanical and based on curtain twitching… however there are some things to think about…

@clumsyoaf33 @BigJimStilton Or at the shop, buy steak, chicken and salmon but not think what wil go with them 🤷‍♀️

@BigJimStilton Just help the woman out! Deciding what’s for dinner is a ball ache every day I’d ask my ex to get something for dinner and he’d get to the supermarket and ask what to get. Bloody annoying 🙄

It’s that time of the week again, where Mel asks me what do I want for teas next week! And I’ll always go I don’t know 😂 I’m as much use at that as a chocolate teapot

@custard71 All hail the teenager level of FOMO on a Friday night

@CarolMaps The emperor’s new shoes!!

I have questions.

@jowine100 Nope - looks exactly the same to me

Spot the difference 🤭😬

@nationalrailenq Hi, are there any planned engineering works between #penkridge and Liverpool next week?

@ConstableChaos Oh absolutely 100% cast iron foolish

@third_in_charge Flipping heck ... Is that brave or foolish ?? 😂😂

Mayday mayday ... I've been away for 2 days working on my mum's house which is being sold .. got home and #MrsC has ... She has ... She has ... 'tidied my shed for me' ... 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 .

@LBFlyawayhome Get those books in order Helen, driving childhood-me over the edge with that disorganisation

I’m afraid my project to stop buying Ladybirds is not on track

@pipterino @missusess1971 @Pidders2 I don’t think it’ll take much trying

@missusess1971 @Pidders2 @third_in_charge I might try to get them sacked

someone in the office is whistling

@ToolzO No of course not, you could walk instead

Yes if you were brought up well.

@ThatEricAlper Ah those of us in the know went to the coach company up the road and got a 2-in-1 deal and the queue was always shorter

People complaining about Ticketmaster either forgot or weren't around when we had to line up for DAYS outside a record store for tickets. Actually, those were fun times.

@WaltzingMtilda Oh no- no sink pasta

I'm making mac-n-cheese and when I went to dump the noodles a bunch of them missed the colander and landed in the sink and I was like to heck with that I'm not giving up that many noodles so I scooped them up We're not gonna die from sink noodles Probably

@ATRightMovies My daughters was The Truman Show, she thought Jim Carey was unaware he was an actor

@Footinit Oh no it was just too sixth-form for me. The comedians are funny but felt hamstrung by delivering lines - requires improvements

Taking advantage of my appalling mood to watch SNL UK. 60 seconds in and the over-exuberant audience is irritating as hell already.

@icod I’m not sure we will ever be able to extricate ourselves from this one… still it stops the tricksters with the”Mum I’ve changed my phone” scams