Tim 🇺🇲

👁️= swollen after nice bud.

@otokyo A barf bag for looking at the stove while it cooks.

Whats missing from this delicious breakfast 🥣

@Kinza1278 What a shit bag of a question. I didn't own any fucking slaves.

If your white, have you ever suffered from white guilt even a little?

@Kinza1278 Toast and some cheese to make a sandwich with the eggs.

What the missing of this plate?

@Kinza1278 I wanna know where do they hide the gun when the pants are down?

White men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

@Kinza1278 They're not smart enough to know you can run faster after you commit a crime if their pants are pulled up.

@amandajuliiiia I taught myself. I like to cook when I have the time.

Men who can cook... who taught you?

@Alf_Elsa Easy. I like your type. 😘

Having sex in first date is called what?

@miaElizai I could if she asked me to. 😁

Can you?🤔

Very easy. 😆

@femalebodybuil6 Regular gas

🤔🤔.

@NeverteIImeodd Eat balls Rosco

@EmilySm43 That has happened to me. I just had her come to my house so I didn't have to see it. Her mom's house was the same.

Guys, please be honest. If a girl's beauty is 10 out of 10 but her room looks like this, what would you do?

@Jassmini2 Gordo / Gorda

First thing that comes to mind when you see this? 🤔

@Oceanbreeze473 Count me in for an easy thousand.

Be honest, for $1000.00 cash, would you take the risk?

@RestrictedDaily I would have attached roof right under the 2 story window so it sheds water away from the house and change the railing to the outer edge and built a step.

What do you guys think about this deck?

@Kinza1278 No issues. I'm looking for a woman who has money and needs a man to spend it on. I'm tired of always paying.

🤔

@Daisy55oj Fuck yeah. Every fucking morning.

Be honest 😜

@CannaCollectz 723

Free bags Pick a number 1-1000

@LibertyCappy .87 cents a gallon 1983. I bought it for my mini bike.

What is?